The Year the Universe First Exploded

I got bound to a science livestream System.

I was thrown back 13.8 billion years, to the moment the universe began with the Big Bang.

Xi He stood on the Earth that was waiting to take shape and fell into deep thought.

"What's for lunch today?"

System: "Is that the point?"

Xi He: "Could anything be more important?"

One day, a streamer who made food from ancient Earth appeared on the platform. The special effects were more convincing than Hollywood's.

The lifelike biological props were more meticulously researched than anything produced by the world's leading scholars.

Comments: Could you stop eating dirt, streamer? We know you love cocoa powder.

Xi He: Sorry, Earth only has dirt right now.

Comments: Here's a hundred rockets. Please do another trilobite dissection! Our biology department desperately needs the information.

Xi He: I'm tired of eating those, thanks.

Comments: You can't eat that fish! It's one of humanity's ancient ancestors! It'll come ashore in 600 million years!

Xi He: "burp"

Blurb screenshot taken on February 29, 2024.

Theme: Protect the Earth.