The Cannon Fodder Awakened After Eavesdropping on My Gossip

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1. My Junior Sister Is a True Villain

2. The Extra Relies on a Simulator to Survive and Live Forever

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The sect's beloved moonlight had returned.

The senior brother handed over the heavenly-grade spirit herb that Li Nuan had risked half her life and fought spirit beasts for three days and three nights to obtain.

The second senior brother gave her the magic weapon Li Nuan had forged with her own heart's blood.

Her master broke Li Nuan's arms and legs, then forcibly extracted her spiritual root and gave it to her.

They said, "Nuannuan, your dantian is ruined, so you can't cultivate anyway. It'd be a waste to leave that spiritual root with you. Why not give it to your senior sister? We'll make it up to you later."

Li Nuan wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, staggered to her feet, and pulled out a machine gun.

"Then pay me back with your lives!"

Bullets flew, and blood splattered across the scene.

Everyone was horrified.

Such a powerful magic weapon!

It could even penetrate the defenses of Nascent Soul experts!

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Blurb:

Li Zi transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of admirers, becoming the vicious supporting female character who had her divine bones ripped out and was tortured to death.

The good news: She had the script, knew what was going to happen, could defy fate, and even had a System golden finger.

The bad news: As a recent college graduate, she was naive and foolish, with her head full of nothing. And her golden finger could only let her eavesdrop on gossip and watch the drama unfold.

When it came to schemes, she couldn't outsmart the heroine with her level of intelligence.

When it came to character, she couldn't compete with the heroine's irresistible charm.

Li Zi gave up struggling altogether and decided to lie low and enjoy the gossip.

[The senior brother will lose his virginity to the heroine, a white lotus, and become a cripple?]

[The fourth senior brother is her number one lovesick fool. In the end, he'll exhaust himself refining pills for the heroine, and after he dies, she'll bring a bunch of men to dance on his grave?]

[The second senior brother will lose an arm and a leg for the heroine, going from a mighty body-tempering cultivator to a disabled, obsessive maniac.]

[The Fifth Elder will emerge from seclusion to find all his disciples gone. When he goes looking for the heroine, demonic cultivators will ambush him and rip out his golden core.]

How thrilling!

Li Zi listened to all the gossip in trepidation, never expecting that the senior and junior disciples in her sect would stop following the plot.

The senior brother avoided the sobbing heroine like the plague.

The fourth senior brother gave Li Zi the pills he'd painstakingly refined.

The fifth senior sister refused the heroine's invitation to explore a secret realm, then pulled Li Zi close to her side.

Li Zi: "??"

What was going on? Why had all the cannon fodder stopped following the plot?

She really hadn't meant to steal the heroine's opportunities!

At an ordinary disciple selection, the elders of the Spirit Sword Sect were left speechless by a stream of incessant inner thoughts.

[The Spirit Sword Sect will later be besieged by the nine great sects and suffer a terrible death. They'll fall in love with the heroine and neglect cultivation, then all end up as cannon fodder.]

[The First Elder is handsome, right? Know why they call him the Flowing Cloud Swordmaster? His bonded magic weapon farts rainbows.]

The First Elder, known as the greatest sword immortal: "..."

[The Second Elder will get together with the Ziyang Immortal, then be cruelly dumped. He won't even know it, and he'll keep wearing the flashy red sash they gave him.]

The Second Elder, a notorious playboy who reveled in worldly pleasures: "..."

[That disciple will later be forced into sex by the heroine, lose his virginity, and become obsessed with her. He'll beg and plead for her, but she won't give him the time of day. A hopeless romantic, no doubt.]

That disciple, who spent every day in seclusion, working hard at cultivation and studying alchemy: "..."

[The Fifth Elder used to be a crown prince. He had one crown princess on odd-numbered days and a fox immortal on even-numbered days, and the two women had no idea the other existed. Now that's a master of time management.]

The Fifth Elder, a handsome, celibate immortal: "..."

The powerful members of the Spirit Sword Sect could all hear Li Zi's thoughts.

The aloof immortal masters' carefully cultivated images crumbled all around them.

And it seemed this girl also had some kind of precognitive ability that could help the sect survive a life-or-death calamity.

Excellent. She had to stay!

Theme: Love and peace are possible even in the cultivation world.