Ghostbusting by Day, Fortune-Telling on the Side

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To earn the chance to be reincarnated, Song Qingliao, a thousand-year-old female ghost, has no choice but to return to the human world and catch ghosts.

While delivering a message for a ghost, she uses her reputation as a metaphysics master to develop a new way of finding ghosts.

Client No. 1: Master, I've had one disaster after another lately. Can you tell me what's causing it?

A little ghost with disheveled hair is perched on the client's head. Song Qingliao immediately smiles. Business has come right to her door.

Song Qingliao: It's your ex-boyfriend. A year ago, when he saw you return to the country, he wanted to get back together. His wife and child found out, and the whole family died in a car crash right there. The child blamed you, and is still sitting on your head now!

Client No. 1: Master, Master, please help me!

Song Qingliao smiles faintly. With one swing of her club, the job is done in a flash.

A week later, the now-wealthy Client No. 1 sends Song Qingliao straight to the top with five trending topics.

#A Troubled Heart, A Mischievous Ghost#

#The Metaphysics Master You Have to Believe In#

#Nothing Going Right? Go to Her#

#I Got Rich Thanks to the Master#

#Click In, Just Click In and Take a Look#

The top five trending topics are instantly flooded with money-grubbing vibes, attracting countless negative comments.

Netizen 1: I'm dead. Do fortune-tellers have to rely on marketing these days?

Netizen 2: Hahaha, anyone who believes this is an idiot. (Mocking laughter)

Some people even pay to push three mocking topics onto the trending list.

#Metaphysics Master? I'll Make Him Lose Everything#

#Believe in Science#

#Two Balls Hitting the Ground at the Same Time#

A dumb blogger looking to ride the wave shows up to pick a fight. His opening line is, "My life is so miserable. You have to help me!"

Song Qingliao: What happened? Tell me all about it!

Dumb Blogger: Don't let the fact that I'm a man fool you. My family has been leeching off me for years, making me support my younger sister. I haven't dared eat meat or buy new clothes, and I haven't even dared think about dating...

Song Qingliao: You've got it backwards, He Wuqing. You're thirty-two this year. Your parents favor sons over daughters, and are planning to sell your sister off for a bride price. You're cheating on three people at once and luring minors...

The dumb blogger looks as if he's facing a mortal enemy and runs away in a panic...

Another trending topic blows up.

#Blogger Suspected of Sexually Assaulting a Minor, Illegal Gambling, and Other Crimes#

The netizens whose faces have been slapped swollen:

Mom, I surrender! I was a jerk and I was wrong. It's not marketing, it's not marketing, it's not marketing. The important thing needs to be said three times!!!

I'm an idiot. Read my fortune first!!!

I've always believed in this. I need to be at the front of the line for a reading!!!

From then on, Song Qingliao's business takes off, leaving everyone else far behind!

A few small tips:

1. This is a fictional world. Believe in science.

2. Pure, unadulterated satisfaction.

3. A small amount of horror.

4. All locations, plot details, and other information are made up.

****Please add my next stories to your reading list****

Upcoming Story 1, coming first: The Woman Who Interrupts the Scene in an Erotic Novel

Blurb 1

Liu Qin transmigrates into an erotic novel and gets a System and a mission.

There is only one mission.

Interrupt the action by becoming a part of someone else's play.

From then on, she becomes the "rich woman who books out the Red Chamber," the "clueless disciple," the "junior sister who deliberately causes trouble," the "nemesis of the flower thief"... all of them.

You could say she's the natural enemy of the Hehuan Sect.

One day, the Hehuan Sect's first disciple, Yu Zhi, comes to her door.

With sharp brows and bright eyes, tall and graceful, his robes fluttering in the breeze, he exudes righteousness. But the wicked smile at the corner of his mouth instantly makes it clear he's no upright gentleman.

Liu Qin lowers her head, quiet as a mouse.

This man is too strong. Best to keep my head down for now.

Yu Zhi bends down and tilts his head, his warm breath falling on Liu Qin's snowy-white neck.

"I heard..."

Liu Qin can't hear another word. Heat floods her body, her limbs grow weak, and all her thoughts are swept away.

It's the first time someone has thrown herself into his arms. Yu Zhi instinctively catches her, his ears red as blood.

Soft and gentle, her face like a peach blossom, her eyes shimmering with tears and reflecting a familiar face.

With a bang, all his composure and calm vanish. A desire unlike any he has felt before takes over Yu Zhi's entire mind.

The next moment, he gives in to his heart...

Blurb 2

Liu Qin is really, really unlucky.

She's an innocent college student who has never even held a man's hand, a pure little cabbage, and then she gets transported to another world.

And not just any world, but an erotic novel.

She's bound to a junk System supposedly meant to promote universal harmony, but which actually interrupts the action.

Just how awkward can it get?

Here's a live demonstration.

"Master, I can't live without you!"

"My disciple, I... We can't do this..."

Their sweet yet bitter back-and-forth brings the mood to a fever pitch.

"Pei Lang, why is it so hot?"

"Yuanyuan, soon, it won't be hot anymore."

The sky for a blanket, the earth for a bed, pink hearts popping everywhere.

"Oh no, something terrible has happened!"

A loud, rough shout startles several pairs of lovers in the act.

And that's how Liu Qin makes her dazzling entrance.

Now for the off-screen version.

"Have you heard? Master Huiyuan has returned to secular life and hooked up with the wife of Hua Youlou!"

"And there's more! That immortal-looking figure on Qingyun Sect's mountain has a secret garden with a female disciple from the Hehuan Sect!"

In short, Liu Qin's mission is to be as shameless as possible.

As long as I have no morals, you can't hold them against me!!!

The male and female leads, supporting characters, cannon fodder, passersby... Every last one grits their teeth in hatred whenever they hear Liu Qin's name!

The cultivation world will have no next generation, and Liu Qin deserves the credit!

Upcoming Story 2: From the Start as a Refugee, Simulating My Way to Immortality

In the blink of an eye, Lin Qiong becomes an orphan girl who starved to death while fleeing famine in ancient times.

The arrival of her golden finger tells her this isn't just a simple story about getting rich while fleeing famine.

It's about paying to simulate a path to ascension and immortality!

[You are kidnapped to Liangshan and cut down on your way back down the mountain]

[You kill as soon as you enter the world, become the enemy of hundreds of millions, and eventually die of old age]

[The moment you act, all beneath the heavens bow their heads!]

From wanted fugitive to invincible in the world, all it takes is a simulator!

Theme: I will protect world peace