[Not recommended. The author writes whatever comes to mind, with no plot at all, just kinks.]
My next novel will be called "Once I Got Back Together with My Ex, I Couldn't Get Rid of Him." Please add it to your collection! Blurb below!!
Older man/forced possession/faking death/chasing his wife to the crematorium/very much an open ending
Dark, unhinged seme × frail, clear-headed uke
Xie Chenyan × Qi Yang
Every day after marrying Qi Yang, Xie Chenyan worried someone would steal him away, because Qi Yang didn't love him at all and might leave with someone else again.
His insatiable desire to control and spy on Qi Yang turned him into an insecure, resentful husband. All he could do was leave mottled marks on Qi Yang's body night after night.
Then, under the room's dim yellow light, he would grip Qi Yang's chin and force him to say the lie, "I love you."
Blurb for "Once I Got Back Together with My Ex, I Couldn't Get Rid of Him"
Daddy-type seme × flirtatious uke
Jiang Xu × Lu Xianxiao
During his freshman year, Lu Xianxiao started an online relationship.
The other guy was two years older, quiet, and handsome, with a black suit and slicked-back hair. A few photos on his social media were enough to reel Lu Xianxiao right in.
After two months of chatting online, the guy asked to meet up. Lu Xianxiao dressed up carefully and went to the date full of excitement.
[Black coat. Look up.]
When the message popped up on his phone, Lu Xianxiao looked up and saw a fat, jowly man standing in front of him in a black coat, smiling at him and swallowing nervously, with a box in his hand.
Lu Xianxiao took a closer look. Holy crap, it was a box of condoms.
He turned and ran, typing furiously as he fled: [You deadbeat, try using fake photos to date online again and I'll knock your head crooked! Today's a fake photo, tomorrow you'll be a black-and-white picture on the wall!!]
Behind the man blocking his view, Jiang Xu read the message. He couldn't find Lu Xianxiao in the crowd, and the message he sent was followed by a red exclamation mark.
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After graduating, Lu Xianxiao became a full-time streamer and rose to become one of Chaoguang TV's top streamers. Every day, he looked forward to arguing with his fans and being rumored to have something going on with male streamers.
Rumor had it that every male streamer who had ever streamed with Lu Xianxiao was an ex of his.
Lu Xianxiao never denied it. They were all buddies, and he was happy to help them get more attention. So he streamed with his buddies and created a whole lot of fan ships.
But the ship with his top donor had the biggest fanbase.
The top donor used a string of numbers as his username. Whenever he showed up, he never said a word, just showered Lu Xianxiao with gifts. Lu Xianxiao would secretly rejoice as he watched the balance in his account climb, then message the donor with a smile: [Big brother, stop sending gifts. You're scaring me~]
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At Chaoguang TV's annual awards ceremony, Lu Xianxiao went onstage to accept his award as the year's most popular streamer. One glance into the audience and he spotted Jiang Xu, looking sharp in a suit.
After coming offstage, he clutched his racing heart and told his best friend, "I think I just met the man I'm destined to marry."
His friend coldly replied, "Who? Jiang Xu? The guy who, supposedly, will never get it up for anyone, male or female, in his entire life? Didn't you say you're a sex addict? Give up on him."
Lu Xianxiao refused to take no for an answer. After three months of dogged pursuit, on a stormy day, Jiang Xu bit his lip and gripped his chin, warning him, "If you dare dump me again, I won't let you off."
Dazed by the kiss, Lu Xianxiao mumbled, "Huh, what did you say?"
·
In their first month together, Jiang Xu proved the rumors wrong through personal experience, though he was still terrible in bed.
In their second month together, Lu Xianxiao still thought Jiang Xu was impressive, but he was still terrible in bed.
In their third month together, Lu Xianxiao couldn't take Jiang Xu's overbearing need for control or his terrible sex any longer, so he broke up with him.
Before Jiang Xu could react, Lu Xianxiao moved house and blocked him everywhere, all in one go.
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Half a month after the breakup, Lu Xianxiao finally went live again. His fans all scolded him for getting a husband and forgetting his mother.
Lu Xianxiao had just woken up, and the chat was flying by so fast he couldn't make out what the fans were saying before his stream was suddenly banned.
A text from Jiang Xu had just arrived on his phone: [Lu Xianxiao, are you going to use this kind of silent treatment to break up with me again?]
Someone pounded on the door. Jiang Xu's furious voice came from outside, and Lu Xianxiao pressed his back against the door, breaking out in a cold sweat.
[Hold on, when we were together, you never said you were my ex!]
P.S.:
1. There is a supporting seme.
2. The uke is not sexually inexperienced, unlike the seme.
3. Classic melodramatic chaos, because the author loves this stuff.
4. There isn't a single normal person in this story.
5. There is a chasing-his-wife-to-the-crematorium arc.
6. I'll add more if I think of anything.
(I left the previous pre-release story sitting around too long, and the whole idea has completely vanished. I'm sorry, everyone. 〒_〒)
Theme: Treat others with sincerity.
A Second-Chance Romance: Coming Soon
Every Day, I Think My Arranged Match Is Trying to Seduce Me
I Think My Gay Roommate Has a Crush on Me
The Possessive Big Shot Keeps Pressuring Me to Marry Him
A Dating App Forces Me to Pursue My Mortal Enemy
The Scumbag Top Regrets It After My Glands Are Removed
After Their Reunion, His Brooding Childhood Friend Went Crazy
A Forced Marriage
The Scum Ex Is Still Burning in the Crematorium Today
Although I don't want to say it, I feel that from the beginning to the end, Gong just superimposed his thoughts on Shou. If Gong wanted to know why Shou was sad and wronged, or if he really loved Shou, he would not arrange such a big drama. After all, the people in the drama don't take it seriously, and the people outside the drama take it seriously.
I want to see that after the attack, I will not regret sending the subject to the hospital 🐶
Hello, I am the mother of a child with this account. The child was diagnosed with severe depression the day before yesterday. My child is very happy after reading your article. The doctor said it can relieve depression. So it's not too much to trouble you to read thousands of chapters a day.
Teacher, please give me another 100,000 words, I'm dying. Please, teacher, I feel like there are ants crawling on me. I feel like my whole body is shaking and I can't breathe. Please, teacher. Just give me another 100,000 words, just 100,000 more words. I will never touch it again. Please, teacher, really, it's just 100,000 words. I swear I will never touch this thing again. I really can't bear it anymore.
If you take off the protective umbrella, you will find that it is not raining outside at all.
When will there be a real crematorium?
The next book is written "I can't break up with my ex-boyfriend after getting together". Please save it and put the copy below! When Lu Xianxiao was a freshman, she fell in love online. The other person was two years older than him, didn't talk much, was handsome, wore a black suit with a slicked back hair, and made Lu Xianxiao look like he was talking through a few photos in his circle of friends. After two months of getting along online, the other party asked him to go out to meet. Lu Xianxiao dressed up carefully and went to the appointment with great interest. [Black coat, look up] When a message popped up on his phone, Lu Xianxiao looked up and forgot. Opposite him, a fat man wearing a black coat stood in front of him, swallowing his saliva and smiling at him, holding a box in his hand. Lu Xianxiao took a closer look and realized that he had no descendants. He turned around and ran. As he ran, he typed fiercely in the chat box: [Damn man, try using photos to cheat online dating again. The boss really wants to give you a crooked head! Today you use photos to cheat on online dating, tomorrow you hang black and white photos on the wall!! Jiang Xu, who was blocked on the opposite side, looked at the message he had received and could not find Lu Xianxiao in the crowd. The message he sent was followed by a red exclamation mark. After graduating from college, Lu Xianxiao worked full-time as an anchor and became the top anchor of Chaoguang TV. He was keen on scolding fans and spreading scandals with male anchors every day. Therefore, there are rumors that all the male anchors who have done live broadcasts with Lu Xianxiao are Lu Xianxiao's ex-boyfriends. Lu Xianxiao never denied it. He was all buddies and he was willing to bring them popularity, so he took his buddies to live broadcast together and produced many CPs. But among them, the biggest fan base is him and the top CP. Bangyi was carrying a bunch of numbers, and he didn't say anything every time he came, just throwing out gifts. Lu Xianxiao was secretly happy while counting the money added in the background, and smiled and sent a message to Bangyi: [Brother, stop using it, I'm scared~] At the Chaoguang TV Annual Ceremony, Lu Xianxiao took the stage to receive the award as the most popular anchor of the year. He immediately fell in love with Chaoguang's boss while standing on the stage. After he got off the stage, he asked around, and one of his buddies told him: "Who is that? Jiang Xu! Rumor has it that in this life, he will never be obsessed with any man or woman. The emotions and desires are gone at such a young age, so you'd better save your worries." Lu Xianxiao did not believe in evil and had been stalking him for three months. On a stormy day, Jiang Xu bit his lip, pinched his chin and warned him: "If you dare to dump me again, I will not let you go." Lu Xianxiao was so dazed by the kiss that she asked in a daze, "Ah, what did you say?" In the first month of being together, Jiang Xu tried his best to break the rumors from the outside world, but his job was very poor. In the second month of being together, Lu Xianxiao still felt that Jiang Xu was good, but his work was still poor. In the third month of being together, Lu Xianxiao couldn't stand Jiang Xu's strong desire to control and his still poor work and broke up with her. Before Jiang Xu could react, he moved to blackmail a dragon. Half a month after the breakup, Lu Xianxiao finally started airing, and fans accused him of forgetting his mother after having a husband. Lu Xianxiao had just woken up. The barrage was flowing quickly. Before he could see clearly what the fans had posted, he was suddenly carried out of the live broadcast room. On the phone was a text message just sent by Jiang Xu: [Lu Xianxiao, are you going to break up with someone coldly and violently like this again? There was a loud knock on the door, Jiang Xu's angry voice came from outside the door, and Lu Xianxiao broke into a cold sweat as she pressed her back against the door. [No, you didn't say you were your ex-boyfriend when we were together! Ps: 1.1V1, double clean. 2. He has a strong desire to attack and control, he is very daddy, and he knows how to spank his ass (not like that at home) 3. Add more when you think of it 4.2024.7.22
Is this big guy WOC an undercover agent arranged by Xie Zhenyan? He asked him to leave the restaurant and not work because of the isolated sheep. Now he is looking for an excuse to check the sheep.
To be honest, it seems very rushed to me, but I am also very happy that it is the ending of oe. In the whole article, I have seen the most and the most profound part in Shou's memory is the part where Gong sent him to the hospital. I think the author wrote it again and again and it is very different from my idea. In fact, it is vaguely hinted here that Shou cannot like Gong, absolutely not. Even later, I thought I would follow the old routine, and after Gong was injured, Shou would discover how much he loves him, but no, no one would fall in love with someone who makes them suffer, even if this person claims to love him no matter how much he says. From this point on, we have actually gotten rid of the predetermined plot of ancient novels or most JJ bloody novels, that is, "the protagonist will fall in love with the protagonist who made him suffer."
The baby feels like there is really no other option but to escape...