The Prince Consort Is Lying Flat Again

In his previous life, he was a wage slave who worked himself to death. In this life, all he wants is to laze around, freeload, and wait to die. No 996, no overtime, no nine-to-five. He just wants to lie flat and be a salted fish. There are countless salted fish in this world, so it's not like the world needs one more. Fortunately, fate treats him well: he's reborn into a wealthy, powerful family. The only problem is that he's changed from a man into a woman. But that's no big deal. In fact, it's even better. Now he can openly sit around and wait to die. In ancient times, noble young ladies stayed inside their homes, embroidering, playing the zither, and at most chasing butterflies. That suits him perfectly. He has no intention of lifting a finger in this life. If he can sit, he won't stand; if he can lie down, he won't sit. As long as there's food in front of him, he won't bother thinking. But...

His father gets caught up in the Nidi Mountain silver-mine case and is punished with confiscation of the family estate; his mother gets entangled in the case of the real and fake princes, dragging the whole family into execution; his brother backs the wrong contender for the throne and gets implicated; his sister...

And he has one soul in two bodies, doing two jobs all by himself!

Excerpt:

Reborn but Still a Wage Slave: Ma Tong, I don't care what you say, I'm done! I'm doing two jobs with no pay, no days off, no year-end bonus, not even the five kinds of insurance and one housing fund, and I'm still working overtime to clean up everyone else's mess. I'm not a machine. I'm done!

System: I've told you, I'm Number 88. My Chinese surname is Ma, so my name is Ma System. Stop leaving out one character when you call me.

Fine, quit if you want. Aaa is about to get dragged down by bbb, and then the Si family will be confiscated. The men will be exiled to Ningguta, and the women will be sent to the entertainment bureau. You'll soon have two jobs you can do lying down. The entertainment bureau goes without saying. On the road to Ningguta, in System terminology: statistics show that the rate of being [censored] during exile is as high as 99.9%, and the rate of being [censored] repeatedly is 89%. In plain English: given Young Master Si Feng's celestial looks, even ordinary handsome young men and pretty young ladies don't escape their fate. Imagine what will happen to a peerless beauty like Feng. You'll be lying down, sure, but it won't be easy!

Reborn but Still a Wage Slave: Ha, you perverted Ma System.

The whole family is busy building careers and stirring up trouble, but the wage slave just wants to lie flat.

The venting version of this novel's title is Dad, Mom, Brothers, Sisters, Please Behave Yourselves. The literary version is Do Not Speak of the Green Mountains.

A bottom who only wants to be a salted fish and refuses to work x a top who works overtime every day to get revenge

Theme: As heaven moves with vigor, so should a gentleman strive ceaselessly for self-improvement.