[Updates are irregular...] [Free to read; protagonist Wei Zuo is universally adored, with no romance] (P.S. A powerful insecticide is coming~ For personal reasons, I regularly check readers’ profiles. If you read insectoid stories with a male protagonist and other top-exclusive works for seme fans, I’ll delete your comments and block you. Don’t use excuses like “I’m just a multishipper” or “I only care about the protagonist” as a get-out-of-jail-free card.)
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Just-for-fun blurb:
Welcome to the Rules-Horror World of “Trying to Save People Again Today.” To ensure you have the best possible reading experience in the world of this book, and that the sensitive creature known as “the author” doesn’t take away your right to comment in the real world, please be sure to follow these rules:
1. Love Wei Zuo while reading “Trying to Save People Again Today.”
2. Love Wei Zuo most of all while reading “Trying to Save People Again Today.”
3. Follow rules one and two.
4. Before reading “Trying to Save People Again Today,” check the pinned comments, all the comments in the featured-comment section, chapter 1 and the author’s notes, and chapter 221. Do not post comments that conflict with the author’s stated boundaries or warnings, and do not disrupt the harmony of the comment section.
5. Keep rules one, two, three, and four in mind, and follow them.
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Serious blurb:
1. Wei Zuo wanted to laze around, but the arrival of the Infinite World forced him to get to work.
2. Wei Zuo considers himself normal, but he’s surrounded by abnormal friends.
3. After the official version of the Infinite World arrived, Wei Zuo posed a question to the cannon fodder who cursed him for being crazy one moment and confessed their love for him the next: “Have you been to see a doctor?”
4. One day, the Infinite World’s forum held an anonymous poll. Five questions received over ten million responses:
One: Which player in the Infinite World would you most like to have on your side?
Two: If your life were on the line in a scenario, which player would be most likely to save you?
Three: Who is the most beautiful player in the Infinite World?
Four: Who is the most beautiful NPC in the Infinite World?
Five: What is the best player nickname in the Infinite World?
After the poll closed, the Infinite World compiled the most popular answers to the five questions:
One: Wei Zuo
Two: Wei Zuo
Three: Wei Zuo
Four: White Rose
Five: The World’s Number One Princess, Xiao Zuo (winning by a few votes over “I Can’t Live Without Sucking on Zuo Zuo,” “I’m Wei Zuo’s Dog,” “Zuo Zuo, Wife, Hug Me,” “Founding Member of the Zuo Family Army,” “You Have No Taste If You Don’t Love Wei Zuo,” “Loving Wei Zuo Is Only Natural,” “All Wei Zuo Is the Only Correct Answer”...)
5. Following up on question four, we interviewed Mr. Wei Zuo, who was nominated multiple times in the poll. He’s even more beautiful in person than the rumors suggest. It’s hard to imagine a human being this beautiful. He was also very polite to the reporter, such a pretty, well-behaved sweetheart... (The only problem was that after the interview, some of our staff resigned to join the Zuo Family Army... Hey! Don’t take my resignation form! It’s the last one!)
Ahem. We then interviewed the high-ranking NPC Miss White Rose. (Perhaps we ought to call her Madam, though unfortunately, we don’t know whether she’s a widow.)
This place looks familiar. Haven’t we visited Miss White Rose’s home recently?
“Knock, knock, knock! Miss White Rose!”
(To our surprise, the door opened quickly. Rumor has it that Miss White Rose is a rather haughty heiress. I wonder if that’s true.) (Grips the microphone nervously.)
“Hello! Miss White Rose... Mr. Wei Zuo?!”
(After three minutes of silence and one minute of explanation, we learned the good news that White Rose and Wei Zuo are the same person. Oh, wait, not good news... Uh, okay, it is good news. Hehe.)
“Since things have come to this, I’d like to ask one final question of the World’s Number One Princess, Xiao Zuo.”
“Don’t call me that. It’s weird.”
“Okay, honey.”
“...”
(We can feel several waves of murderous intent. They’re clearly not coming from the beautiful White Rose in front of us. Perhaps... they’re coming from that group of “friends” behind her.)
“Sorry, Mr. Wei Zuo.”
(Clears throat.) (Straightens tie.) (Bows at a ninety-degree angle.)
“May I ask the beautiful and kind Mr. Wei Zuo...”
“Would you wear a succubus outfit, just once?”
Theme: Respect life and cherish life
First of all, thank you very much for your continued love and support for Wei Zuo.
1. This article will always be free, and all proceeds from the mine will be used to book manuscripts for Wei Zuo. The author only writes this book. Wei Zuo will always be the only protagonist in the author's works, the starting point and the end of everything, and the supporting characters are born to love Wei Zuo. Because of Wei Zuo, there are supporting characters.
2. Readers who love Wei Zuo and this book, please do not tweet. Thank you for your desire to share because of your love. But perhaps this book is more suitable for becoming an "ordinary" small world that only "you" know.
3. If you have been blocked by deletion of comments and don't know the reason, please read Chapter 1 and Chapter 221.
Finally, I wish you all peace and prosperity. [Fireworks]
Omg I just found out that the boss changed the character card, this little Zuo is too beautiful [poor] [poor] [poor] And this title, this cover, Xiao Zuo, you are the beautiful butterfly and white rose. I love Xiao Zuo so much. Every time I see Xiao Zuo's past mentioned in the article, I feel sorry for him. Such lonely and long days, such cold and lonely days, Xiao Zuo, how did you survive it?
Although the author said that the snowy sky is just not a beautiful scenery for cats, I still feel so distressed and distressed [crying] [crying] Zuo Zuo, Zuo Zuo, actually I really never thought you would choose to do this. You have always been a dull little robot in my heart, with no soft feelings, operating in the order I think is correct. I like you like this, you are very cute, you are cute no matter what you look like [red heart][ Red heart] But in this chapter, Zuo Zuo, you really want to charm me [poor] [poor] Ah, I am such a useless person. When I think of you who grew up in loneliness and coldness without any relatives and friends for so many years, you learn how other mothers treat their children and treat another child who has lost his mother. My heart aches and warms [crying] Baby, you are still a baby, why did you learn to be a little mom [poor] [poor]
Baby, you are like mangosteen, with a hard and astringent outer shell, but actually a soft, white and delicious heart~~~ The author greatly requests an update [poor] [poor] [poor] This single copy is a complete showcase of Zuo Zuo's personal charm! Those supporting characters ate too well! ! ! !
The author greatly requests an update [crying] [crying] [crying] I love Xiao Zuo so much [crying] [crying] [crying] Like clouds, like fog, like wind, like all things that are visible but cannot be grasped. How can he be so cute? He has obviously suffered so much, but still grew up to be a great adult. What complicated thoughts can Xiao Zuo have! He is good to anyone who is good to him. Xiao Zuo is a simple and pure cat in nature. I really like Zuo Zuo's light but reliable feeling. It seems that no matter what dangers you encounter, as long as he is around, you can put your heart in your belly [Let Me Kangkang]
The surprise of staying up late[plus one][plus one][plus one][plus one]
This is considered a solo copy of Xiao Zuo Mi. The time span is very long, so I read this copy from the beginning, emmm... The biggest feeling after watching it is that I feel so sorry for Xiao Zuo. [Top chin] [Top chin] [Top chin] Before Xiao Zuo was surrounded by supporting characters, I felt that Xiao Zuo was a bit bland and didn't smile much no matter how happy he was. But there were so many people and the clay sculptures and the Shura field were very enjoyable, so I ignored it for the time being. But this copy directly makes me feel lonely. [Hold your chin] [Hold your chin] [Hold your chin] The loneliness of Xiao Zuo being the only one left between heaven and earth [Hold your chin] The more you look at it, the more uncomfortable it becomes. Teacher, teacher, shouldn't our little Zuo be surrounded by lots and lots of love? Why does my little Zuo look so lonely [biting handkerchief][biting handkerchief]
After reading this, I also wanted to ask Xiao Zuo: Xiao Zuo, Xiao Zuo, aren't you happy? It doesn't matter, you don't have to be unhappy, I love you anyway, there are many, many people who love you [red heart] [red heart] [red heart] You are the free, calm and pure wind, you are the white rose, the moon and the butterfly, you are the world's number one princess Xiao Zuo
After reading this chapter, the only person who can avoid calling me Zuozuo's mother is this (thumbs up), and I am this (thumbs down).
Zuo Zuo, Zuo Zuo, my Zuo Zuo, my Bai Yueguang, my good baby, my little mother, my little Virgin, little saint, little mommy... Zuo Zuo, you are so pitiful, you have no relatives since you were a child, you are alone, but you are so brave and strong. Qiang, you have grown up to be a good adult [crying] [crying] But I still feel sorry for you [crying] [crying] Zuo Zuo, Zuo Zuo, I really didn't expect you to say those words. You are not ice, you are snow, white, soft and cold snow! I love you so much [crying] [crying] [crying] Ah, boss, thank you for writing such a beautiful little Zuo, I want to be a Zuo family soldier for the rest of my life! ! !
Hey, hey, I just had a whim, this dungeon completely confirms the last three descriptions of Xiao Zuo: [biting the handkerchief] Calm (Xiao Zuo's emotionally stable, very reassuring character, the most reliable existence in the dungeon); Pure (Xiao Zuo's various thoughts, Xiao Zuo can have any complicated thoughts, he just wants to leave); Free (no one can restrain Feng)
Combined with the previous chapter, Zuo Zuo is a gentle and tough little mother. She can have a very gentle side, and she can also have a very firm and self-confident side. I love you, little Zuo mother [shy][shy][shy]
"The butterflies exchanged for candy still have the fragrance of white roses." This title is completely suitable for the character card, the cover, and the plot. After reading this chapter, it is difficult not to feel sorry for and love Zuo Jiaojiao. Obviously she has not received any maternal love, but she imitates other mothers and kisses the forehead of another child... First of all, let me say that I am not a clay sculpture person, but at this moment I want to call my little mother [poor] [poor] [poor]
Zuo Zuo said he didn't want to stay! Longevity tree, didn't you hear? ! Hurry up and leave! We also need to arrange a super luxury cruise for Zuo Zuo! ! ! [Sunglasses] [Sunglasses] [Sunglasses] Ahem, back to the topic, this chapter reminds me of the argument about subjectivity that I saw on the Internet before, "not wanting is a reason in itself"... Emmm... Smith Marseille cannot describe it at my level... Zuo Zuo is a very free ghost cat! The ghost cat can do whatever it wants to do, and whatever it doesn't want to do, without any objective reason at all!
It's actually the third update! It's so awesome [Come on]
First of all, thank you very much for your continued love and support for Wei Zuo. 1. This article will always be free, and all proceeds from the mine will be used to book manuscripts for Wei Zuo. The author only writes this book. Wei Zuo will always be the only protagonist in the author's works, the starting point and the end of everything, and the supporting characters are born to love Wei Zuo. Because of Wei Zuo, there are supporting characters. 2. Readers who love Wei Zuo and this book, please do not tweet. Thank you for your desire to share because of your love. But perhaps this book is more suitable for becoming an "ordinary" small world that only "you" know. 3. If you have been blocked by deletion of comments and don't know the reason, please read Chapter 1 and Chapter 221. Finally, I wish you all peace and prosperity. [Fireworks]
Omg I just found out that the boss changed the character card, this little Zuo is too beautiful [poor] [poor] [poor] And this title, this cover, Xiao Zuo, you are the beautiful butterfly and white rose. I love Xiao Zuo so much. Every time I see Xiao Zuo's past mentioned in the article, I feel sorry for him. Such lonely and long days, such cold and lonely days, Xiao Zuo, how did you survive it? Although the author said that the snowy sky is just not a beautiful scenery for cats, I still feel so distressed and distressed [crying] [crying] Zuo Zuo, Zuo Zuo, actually I really never thought you would choose to do this. You have always been a dull little robot in my heart, with no soft feelings, operating in the order I think is correct. I like you like this, you are very cute, you are cute no matter what you look like [red heart][ Red heart] But in this chapter, Zuo Zuo, you really want to charm me [poor] [poor] Ah, I am such a useless person. When I think of you who grew up in loneliness and coldness without any relatives and friends for so many years, you learn how other mothers treat their children and treat another child who has lost his mother. My heart aches and warms [crying] Baby, you are still a baby, why did you learn to be a little mom [poor] [poor] Baby, you are like mangosteen, with a hard and astringent outer shell, but actually a soft, white and delicious heart~~~ The author greatly requests an update [poor] [poor] [poor] This single copy is a complete showcase of Zuo Zuo's personal charm! Those supporting characters ate too well! ! ! !
The author greatly requests an update [crying] [crying] [crying] I love Xiao Zuo so much [crying] [crying] [crying] Like clouds, like fog, like wind, like all things that are visible but cannot be grasped. How can he be so cute? He has obviously suffered so much, but still grew up to be a great adult. What complicated thoughts can Xiao Zuo have! He is good to anyone who is good to him. Xiao Zuo is a simple and pure cat in nature. I really like Zuo Zuo's light but reliable feeling. It seems that no matter what dangers you encounter, as long as he is around, you can put your heart in your belly [Let Me Kangkang]
The surprise of staying up late[plus one][plus one][plus one][plus one] This is considered a solo copy of Xiao Zuo Mi. The time span is very long, so I read this copy from the beginning, emmm... The biggest feeling after watching it is that I feel so sorry for Xiao Zuo. [Top chin] [Top chin] [Top chin] Before Xiao Zuo was surrounded by supporting characters, I felt that Xiao Zuo was a bit bland and didn't smile much no matter how happy he was. But there were so many people and the clay sculptures and the Shura field were very enjoyable, so I ignored it for the time being. But this copy directly makes me feel lonely. [Hold your chin] [Hold your chin] [Hold your chin] The loneliness of Xiao Zuo being the only one left between heaven and earth [Hold your chin] The more you look at it, the more uncomfortable it becomes. Teacher, teacher, shouldn't our little Zuo be surrounded by lots and lots of love? Why does my little Zuo look so lonely [biting handkerchief][biting handkerchief] After reading this, I also wanted to ask Xiao Zuo: Xiao Zuo, Xiao Zuo, aren't you happy? It doesn't matter, you don't have to be unhappy, I love you anyway, there are many, many people who love you [red heart] [red heart] [red heart] You are the free, calm and pure wind, you are the white rose, the moon and the butterfly, you are the world's number one princess Xiao Zuo
After reading this chapter, the only person who can avoid calling me Zuozuo's mother is this (thumbs up), and I am this (thumbs down). Zuo Zuo, Zuo Zuo, my Zuo Zuo, my Bai Yueguang, my good baby, my little mother, my little Virgin, little saint, little mommy... Zuo Zuo, you are so pitiful, you have no relatives since you were a child, you are alone, but you are so brave and strong. Qiang, you have grown up to be a good adult [crying] [crying] But I still feel sorry for you [crying] [crying] Zuo Zuo, Zuo Zuo, I really didn't expect you to say those words. You are not ice, you are snow, white, soft and cold snow! I love you so much [crying] [crying] [crying] Ah, boss, thank you for writing such a beautiful little Zuo, I want to be a Zuo family soldier for the rest of my life! ! !
Hey, hey, I just had a whim, this dungeon completely confirms the last three descriptions of Xiao Zuo: [biting the handkerchief] Calm (Xiao Zuo's emotionally stable, very reassuring character, the most reliable existence in the dungeon); Pure (Xiao Zuo's various thoughts, Xiao Zuo can have any complicated thoughts, he just wants to leave); Free (no one can restrain Feng)
Combined with the previous chapter, Zuo Zuo is a gentle and tough little mother. She can have a very gentle side, and she can also have a very firm and self-confident side. I love you, little Zuo mother [shy][shy][shy]
"The butterflies exchanged for candy still have the fragrance of white roses." This title is completely suitable for the character card, the cover, and the plot. After reading this chapter, it is difficult not to feel sorry for and love Zuo Jiaojiao. Obviously she has not received any maternal love, but she imitates other mothers and kisses the forehead of another child... First of all, let me say that I am not a clay sculpture person, but at this moment I want to call my little mother [poor] [poor] [poor]
Zuo Zuo said he didn't want to stay! Longevity tree, didn't you hear? ! Hurry up and leave! We also need to arrange a super luxury cruise for Zuo Zuo! ! ! [Sunglasses] [Sunglasses] [Sunglasses] Ahem, back to the topic, this chapter reminds me of the argument about subjectivity that I saw on the Internet before, "not wanting is a reason in itself"... Emmm... Smith Marseille cannot describe it at my level... Zuo Zuo is a very free ghost cat! The ghost cat can do whatever it wants to do, and whatever it doesn't want to do, without any objective reason at all!
It's actually the third update! It's so awesome [Come on]