Everyday Role-Playing with My Useless Wife

[Mutually exclusive, in every sense of the word, so rest assured] [The main story is complete. Please leave a positive review for the ending, my dearest readers *U*] Bai Que is a nameless male insect cannon fodder in an insectoid novel. The leads of this world are a scummy top and a pathetic bottom, and the bottom is the top’s poor, abused female slave, treated like a doormat. One day, Bai Que watched a long-legged female insect with a slender waist being dragged toward the dungeon reserved for the scummy top’s female slaves. With looks that incredible, he had to be the male lead’s love interest. Then one day, passing by the dungeon, Bai Que caught the pheromones of a new female slave, who couldn’t control himself, and accidentally ended up embracing him. When Bai Que woke up and saw the “male lead’s love interest” curled up silently in a corner, he thought, fell quiet, and felt guilty. “How about… you become my female monarch?” - Xiuluosi is a marshal who was betrayed. His fiancé cheated on him, then joined forces with the rebels to cast him out to a remote frontier planet teetering on the brink of chaos. He remained trapped in a dark dungeon until Bai Que came along and freed him. To get a male insect’s pheromones, Xiuluosi hid his identity and did his best to play the pitiful female slave Bai Que thought had been abused like a doormat, joining him in putting on a show of a loving male lord and female monarch. He had assumed Bai Que would discard him like any other male insect once he was no longer useful. But Bai Que took his hand and soothed away every bit of his shame. He made Xiuluosi sheathe his claws, wanting only to hold on tight to the one ray of light in his long, lonely life. - Bai Que noticed his female monarch was growing more and more domineering. Bai Que: “You never used to care what time I got home at night.” A tender, possessive kiss landed on his Adam’s apple. “Then why were you drinking with that female insect prince until ten at night? Because he’s more virtuous and sensible than I am?” Bai Que: “…” Actually, the prince was his biological older brother. Bai Que was afraid of scaring his sensitive, insecure female monarch, so he could only do his best to keep his identity hidden. Until one day, he heard a group of military females call his monarch “Marshal!” At the time, Xiuluosi was pregnant with an egg and rubbing his swollen belly. In a cold voice, he said, “Clean up the blood after the assassination. Don’t let my male lord find out. Anyone who disobeys will take fifty strokes of the military cane.” Then he turned and met Bai Que’s stunned gaze. The male insect instinctively took a step back. The female insect sprang up from the main seat, his eyes instantly turning red. “My lord, don’t go… I, my stomach hurts.” “…” Keep pretending, then! So neither of us cannon fodder characters is actually cannon fodder, and neither of us poor things is actually pitiful, huh?? Bonus scenes: 1. One day, Bai Que and Xiuluosi agreed to go shopping, when an S-rank alien beast suddenly attacked the city. Bai Que, who got exhausted after walking two steps: “My monarch, I’m going to the restroom.” Xiuluosi, the useless female insect whose rank was too low to even be detected: “All right, my lord. I need to rest, too.” The two insects parted ways, treating each other with perfect courtesy. The frail male suddenly stopped panting, straightened his back, charged into the besieged zone, dealt a devastating blow to the alien beast leader, and rescued a busload of presidents along the way; The useless female insect hefted a sniper rifle, charged toward an elite squad that was nearly wiped out, carved the heart out of an S-rank alien beast with one slash, and casually tore apart three mechs. They brushed past each other unexpectedly and happened to meet eyes. Bai Que, his hands covered in blood: “…My monarch?” Xiuluosi, radiating murderous intent: “…My lord?” Something about the script seems off? 2. News report: The assassin Scorpion Tail has attacked the imperial palace again. The Fifth Prince is missing! Presumed dead! Xiuluosi: “How could this assassin get past so many checkpoints and abduct a male insect?” Bai Que: “Oh, it’s fake news.” Xiuluosi: “How do you know it’s fake?” Bai Que: “Because I’m Scorpion Tail.” Xiuluosi: “?” Bai Que: “Yi Yi’s biggest hater.” Xiuluosi: “…” #WhyDidMyPoorMaleLeadSuddenlyBecomeABigBadWhoKillsMaleInsectsWithoutBlinking# #What,SoMyDarlingHasOneTwoThreeFourFiveSixSevenSecretIdentities# #FallingInLove(×)OpeningMysteryBoxes(?)# A beautiful top who seems lazy but is actually cunning and wicked, with an overactive imagination and a fear of hassle X A handsome bottom who can transform into all sorts of forms, is ruthless and twisted, and is also very much a doting mom A long list of things to know before reading: 1. Marriage first, love later. The main idea is that you act, so I act too, and we’ll see who blows their cover first -*V*- It’s essentially an everyday, healing romance. Please don’t worry too much about plot logic. The author’s abilities are limited; I just want you to have fun. There will be an egg pregnancy in the main story, but the child only appears in the extras. 2. The top is extremely powerful, a long-haired beauty who looks more obedient the more ruthless he is. He’s great in bed and treats the bottom very well. The bottom is a typical female insect by insectoid standards: a genuine villain at first, neither kind nor merciful, ruthless to himself and even more ruthless to others, but gentle and indulgent only toward the top. 3. Beautiful top, handsome bottom, and they dote on each other. Both are deeply loved. The author just ships the couple and writes according to their character settings. They’re both my babies, and I have my own preferences, so fans of either character who are very particular should read with caution. At first they marry just to get by, but after marriage they both end up genuinely falling for each other. 4. They are each other’s only ones, one-on-one. Once they realize their feelings, they love each other desperately, to the point of being willing to die for each other. If you can’t accept that, you may want to skip this. 5. A fictional future interstellar setting with no real-world inspirations. Terms like female insect and male insect aren’t my invention; they’re part of the insectoid genre conventions (sob). 6. My take on the insectoid genre: scorpions, spiders, and so on are also types of insects. Insects don’t mean only bugs, and the tail hook is a tail! It’s nothing else. These are my own worldbuilding details. 7. There are various female and male side characters, both good and bad, and a side couple. The main couple comes first. 8. You don’t have to like it, but please don’t insult me personally. 9. Please don’t mention other authors’ books in the comments below this story!!! Please only read if you’re okay with all of the above *u* Check out my upcoming story, “Straight Man, But I Marked My Chuunibyou Best Friend,” a story about an ABO friendship turning into something more~ [Cunning, sly “straight man” beauty top vs. arrogant, world-weary, busty dragon-prince handsome bottom; nine-tailed fox X gray-white tiger; power couple] Bai Fangxing accidentally transmigrated into a novel and became the protagonist’s sidekick. It was a classic ABO power-fantasy novel called “Starbound Rivalry.” The protagonist, Huo Yichuan, was a 3S-rank alpha who dominated every battle and tore through heaven and earth. In his previous life, Bai Fangxing had been targeted by countless people because he was too powerful. Given a second chance, he chose to keep a low profile. Whenever something happened, his first instinct was to cling to Huo Yichuan and shout: “Big bro, help me.” “Big bro, save me.” “Big bro, you’re so cool, ” After a while, someone finally asked him, “Do you have a thing for Huo Yichuan?” Bai Fangxing draped an arm over Huo Yichuan’s shoulder and said with a grin, “No way. I’m a totally straight guy. I only like female omegas. He’s straight too, right?” Huo Yichuan’s Adam’s apple bobbed. He clenched his fingers, crushing the drink can in his hand. “…Yeah.” * In the eyes of Huo Yichuan’s underlings, their boss was tall, cool, handsome, and powerful, the ideal type for countless omegas. But they didn’t know that Huo Yichuan had two secrets. The first was that he was actually an omega pretending to be an alpha, and he had a pheromone dysregulation disorder that meant he needed to be marked. The second was that he liked Bai Fangxing, but Bai Fangxing was a dyed-in-the-wool straight guy who only saw him as a good bro. Huo Yichuan took Bai Fangxing’s hand, and Bai Fangxing thought his buddy’s hand was cold, so he tucked it into his pocket to warm it; Huo Yichuan released pheromones to soothe Bai Fangxing during his rut, and Bai Fangxing thought his bro had put on cologne; Huo Yichuan kissed Bai Fangxing on the mouth, and Bai Fangxing thought his bro wanted him to taste the lemon tea he’d just been drinking. Holding his hand, Bai Fangxing smiled and sighed, “We really are close, us brothers.” Huo Yichuan: :) * Until one day, Huo Yichuan went into heat. Trembling, he injected himself with a pheromone suppressant. The moment the door swung open, Bai Fangxing accidentally walked in. Before he could even react, Huo Yichuan grabbed him and pinned him against the wall. The scent of pheromones burst into the air. The usually arrogant omega now had watery red eyes and lowered his head against Bai Fangxing’s chest. The flushed gland at the back of his neck pressed against Bai Fangxing’s nose, completely unguarded. “Mark me. Just do me a favor.” “We’ll still be good brothers after we get out of bed.” “Will you?” “…” Bai Fangxing’s canine teeth started to itch. He suddenly realized his sexual orientation might not be quite so straight after all. - One day after they got together, Huo Yichuan suddenly received an urgent mission: a 3S-rank alien beast had appeared at a nearby space station. When he arrived, he happened to see his own frail boyfriend effortlessly chop off the beast’s head. Across from him, Bai Fangxing looked up and met Huo Yichuan’s eyes. “…” That night. Huo Yichuan: “I think I saw you kill a 3S-rank alien beast today.” Bai Fangxing: “Did that happen? There was an alien beast nearby? I’m so scared, Yichuan. Hurry and comfort me.” Huo Yichuan: “…” Do you think I believe that? #DeviousStraightMan# #Delicate,Innocent,AndPitiful,ButCanPunchThreeS-RankAlienBeastsToDeath,Thousand-Year-OldFoxSpirit# Theme: Learning to cherish and be grateful in a broken world.