At five years old, Hiromitsu Morofushi was bound to a System that fell from the sky.
[Congratulations, Host! You are now bound to Detective Conan Fanfic System 309. This System will help you punch the good guys and kick the bad guys, steal every scene, and become the universally acclaimed tragic beauty and Detective Conan's famous moonlight!]
Little Hiromitsu stared blankly at the System panel.
[Searching for keywords... Timeline error... Host verification error... World jump point error... AI returning to factory for repairs...]
[Beep! Keyword "Hiromitsu Morofushi" detected. Triggering buff: "Aphasia." Attributes: Stealth +5, Endurance +5, Luck +3.]
...?
Realizing he suddenly couldn't speak, Hiromitsu dropped his toy with a smack and ran to find his parents, tears in his eyes.
[Beep! Keyword "Watamori Hajime" detected. Triggering buff: "The Net of Heaven Has Large Meshes, but Nothing Escapes."]
[Beep! Keyword "Hiro" detected. Triggering buff: "Kindred Spirits."]
[Beep! Keyword "Test Subject" detected. Triggering buff: "Unclaimed Blade."]
[Beep! Keyword "Cat-like" detected. Triggering buff: "What Has a Little Kitty Ever Done Wrong?"]
Wait, what kind of name is that for a buff?!
Twenty-two-year-old police academy student Hiromitsu Morofushi sighed and knocked on Rei Furuya's dorm room door. "Zero, the Organization has issued another assignment. Let's go."
"What assignment?" Matsuda Jinpei poked his head out. "What's that in your hand, Hiromitsu?"
Theme: Take the path of the Detective Conan fanfic protagonist, and leave them nowhere to go.