Want to Raise a Contaminant? It's Really Good at This!

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During the Great Pollution, people panic at the very mention of contamination. Jing Sui, however, is a contaminant who loves sneaking into the human world.

After being kicked out of a safe zone for the nth time, it flew into a rage and kidnapped the human who always stood at the front and beat it the hardest.

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[Contaminant Rule No. 1: Poop to infect living things!]

But living things infected by contaminants die. Jing Sui couldn't bear that, so it secretly changed the rule, adding two little words: "don't."

[Contaminant Jing Sui's Rule No. 1: Don't poop to infect living things.]

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[Contaminant Rule No. 2: Open wide and swallow living things!]

The man Jing Sui kidnapped was frail and coughed up three cups of blood every day. His blood also smelled especially delicious, making him irresistible to contaminants.

Unable to bring itself to swallow the man, Jing Sui could only turn into a huge black blob and fight every contaminant that came to steal him away.

During that time, Jing Sui's blob form grew quite a bit, but the man still looked like he might drop dead at any moment.

With no other choice, Jing Sui changed the second rule, which had such a gloomy look on its face, into...

[Contaminant Jing Sui's Rule No. 2: Open wide and feed the human.]

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[Contaminant Rule No. 3: Kick down the walls!]

During a contaminant outbreak, the walls were humanity's last line of defense. Every contaminant born and raised in the wilderness dreamed of making the whole world its polluted domain.

Jing Sui was no exception. But the only part of the world this contaminant wanted for itself was the man it had stolen.

At most, it would also claim the humans that man cared about.

By the time Jing Sui changed the third rule, it was already completely unapologetic.

[Contaminant Jing Sui's Rule No. 3: Stand guard over the humans.]

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Pei Songzhi was the human that contaminant Jing Sui had picked up.

As an inspector, even when lying in an enemy camp and coughing up blood in bed, he never forgot to observe this highly unusual contaminant.

He discovered that the contaminant had not only given itself a human name, but had also learned all about acting cute and being clingy.

The contaminant could turn into a fluffy black sesame ball and pounce into his arms, going "meow meow meow" one moment and "woof woof woof" the next!

It would also bare its tiny fangs and scare anyone who insulted Pei Songzhi a hundred meters away!

Reader's Guide:

1. Set in a post-apocalyptic world.

2. The opposing positions of the love interests may lead to angst, but the ending is guaranteed to be happy.

3. A lightly ensemble-driven story.

4. Blurb last updated [20240222].

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Wen Xiaoyu is a stubborn little stray with a bald head and fur sticking up to the sky. On the verge of death, he twitches his whiskers and begs: Stubborn kitty online, changing my fate! Blind cat owner, please hurry and show up!

With bad luck hanging over him, Shen Yu, who has broken both legs, turns out to be the blind cat owner.

The man sits in his wheelchair, while the cat darts out of a trash can and flops down between its wheels.

The filthy cat raises a paw that's completely unharmed, then pretends it's broken. It lifts its bald head, all covered in ringworm, and rubs against its owner's pant leg.

And just like that, it gets rescued!

The cat's life instantly becomes so happy it practically bursts!

The owner's five-hundred-square-meter lawn is the kingdom the cat patrols every day!

The golden fish the owner keeps in a tank are the cat's daily, all-you-can-eat buffet!

The owner's nest! The owner's water cup! The owner himself! Everything belongs to the cat!

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Raising a stubborn cat doubles your misfortune!

Shen Yu has bad luck all day, then catches the stubborn cat in bed at night.

That rebellious cat is always plotting to slap a Wen Xiaoyu-exclusive label on him.

Tonight, it jumps into his blankets, flashes its left fang, and nips his neck. By morning, the rumor "Mr. Shen has a wild, sexy cat" will have spread through the whole company.

Tomorrow night, it lifts its right paw and leaves two paw prints on his forehead. The day after, the truth that "Mr. Shen is strictly controlled by a wild cat" will be confirmed!

Shen Yu tries to reason with the stubborn cat: Humans and cats belong to different species.

The stubborn cat itself: You're not human!

Shen Yu, who really isn't human, argues back: Fenghuang and cats belong to different species too.

The stubborn cat falls into thought...

Then a young man with white cat ears atop his head and a high, swishing tail appears. He twists his catlike waist seductively, then bites the man hard with the sweetest, most intoxicating voice, enough to make any Fenghuang swoon.

Wen Xiaoyu licks the label he bit into the man himself: You're human! I'm human too! You're mine, owner!

Theme: Never give up, and there will always be hope.