Reborn, he wakes up to find himself a frail scholar,
starving until he’s little more than skin and bones, while his blind younger sister is being beaten.
Feng Guantan, the fox god who lost all nine of his fluffy tails, has something to say:
“You picked a fight with me? You really... have good taste. Is my peerlessly beautiful face too much for you?”
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Recently, Jingzhe has noticed that her formerly sickly brother is acting strange.
For one thing, the shy boy has become talkative...
Feng Guantan keeps a straight face as he faces dangerous, unfamiliar demons and monsters. Since his only useful skill seems to be sweet-talking, he says, “Sweetheart, stay away from her. I’m getting jealous. Besides, eating people is such a hassle. Why don’t we do something fun and easy first?”
And then there’s the fact that her brother, who had no useful skills and was bullied by the villagers, has found a job everyone envies but no one dares to hope for...
Feng Guantan died in pieces in his previous life, and his soul is damaged. Now his ability to tell things apart is worse than an ordinary person’s.
He can barely see a thing. He stays calm when faced with low-level evil spirits, and stays calm when faced with the most powerful ones...
The Divine Bureau secretly takes notice of him: Could this seemingly ordinary young man be an invincible hero? The most ordinary of mortals, yet extraordinary! Hurry up and hire him!
And then there’s the fact that their family used to be so poor they couldn’t afford a proper meal, and she’d been hungry for days, but now she’s eating fine-flour steamed buns and delicate pastries...
Feng Guantan is also secretly learning how to behave like a person. The great god who his superior burns incense and prays to every day used to be his attendant, and betrayed him terribly.
But that’s all right. Money is innocent.
What frightens her most is that her brother has made friends with a gloomy madman. He doesn’t talk much, but in a way he’s awfully noisy: by day, he beats the strangers around them until they howl, and in the middle of the night, he sings lullabies to her grown-up brother...
With a nine-to-nine schedule, little pay, and endless work, Feng Guantan still has to turn in manuscripts to the bookshop.
His casual accounts of real gods and true events touch on things that foreign religions wouldn’t even dare make up, and their followers curse and cry as they chase him to his door.
Greedy evil spirits, jealous colleagues, furious believers,
reborn and a mortal for barely any time at all, Feng Guantan has already managed to offend everyone.
When the most terrifying one of them all comes knocking, everyone expects him to die.
Who could have guessed that the spirit power unleashed by the dreaded Lord of Evil Spirits would blanket the land,
and amid the bloody storm...
he’d kiss him.
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After Feng Guantan was devoured by the gods, he should have lost all his believers.
But two thousand years after his death, a follower of the Fox God inexplicably appeared in the world.
Feng Guantan has never met anyone with a more guileless heart.
The mortal endured endless suffering, all for the sake of bringing a god he had never met back to life.
He made no wish for himself. It was all for him.
On the day that mortal body could no longer endure,
Feng Guantan awoke.
But the man had gone mad.
[Silver-tongued, heartless fox top x sincere, devoted, strong, and utterly unhinged bottom]
1. What you’re about to read is The Evil God Plays House.
2. He doesn’t recognize him, but it’s sweet! One-on-one, two people across three lifetimes and one life, from beginning to end, with a happy ending. The main plot isn’t about escaping poverty and getting rich; the point is romance.
3. The top is a fox and a god, learning how to be human. He’s a genius student, though he still has plenty of room to improve. He’s got great potential as a person and is almost there... Give the kid some time! The bottom is actually human, not a ghost. His reputation is minus 1,000, but he really is a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful fluffy animal. The top should take him home and treasure him!
4. Everyone is a little crazy and fluffy.
The plot is slow to warm up. I’m doing my best to update daily.
------Completed Works------
The Villain Forced Me to Become Number One, Lin Daiyu x Gin [Dream of the Red Chamber/Detective Conan]
I Give You My Crown, Amnesiac, irresistible prince top x tragic, loyal knight [Middle Ages/Secret Love]
Theme: Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
My brother is marrying for me, hello! Baize, the younger sister, protects the older brother and younger sister too! The thunder split the tree and the sedan chair. Next chapter we will see if it was the villain or the protagonist who did it. I still have many questions. Did Yu Zhutian become a ghost or a mortal monk (he is still alive after three thousand years), what is the pottery statue, and whether Jinque was captured by evil spirits. Finally, the group of people who captured the bride committed murder, robbery and kidnapping. They must be arrested and executed.
I'm getting more and more angry. This place deserves a serious overhaul. I hope the protagonist turns into a Simon Leopard.
Is this rabbit a sufferer? The little card on the details page is a little Cthulhu with bunny ears?
When will Shou appear? If he doesn't come out again, he will forget what his name is.
What is the name of Shou? Is he the Lord of all ghosts?
The little fox will get his tail back later 😭
The paws are beautiful. Love it. I like it. More updates.
When you first take office, you have to pretend to be a priest hahahaha 🐶
The ignorant, cruel and greedy villagers, it is strange that the gods they worship have not fallen.
Such a gentle Fengfeng, but a little too miserable. She hasn't had any rest since she woke up. Her body is either injured this way or that.