The System Makes Me a Part of My Husband

Feng Yi is dead. He was hit by his fiancé with a car and flew into the lake, becoming an unjust ghost. Feng Yi is alive again. He was reborn as a painting. A painting hanging beside the stairs of the Qi family's old house. Feng Yi:...... Rebirth is rebirth, why should it become a painting? Just change the painting. Why should it become the painting in the scumbag's house? Feng Yi was sad and angry and wanted to take revenge. However, there were handsome men and no scumbags in this old house. The handsome man was 1.9 Meters tall, with an ice-coffin temperament and a paralyzed face, but he couldn't maintain his handsome figure. Every time he passed by Feng Yi, Feng Yi couldn't help but blush. It's normal for green apples to turn red. But the green apple in the painting turns red abnormally. The abnormality attracted the scumbag back, and Feng Yi changed from green to purple in front of the scumbag. The scumbag was frightened, rolled down the stairs, and suffered a concussion. At the same time, the sound of machinery sounded. Bite! Fright system activated] [Fright value 5/100] [The host can choose the following items to resurrect] a. Socks b. Socks c. Socks [Please host choose. Feng Yi:...... — It turned into a sock. A sock with a personalized print that was just delivered to the scumbag's bedroom. Feng Yi worked hard to stand out among the crowd. Therefore, he kicked the white sock on the left and the black sock on the right. Finally, the scumbag picked up the neatly placed pair of socks. Feng Yi looked at the scumbag getting closer and closer to him, opened his mouth, and bit his hand. A sharp sting came from his fingers, and the scumbag screamed. With a reflexive flick, Feng Yi's sock flew out... And landed on the handsome man at the door. Feng Yi's eyes were filled with stars: "Fuck, I've been beaten to death." But the scumbag turned pale, shook his legs and called the handsome man: "Uncle." The handsome man didn't respond, and Feng Yi was lifted up from the ground. Scumbag:! [Fright value 10/100] [The host can choose the following items to resurrect] a. Underwear bunderwear cunderwear [Please choose the host] Feng Yi:...... — The seal overflowed into underwear. Not a scumbag, but a handsome guy. After ten thousand mental preparations, Feng Yi still didn't want to face pp or jj. Even handsome guys. So Feng Yi started singing at night. Trying to scare the handsome man into throwing him away. However. It's no use. The handsome man was lying on the bed like a dead body, unable to move. Finally, one day, he will be clothed. At the end of the day. Feng Yi's mouth hurt. Bite! Aipietie system is activated. [Sticker value 10/100] [The short-lived skill will then drop - Dreaming. Feng Yi:...... — A certain day of a certain year and a certain month. Feng Yi, who has grown up, touched his abdominal muscles, drank some wine, and leisurely told the handsome guy about his strange experiences. He said: "I've been up close and personal with your little brother." "Yeah. Last night, the night before..." "No, no, no, I met him one day a long, long time ago." The handsome man was silent. Feng Yi's little mouth was babbling. "I have been your leg hair, one of thousands of them. You should know that I am the prettiest one... I have also been your hand, and I used your hand to slap the scumbag..." The handsome man listened to the intermittent chatter and hugged Feng Yi before he fell to the ground. A drunkard who is not drunk knows how to get into his arms. The handsome man chuckled, "I know everything." From the beginning, he knew. —— Demining: clean. Purpose: live a good life