[Read with confidence, there are chapters in reserve!!!]
Luo Jinfeng and Ding Sishi are notorious enemies in their circle. To outsiders, they can't stand each other and bicker the moment they meet. Leave them alone together for more than a minute, and someone might end up dead.
Yet on a certain chat app no one knows about...
The usually sharp-tongued and haughty Young Master Ding replies to messages in seconds. He won't go to sleep without saying good night, and sends kisses and hugs one message at a time.
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One post has topped the forum at School A for years.
[Question: How can I get under the skin of someone I hate?]
One reply has even racked up tens of thousands of likes.
[Ding Dang: Get into a secret online relationship with them. That'll teach them.]
[User A: Teach, what happened next?]
[User B: That's a thousand cuts to the enemy for eight hundred to yourself!]
[User C: Sounds like there's a story here. I'm camping out for an update!]
Five minutes later
[Ding Dang: Sorry, I was doing the dishes. I couldn't help myself last night, and now my wife is mad. She's so cute when she's angry, just like when she used to yell at me. That's what happened next, hehe.]
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Luo Jinfeng, who has no friends and no zest for life, gets tricked by his cousin into downloading a “friend-making” app. Only after signing up and getting matched does he realize...
What the hell kind of friend-making app is this? Everyone on it is looking for a partner.
But he'd promised his cousin he'd give it a try, so he steels himself and starts chatting.
If only he'd left it at that. Once he starts talking, things get even more dramatic
His match might be his sworn enemy.
His cousin has leverage over him, and it's too late to cancel, so he can only grit his teeth and keep chatting.
His phone has just received a message from the other person: [Good morning! ^O^]
Then, as soon as he steps outside, he gets a real-life eye roll from that same person.
At first, things are fine. The other person only sends messages like “Good morning” and “Good night.” But then things get out of hand. His sworn enemy seems to have gotten hooked on chatting.
When someone slips a love letter into his desk:
In his ear: “What kind of blind person would fall for you? Hah.”
On his phone: [Baby, I love you so much. Let's stay together forever and ever.]
When his stomach pain flares up:
In his ear: “You're so sickly. Is it really that hard to admit you're weak!?”
On his phone: [Waaah, baby, I wish I could fly to your side right now T^T]
Attacked from both sides, online and off, Luo Jinfeng is on the verge of splitting into two people when the farce finally comes to an end. As soon as their agreed time is up, he breaks up, blocks the other person, and vanishes without a trace.
Just when he thinks it's finally over, someone knocks on his door, and his sworn enemy's voice rings through the hallway
“Luo Jinfeng! Why did you delete me!?”
Luo Jinfeng: “?”
The disaster isn't over. The person from his phone has climbed out of it.
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[Reading Guide]
* A sweet, slice-of-life story
* They both know who the other person is, but neither knows that the other knows
Theme: World peace
