["The cat is not, the cat is not!" Advance collection request 030
After Yun Xiu won the "Excellent Employee Award" in the Kuaishuan Bureau, he was transferred to the cannon fodder department to fish and fish.
Cannon fodder, as the name suggests, is an inconspicuous supporting role.
For example: when the protagonist delivers food, he holds an umbrella, when the protagonist quarrels, he throws fire, when the protagonist fights, he watches from the front row... Apart from being a bit life-consuming, the cannon fodder's task is very easy.
I don't know if it's because the second male lead is too much, but it feels weird that he's being used as cannon fodder.
True and fake young master
"You are the wrong fake young master of the Yun family. Because you didn't want to leave the Yun family and climbed into your eldest brother's bed, you competed with the real young master in every possible way. In the end, you were sent to the African Welding Railway."
Yunxiu: Keep it with me!
When facing his parents, he is respectful and friendly, when facing his husband, he is gentle and considerate, and when facing the true young master, he is frowning.
At the end of a family dinner, Yunxiu, who framed Master Zhen again, waited for the plot to happen and was kicked out of the house. Unexpectedly, her parents and husband turned a blind eye and pretended as if nothing had happened.
The true young master, who should hate him to the core, pressed him against the rockery behind everyone's back, pinched his waist with red eyes and kissed a dragon, and said in a hoarse voice: "My brother doesn't love you, but my brother can do it, and my brother can do it too."
Heartless Immortal Lord
"You are one of the top combatants in the world of cultivation. Because Zhuma's talent is limited and his life is about to end, he took on a young apprentice with Taoist bones. When his Nascent Soul was mature, he removed his bones and changed his body. In the end, the apprentice became a demon and imprisoned and tortured you for seventy-seven forty-nine days."
However, after the plot, the person who imprisoned him became a bamboo horse.
The bamboo horse on the bed was no longer as gentle as before. She pinched his chin and said gloomily: "Do you love me or your little apprentice?"
Substitute Canary
"You are the spoiled canary of the eldest young master of the Qin family. After Bai Yueguang returned to China, you tried your best to win favor while hooking up with other young masters from rich families. Then you were expelled from the Qin family and ended up begging on the streets."
He became a substitute, competed with Bai Yueguang for favor, the young master of a rich family hooked up, the Qin family... Wait, why are there so many people actively asking him to leave the Qin family? ?
Yunxiu: Ha! A few mission failures are nothing. Is the mission matching mechanism as bad as a certain game?
Then——
[Light of the Federation], failed.
Yunxiu: "..."
The hanging heart finally died.
Later, Yunxiu discovered that all this was a mirror image——
It was He who constructed several beautiful dreams in order to resurrect him.
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As the most talented kitten in the Xuanmao clan, Xiang Wan exceeds the tasks assigned by the elders every day.
The classmate's kitten was jealous of his boasting every day, and sent him thousands of miles away as a prank, whereupon he rolled into the bottom of the beautiful man's robe.
The handsome man's subordinates praised him: "You are worthy of being a young master. As soon as you come out of seclusion, there are auspicious beasts congratulating you. God bless our Chun family!"
Xiang Wan dug his paws into the ground and raised his head blankly.
Who is the auspicious beast?
Me?
The handsome man's name is Chun Jiming, his personality is as cold as his appearance, and everyone in the Chun family respects and fears him.
Xiang Wan observed secretly for a while and decided to attack boldly.
He soaked his feet in Chun Jiming's water cup, knocked down Chun Jiming's vase, and parkour when Chun Jiming slept...
Facing Chun Jiming's death gaze, the old cat was licking his paws with an innocent face.
The kitten didn't mean it. What bad intentions could the kitten have?
After proving that he was not a coward, on a dark and windy night, the kitten decided to go out for a while.
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Regarding human society, all Xiang Wan's knowledge came from the elders' oral descriptions. When he first entered the city, he was like a little country cat.
The streets at night are busy with traffic, like the endless flow of the Styx.
The tall buildings are flashing with neon lights, and the monks are flying with their swords in a hurry
From time to time, the words "Irregular driving and sword handling make relatives and friends cry" appeared on the billboard next to it.
The cat feels that human society seems more interesting than imagined.
After almost being defrauded of all his money, he felt that society was too deep and he couldn't grasp it, so he decisively asked the police for help, and was eventually packed up and thrown into school.
However, when the kitten faced the human class, its eyes gradually turned into the shape of mosquito coils.
Just when he was planning to graduate from high school and go home to herd cattle, Xiang Wan detected his spiritual roots in the school's unified talent test.
Kitten's confused face. JPG
It's nice to have free schools, but the cat demon has spiritual roots. Is there something wrong with that?
No matter what, studying is a good thing——
But why didn't anyone tell him that the cat's servant was also there?
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Everyone knew that Chun Jiming, the chief disciple of the First Sect, had a black cat.
Although he was provided with delicious food and drinks, and a large number of people from the sect played with him, the kitten still left indifferently.
Chun Jiming appeared indifferent on the surface, but in fact, he was offering high-priced rewards for information on kittens in a dark building. Unfortunately, none of the information was accurate.
Perhaps he was obsessed with finding cats, and he found that his classmates were behaving more and more like his kittens.
After closer inspection, it looks more like it.
Finally one day, the cat couldn't hold it back any longer and came out in his true form. He was photographed begging for snacks next to the exchange student witch and posted on the forum.
Chun Jiming smiles.
What should I do if my cat disobeys me? Just give it a beating.
Intention: Live seriously and work seriously