Turns Out I'm the Evil God

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Su Sanqing died.

To get another chance at life, she tearfully signed a shady contract and set out to save people trapped in nightmare worlds.

She was fine with working, but then she happened upon a disaster sweeping across countless planes and was inexplicably dragged into a dungeon.

Caught up in it through no fault of her own, Su Sanqing looked at the big shots taking part alongside her: Huo Yi, the strongest fighter; Xuan Yiling, the con artist; Ling Wunu, the martyr; and Lin Wu, the chief adjudicator...

Su Sanqing thought she could coast through the dungeon, only to find that all the big shots had been hit with debuffs.

The strongest lost his body and could only rely on her to sustain his soul and keep it from dissipating.

The martyr's faith shattered. She gave up completely and mooched off her company, eating for free and waiting to die.

The con artist had become a hopeless romantic, spending every day plotting how to woo her, with no mind for clearing the dungeon.

The chief adjudicator was the perfect example of how utterly useless a bookish scholar could be.

"Sanqing, it's up to you."

Su Sanqing had been counting on these big shots to do the work. Completely breaking down, she vented all her pent-up anger on the innocent, pitiful ghosts and monsters.

[The Strange Ones]

Faced with a female ghost who pounded on her window every night, right on schedule, Su Sanqing decided to end it once and for all and sent her straight to the afterlife.

[The Family Inheritance Battle]

Faced with the toad guarding the final level,

Su Sanqing used a dagger to slowly pop the pustules on its body, then gave it a devilish smile. "Do you still need me to pay a toll?"

The toad covered its smooth, clean skin, freshly groomed by Su Sanqing, then covered its face and ran away.

[The Delicious Us]

Faced with a donkey boss who sprayed saliva everywhere, pointed fingers, and psychologically abused the players, Su Sanqing acted meek and submissive as a restaurant employee. Behind his back, she emptied the donkey boss's coffers and freed all the souls imprisoned in the restaurant.

The restaurant owner went bankrupt in tears.

[Baixi Psychiatric Hospital]

Faced with a head nurse who had three mouths and held a thick steel pipe tipped with a needle, Su Sanqing kicked her into the operating room and gave her free cosmetic surgery.

Every dungeon creature who encountered Su Sanqing cried with their heads in their hands and scattered in terror.

Su Sanqing was voted the dungeon creatures' most hated player, number one.

**

At the end of the disaster, after fighting her way through every challenge, Su Sanqing looked back and realized that the script of fate had been written a thousand years ago.

She plunged a dagger into her chest, bringing it all to an end.

"Su Sanqing, the ender of the nightmares of suffering. She is a cold sun hanging high in the endless night. Beneath her sharp, icy light lies a heart that pities all living beings. Destruction and rebirth are born at her fingertips."

"Her legendary story will be told for all eternity."

In response to this assessment in the Alliance's historical records, the woman lounging lazily on the sofa merely said, "That's complete nonsense."

Su Sanqing, who never tortures herself with needless worry, picks fights with heaven and earth, and has an A in both strength and speed, versus Huo Yi, the Alliance's top fighter and a walking monster-shredding machine.

One-on-one.

Plot-focused, with romance as a side dish. The logic is dead.

The female lead is the strongest!!!

The first story features a woman disguised as a man.

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[How to Survive After Becoming a Short-Lived Heartthrob]

After twenty-six years of bad luck, Bai Xiaotian's fortunes finally turned.

The Heartthrob Department, which hadn't hired anyone in a hundred years, at the Small World Maintenance Bureau, unexpectedly posted a job advertisement across all planes.

While playing the wicked stepsister of the female lead in a tragic romance, Bai Xiaotian rushed to apply, not even asking for a salary.

Thanks to her outstanding looks and shameless spirit, Bai Xiaotian got a job in the Heartthrob Department.

At last, she could enjoy the divine life of being surrounded by handsome men, waited on hand and foot, and having everything served to her.

Clutching her employment contract, Bai Xiaotian wept with joy.

After she entered the small world, the System's message arrived belatedly.

"Hello, and welcome to the Heartthrob World. We're sorry to inform you that unknown contamination has twisted the world's love for you. As you play your role, those around you may act irrationally, becoming possessive, stalking you, or obsessing over you. For your safety, please remember these three rules."

1. You are the deity in everyone's heart. Do not act out of character.

2. You must love everyone equally.

3. Survive. Survive. Survive.

Bai Xiaotian gave a tearful performance, dodged danger with serpentine moves, and survived one death date after another.

The world's will poured its love, hopes, and blessings into Bai Xiaotian, and she gave them a flawless new world in return.

World One: The Heartthrob at the Aristocratic Academy

The aloof, haughty Bai, who looked down on everyone, mysteriously died on the day of her high school graduation ceremony.

Bai Xiaotian's scalp prickled. She looked around: the reckless junior student, the gentle and refined student council president, and the cool, taciturn top student.

Help! Which one of them was the murderer?

In places she couldn't see, they shed their normal disguises, their gloomy gazes fixed firmly on Bai Xiaotian.

They wanted so badly to... eat her.

World Two: The Heartthrob in an ABO World

As a once-in-a-century SSS-rank omega, Bai Xiaotian did whatever she pleased, falling in love with everyone she met.

After more than fifty rounds of picking and choosing, Bai Xiaotian finally settled on an ordinary beta as her marriage partner.

On her wedding day, she got a one-way ticket to the afterlife.

The Empire's marshal, holding your corpse and grieving inconsolably, is your fiance;

The Empire's holy son, drawing his lightsaber to die for you, is your lover;

The Empire's second prince, ready to bury the entire interstellar world with you, is your backup;

The three of them exchanged glances and instantly understood.

After reading the plot, Bai Xiaotian broke into a cold sweat. To keep the world from being destroyed, she couldn't just date three people at once. Even fifty-timing them would be no problem as long as she didn't get caught.

World Three: The Heartthrob in a Xianxia World

With a sword that could break all laws and a natural sword-bone constitution, Bai Xiaotian had topped the cultivation sects' list of most-wanted young marriage prospects for two hundred years running.

A gorgeous senior sister, a delicate junior sister, a gentle martial aunt...

Bai Xiaotian, disguised as a man, carefully checked that her secret identity was still secure.

If she were caught deceiving women about her feelings, she would have to kill herself to atone.

Who could have guessed that after her identity was exposed, they would only get more excited?

"If I'd known, I wouldn't have bothered pretending."

Bai Xiaotian was on the verge of tears. Nobody told me they were all men.

World Four: The Heartthrob NPC in an Infinite-Flow World

World Five: A Cat Dating N People at Once

World Six: A Heartthrob Skeleton in a Western Fantasy Story

No-brain, no-logic, soapy, angsty fun.

A heartthrob surrounded by rivals competing for her affection.

Everyone has a one-sided crush.

Theme: The world is vast, and adventure awaits us.