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Pre-collection of "Cats are not, cats are not!" Please collect~
Chu Wuzheng became the youngest professor at Yunnan University at the age of 22. His elective courses were always full and very popular.
After participating in the romance drama "Love Preparatory", he became popular because of his superior appearance. However, after the first episode of the show, no one chose him as the romantic partner.
Chu Wuzheng never thought about falling in love on the show. He agreed to be on the show because the other party gave him too much.
On the show, he acted as a transparent tool man and just wanted to make more money and retire early.
Just when he was doing a good job as a toolman,
During a certain episode of the show where we were playing Werewolf, the host said: "Please close your eyes when it gets dark——"
Suddenly, a soft and slightly cool kiss fell on the cheek without any warning.
Chu Wuzheng was so frightened that he burped on the spot.
Since then, he has lived a life of suspicion, trying to find the "real murderer."
He was horrified to discover,
The gentle Lan Er has a special hobby. When he helps him apply medicine, he firmly holds his ankle, his movements are gentle but he cannot refuse;
The sunny and cheerful Lan San is in love with the God of War. Under the surface of a romantic man, his emotions are as pure as a child. She likes to hold him and complain most...
Even the puppy he picked up started acting weird.
Someone wanted to invite Chu Wuzheng on a date. The puppy lying on the table pricked up its ears alertly and secretly rubbed the water glass over to attract attention.
When he was told not to mess around, the puppy would droop his eyelids and twitch his ears.
Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.
#No, you agreed that I would be the tool? !
Reading Guide
1. The main subject is a millionaire and does not buy stocks.
2. A romantic and sweet story that does not involve the entertainment industry [emphasis added]
3. I only want to make money and retire, and I suffer from × superficial coldness and self-guided strategy.
★Pre-receipt copy:
As the most talented kitten in the Xuanmao clan, Xiang Wan exceeds the tasks assigned by the elders every day.
The classmate's kitten was jealous of his boasting every day, and sent him thousands of miles away as a prank, whereupon he rolled into the bottom of the beautiful man's robe.
The handsome man's subordinates praised him: "You are worthy of being a young master. As soon as you come out of seclusion, there are auspicious beasts congratulating you. God bless our Chun family!"
Xiang Wan dug his paws into the ground and raised his head blankly.
Who is the auspicious beast?
Me?
The handsome man's name is Chun Jiming, his personality is as cold as his appearance, and everyone in the Chun family respects and fears him.
Xiang Wan observed secretly for a while and decided to attack boldly.
He soaked his feet in Chun Jiming's water cup, knocked down Chun Jiming's vase, and parkour when Chun Jiming slept...
Facing Chun Jiming's death gaze, the old cat was licking his paws with an innocent face.
The kitten didn't mean it. What bad intentions could the kitten have?
After proving that he was not a coward, on a dark and windy night, the kitten decided to go out for a while.
*
Regarding human society, all Xiang Wan's knowledge came from the elders' oral descriptions. When he first entered the city, he was like a little country cat.
The streets at night are busy with traffic, like the endless flow of the Styx.
The tall buildings are flashing with neon lights, and the monks are flying with their swords in a hurry
From time to time, the words "Irregular driving and sword handling make relatives and friends cry" appeared on the billboard next to it.
The cat feels that human society seems more interesting than imagined.
After almost being defrauded of all his money, he felt that society was too deep and he couldn't grasp it, so he decisively asked the police for help, and was eventually packed up and thrown into school.
However, when the kitten faced the human class, its eyes gradually turned into the shape of mosquito coils.
Just when he was planning to graduate from high school and go home to herd cattle, Xiang Wan detected his spiritual roots in the school's unified talent test.
Kitten's confused face. JPG
It's nice to have free schools, but the cat demon has spiritual roots. Is there something wrong with that?
No matter what, studying is a good thing——
But why didn't anyone tell him that the cat's servant was also there?
*
Everyone knew that Chun Jiming, the chief disciple of the First Sect, had a black cat.
Although he was provided with delicious food and drinks, and a large number of people from the sect played with him, the kitten still left indifferently.
Chun Jiming appeared indifferent on the surface, but in fact, he was offering high-priced rewards for information on kittens in a dark building. Unfortunately, none of the information was accurate.
Perhaps he was obsessed with finding cats, and he found that his classmates were behaving more and more like his kittens.
After closer inspection, it looks more like it.
Finally one day, the cat couldn't hold it back any longer and came out in his true form. He was photographed begging for snacks next to the exchange student witch and posted on the forum.
Chun Jiming smiles.
What should I do if my cat disobeys me? Just give it a beating.
Intention: Observe life and discover surprises
I guess Izayoi stole the chip [dog head]
水尼禄坠机后整个人不好了。把留给梅林的石头全部抽光了。。重要的是还没抽到
Well written, come on, teacher