I'm actually a jellyfish. I have no brain, and I'm 100% water. I have to socialize while pretending to be human, and whenever life gets tough, all I can do is spray tears everywhere and shrivel up.
Little Jellyfish, a salty aquarium star whose dream is to lie flat and watch dramas.
Until one day, it had a nightmare: it dreamed it had become a poor human student named Zhang Erbai!
Poor! At a top university, rich second-generation kids made him look like a pitiful little nobody. Miserable! His personality was awkward, he had no friends, and his family's expectations weighed him down.
Desperate! In the end, he even jumped into the tank it lived in to kill himself!
Me, a jellyfish, 100% water.
My lifelong dream: lie flat and watch reruns of SpongeBob SquarePants.
Until I dreamed I had become Zhang Erbai, a poor human loser
Poor! I paid tuition by picking up bottles! Miserable! The school bully treated me like an ATM! Danger! He jumped into my tank to kill himself!
I woke up overjoyed: Thank goodness it was a dream! Humans are terrifying!
I looked down: two deathly pale human legs! A suffocating shock!
Then one day, I started drying out at the lectern
With the whole class watching, I cried like a fountain:
