Coming soon:
Escape the Crematorium Guide: A goofy comedy and an unconventional groveling romance. No choosing between love interests. The heroine is the one being pursued in the groveling romance.
She Visits My Dreams Every Night: Slightly supernatural. The neighbor who moves in next door is a female ghost who visits my dreams every night and makes passionate love to me.
Here is this story's blurb:
Qin Nan'an is a notorious weirdo in Fengdu, with the classic personality of an emperor: arrogant, moody, and fond of killing.
Nobody knows she's actually only eighteen. After studying hard for twelve years and getting into a top university, she hurried straight to the underworld to find a job. Every holiday, she even shows her colleagues, who are struggling in the reincarnation game, a little kindness by burning them paper money.
But there are definitely people who know she consorts with ghosts and monsters, likes to physically rip people's hearts out, and eats human flesh without batting an eye.
As a young person raised under the banner of a new era, Qin Nan'an knows perfectly well that some people think there's something wrong with her.
But she happens to think her teammates are even more abnormal.
At least, a normal person wouldn't pin her down and kiss her again and again, say they want to help her satisfy her desires, and remain unmoved while she tries so hard to please them.
And so the five Ghost Kings gather, the Ten Kings of Hell lower their eyes, the judges wield their brushes in unison, and the little ghosts take up their mourning staffs.
Ghostly fires burn ominously, and countless sinister smiles appear. Her pale face flickers in and out of view among them.
"Your wish is, "
A gigantic ghost raises its hand and touches the space between her brows.
"I want, "
She smiles.
All the ghosts sitting solemnly in the shadows eventually smile too, their expressions exactly like hers.
A shrill sound rings out. Her dream shatters once again, and she falls into the endless hell of reincarnation.
Fengdu has never had that many rules. Those who die of old age without grievances enter the cycle of reincarnation directly. Those who die unexpectedly with deep resentment are sent into the reincarnation game. Those who commit suicide or are guilty of great evil, like eggs piled high, precarious and loathsome, they can only hope that a hundred worlds of reincarnation will wash all their resentment and sin away.
World Progress:
[Butcher on a Rainy Night]
[Monster High School]
[Ideal City]
[Escape from the Apocalypse]
[Nighttime Tales]
[Costume Party]
[Kingdom of Flowers]
[Rainy Night Revisited]
[Death Row]
[Bottomless Abyss]
Coming soon, Escape the Crematorium Guide:
Xu Yanxi has had terrible luck her whole life. She chokes on water, falls off the top bunk in her dorm, and gets slapped by women over and over whenever she dates. Fortunately, she's got a positive outlook, and that's how she's made it this far.
Who could have guessed that one day her luck would turn, giving her a kind and beautiful upperclasswoman to help her at work and in life, as well as a sudden avalanche of romantic attention?
Though to Xu Yanxi, it isn't good romantic luck. It's a romantic disaster.
The younger girl next door who used to insult her has moved into the apartment upstairs, clinging to her and acting cute as she desperately declares her love.
The aloof beauty who once tore up her love letter is now her client, clumsily creating chances to spend time with her and acting like an eager little puppy in private.
Her dear friend, who once went her separate way, meets her again, her gentle gaze full of affection.
Xu Yanxi: "Even novels wouldn't dare write something like this! Is the Matchmaker trying to meet a sales quota?!"
As a bold, independent woman, Xu Yanxi thinks these groveling-romance tropes are completely unnecessary. They only give her a headache.
Luckily, she still has her kind upperclasswoman. When someone bothers her, the upperclasswoman gets her out of it by saying they have a date. She agrees to pretend to be her girlfriend, and is even willing to sacrifice herself to chase away Xu Yanxi's romantic disasters.
Xu Yanxi is touched. "You're such a wonderful person, Senior! I respect you so much! We have to stay friends forever!"
Who could have guessed that the upperclasswoman would lean right in, so close that her innocent eyes were fixed on Xu Yanxi? "Don't you like me? Didn't I accept your confession? Aren't we dating now?"
Xu Yanxi: ?
* No multiple love interests; the leads switch roles, but the story leans toward the receiving partner's perspective
* A woman who seems like a glamorous beauty but is actually sweet, gentle, and genuinely kind X A woman who seems like a sweet, sunny girl but is actually a heavy drinker, careless, sharp-tongued, and clumsy
She Visits My Dreams Every Night
A new neighbor moved in next door.
Su Huaiwang saw her over the fence. The girl was slender and delicate, her skin exposed to the summer sun so translucent and pale that it seemed to have a cool, jade-like sheen. Beneath the wide-brimmed hat, her exquisite face broke into a friendly, gentle smile when their eyes met. Su Huaiwang smiled back, then lowered her head and went on tending her vegetable garden.
She didn't expect to see her new neighbor again that night.
In the dream, the girl fulfilled all her fantasies. When Su Huaiwang woke, the sun was already high in the sky. She glanced at the little toy beside her, which she'd used the night before and hadn't had a chance to put away, her mind in turmoil.
So the wildest erotic dream she'd had in years had been about trying out every move from last night's bedroom menu with a new neighbor she'd only met once?!
Su Huaiwang covered her face in anguish, wondering if something was wrong with her.
The doorbell suddenly rang. She hurriedly threw on some clothes and went to answer it.
Standing outside was the very girl who had been whispering sweet nothings with her in last night's dream.
The girl greeted her warmly and acted as if they were already familiar. The hand she offered was cold in the summer, like it had just been dipped in a stream, but Su Huaiwang was so consumed by guilt that she didn't notice the details.
Like her beautiful face, the girl was friendly and mild-mannered, with the vitality unique to young people. She made Su Huaiwang's heart, long dormant, start beating again.
Su Huaiwang had thought she dreamed about the girl by chance, but she never expected that, every night afterward, the girl would appear in her dreams with the sweet smile she wore when they spoke during the day. Using the things Su Huaiwang herself had picked out before bed, she brought her to the heights of pleasure again and again.
Message: Cherish life
Fortunately, it's just a bit of copywriting fraud. I hope they will get better and better in the future. After all, their new life has just begun.
That's not right, then the underworld should give her money. She has been an NPC for who knows how many lifetimes.
This is not just killing real life instead of game life, but it is indeed more tiring, because the more you kill, the more you pay.
666, So amazing, so decisive, and this move, I really didn't expect your underworld to be so humane 💔💔💔
Did he still commit suicide out of guilt?
This is the real rainy night butcher
Lin Feiran: Is this the price of good luck?
. . . . . . I feel like if someone sees this later, they will understand what I want to say. 🍉 🍉 🍉
Lin Feiran feels a little uncomfortable. No matter what he does, it's not good 🍉 🍉 🍉
Feiran, who had been picking up presence-reducing skills along the way, always felt that he was useless around the two of them.