Ruan Tian is a cross-dimensional wage slave. A disturbance in the space-time continuum has caused problems in several little worlds featuring scummy tops and trashy bottoms. All the scummy tops have packed up and run off, so Ruan Tian has been given an urgent assignment (because nobody else is available): get every scummy top and trashy bottom onto a happy-ending storyline.
Crybaby gong x mad-dog shou (I think that's right)
First world: Younger crybaby simp gong x playboy heir shou
He fell for him at first sight. After going to great lengths, he managed to stay by his side, but could only watch him flirt with one person after another.
Smelling his clothes, his jacket, the desire in his heart finally overwhelmed him.
"Big brother, I like you so much. Will you kiss me?" The younger puppy moved against him, crying as he did.
The person beneath him glared angrily and turned his head away. "If you don't want to move, get off me!"
After being tempted again and again, the puppy finally took the bait. Stroking the puppy's damp hair, he at last felt at ease.
Second world: Crybaby eunuch simp gong x hot-tempered emperor shou (In this world, the gong really doesn't have... Skip it if that's a dealbreaker.)
They all said that the Son of Heaven was beyond reach, feared by everyone. He thought he must have been bewitched to secretly watch him.
When he held the emperor in his arms but had no way to do anything, he started crying, unable to stop.
"Why are you crying? I'll teach you! What a good-for-nothing."
And so, the Son of Heaven was no longer so untouchable.
Third world: Crybaby demon king simp gong x aloof immortal venerable shou
Legend has it that the demon king moved straight into the immortal realm for the sake of the immortal venerable. Every day, he shamelessly crowded close, but the immortal venerable ignored him completely, focusing all his attention on his disciple.
"The immortal venerable is always so righteous, devoting himself to the immortal realm and his disciple. But why do you never look at me?" The crying puppy wept rivers of tears.
The aloof beauty frantically tried to wipe them away, but the more he wiped, the more they flowed. He simply didn't know what to say...
Later, the demon king died for the immortal venerable's righteous cause, and the aloof beauty went mad!
He was the one who couldn't live without the other all along...
Fourth world: Crybaby vampire prince simp gong x human vampire hunter shou
His blood smelled so good. The vampire clung to him, wanting a taste of that delicious blood. The human was kind, and he wanted to keep him as a pet. That way, he could drink his blood forever.
"Human, let me have a sip of your blood." The puppy kept licking his neck, nearly crying with hunger.
A silver sword plunged straight into his body, and he ran away.
The human was left standing there, stunned.
"I'll give you all my blood. Just don't fall asleep."
More worlds to come. The order of the worlds isn't set, and the synopsis may change again. For now, I'm just posting an idea. The story itself won't change.
Blurb written on March 2, 2024
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[Reading Notes]
1. The gong really does cry a lot! They're both strong in terms of ability, but the gong cries so much that you could call it a weak gong and strong shou.
2. Not a collection of separate worlds, 1v1.
3. Cliches everywhere. Readers with strong character preferences, check the content carefully so you don't get blindsided. The gong is a fake simp, and the shou is a true perverted mad dog. Read with caution.
Theme: You get something back for what you give
