Liu Tang was an honest employee at the Myriad Mirror Garden, always careful to follow the rules.
That was until one day, when he learned from a guest that he was just an NPC in a "Hell Game," and all the guests were players.
Liu Tang didn't get discouraged. Instead, he discovered that being an NPC let him hear all kinds of juicy gossip from the countless guests.
Like how sworn enemies schemed to bankrupt each other, only for their children to fall madly in love; how a lover and his mistress teamed up to frame the wife, only for her to take them both out; how his older brother was also his grandson...
It was melodramatic, sure, but so entertaining!
Liu Tang truly loved his job!
But the good times didn't last. The players' reckless actions unlocked the boss of his dungeon.
Liu Tang was both nervous and excited to meet the boss, but then he realized...
[Wait?! I'm the boss?!]
Player Mo Qianhe heard his thoughts and said: ...
The other players, who had been bossing Liu Tang around just moments earlier, saw the boss icon above his head and immediately became meek and quiet as mice.
Liu Tang quickly got into character and looked at the guests, who were too scared to speak. "Want to live? Tell me some gossip I haven't heard."
The players: ?
Player Mo Qianhe spoke up. "A little piece of gossip. I was your boyfriend when I was alive."
The melon seeds fell from Liu Tang's hand in shock. Had the gossip finally turned on him?
Mo Qianhe: There's plenty more gossip out there. Want to go hear it?
Liu Tang: What do I do? I'm so tempted!
From then on, a mysterious and powerful being was always at the side of a player named Mo Qianhe.
Sometimes this being was a dungeon boss, sometimes an NPC, and sometimes a player.
His identity kept changing, but one thing never did: he absolutely loved gossip!
[Gossip-obsessed boss shou x a player who lies every other sentence gong]
Liu Tang (shou): Kind, free-spirited, and does whatever he wants. Never compromises.
Mo Qianhe (gong): Seems emotionally stable, but is actually cold and world-weary. He hates all humans except Liu Tang.
Reading guide:
1. The gossip in this story is highly melodramatic, sometimes downright explosive. Just enjoy the show along with Brother Tang~
2. The worldbuilding includes plenty of supernatural terminology, but it's actually science fiction, with a focus on using science fiction to explain away the supernatural.
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#After discovering his ending in the book is especially grim, he goes completely off the rails and smashes his character out of shape. Anyone who dares provoke him gets slapped!#
[As an undercover agent in a book, you have to go mad!]
Mu Beizhi transmigrates into an interstellar novel, becoming a human prisoner serving as an undercover agent among the Zerg.
Good news: His identity in the book is the protagonist, and he has all of the protagonist's biological knowledge.
Bad news: The protagonist is tortured throughout the novel, cursed by all of humanity, forced to witness the extinction of the human race, and finally dies with regrets.
Mu Beizhi refuses to follow the protagonist's meek, submissive characterization. Faced with the Zerg's oppression, he decides to go completely mad.
The transmigration System: That'll break character!
Mu Beizhi: Will breaking character kill me?
System: Well, no... But it'll derail the plot!
Mu Beizhi: So what if it does? How much worse could this lousy plot get?
System: The Host makes a good point. I can't argue with that.
When the Zerg try to kill him, he slaps them and puts them to work as research subjects.
When his human compatriots make snide remarks, he slaps them too and puts them to work as his assistants.
[The crazier I get, the more they love me!]
The more brazenly he loses it, the more every faction values him.
Before long, he becomes both the most valuable human prisoner and the most valuable human spy.
Zerg: Only a mad scientist could make such groundbreaking discoveries!
Human military: His madness is just a disguise for his genius! There's no undercover mission he can't complete!
System: Uh... you all really don't have to love him that much!
[Marry his nemesis!]
Mu Beizhi discovers another person who transmigrated into the book: Gu Nanming.
He's the most trusted human officer serving under the Zerg.
Good news: Mu Beizhi knew him before he transmigrated into the book.
Bad news: He was Mu Beizhi's archenemy throughout his entire school career!
Mu Beizhi: Well, well! Who would've thought righteous-looking Gu Nanming would betray humanity!
System: Host, maybe investigate him first?
Mu Beizhi: Fine! I want Gu Nanming to be my partner! My old nemesis obediently calling me "husband"... Just thinking about it gets me excited!
System: That's not what I meant by investigate! And it's far from certain who'll be calling whom "husband"!
Gu Nanming: I agree.
System: I'm tired of telling you all to "calm down".
Gu Nanming's Zerg superior: Approved!
The human spy chief behind Gu Nanming: Approved!
System: You all don't have to ship them that hard!
[An unhinged yet strategic shou x a steady but straightforward-in-love gong]
At first, one is unhinged and the other is levelheaded. Later, they both go off the rails together.
One-on-one romance throughout, happy ending.
Pure madness, pure excitement, pure sweetness!
Theme: Gaze into the darkness, and keep light in your heart
Ji Pavilion Master: Straight ball bang bang bang bang
President Jiang: Damn it, back off.
Sister Feng: Susu is... Called?
Brother, you will definitely get a big bonus when they get married.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha help Sister Feng 😂
I finished reading it with a lot of curses. What can I say? This novel describes the contradictions of human nature very well. There are no completely kind people, and there are no completely evil people. I hate the protagonist, the Virgin, but I am attracted by his free and easy way. I also hate those sinful people, but at the same time I know that they all have their difficulties. I see them going astray and feel very angry, and I see them put down their hatred and look relieved, which is not a relief. I have mixed feelings. Come on, thank you for your hard work.
Ruoruan: Who understands? I can take the blame even if I lie down. Is it my fault that I ate the melon? 😭
? ? ? Want to dismantle my CP? ? ?
If the memory will continue to recover, right? Looking forward to it [Let me be healthy]
My dear, it's wrong to be stuck here, so can I wait for ten thousand days until it's over? 🤩
Shou is a true saint, so I can accept it, but the emotional line of that star is too strange. It's inexplicable that I have a crush on him just because they are in the same profession and confessed to him.
Ji Pavilion Master: Straight ball bang bang bang bang President Jiang: Damn it, back off.
Sister Feng: Susu is... Called?
Brother, you will definitely get a big bonus when they get married.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha help Sister Feng 😂
I finished reading it with a lot of curses. What can I say? This novel describes the contradictions of human nature very well. There are no completely kind people, and there are no completely evil people. I hate the protagonist, the Virgin, but I am attracted by his free and easy way. I also hate those sinful people, but at the same time I know that they all have their difficulties. I see them going astray and feel very angry, and I see them put down their hatred and look relieved, which is not a relief. I have mixed feelings. Come on, thank you for your hard work.
Ruoruan: Who understands? I can take the blame even if I lie down. Is it my fault that I ate the melon? 😭
? ? ? Want to dismantle my CP? ? ?
If the memory will continue to recover, right? Looking forward to it [Let me be healthy]
My dear, it's wrong to be stuck here, so can I wait for ten thousand days until it's over? 🤩
Shou is a true saint, so I can accept it, but the emotional line of that star is too strange. It's inexplicable that I have a crush on him just because they are in the same profession and confessed to him.