Lin Mian is an adorable kitten with soft, pale pink fur. Spoiled rotten at the cattery since he was little, he was taught every day to behave well when he met people: put on an act for five minutes, and enjoy fifteen years of luxury. That was the feline way of thinking.
Somewhere along the way, the shop manager who had always pampered him disappeared. In their place came tales from the other cats about a wonderful, vast world, complete with grasslands, snowy mountains, waterfalls, and rivers, with breathtaking scenery as far as the eye could see.
Lin Mian: Mew!!!
What kind of desolate wilderness is this? Where are my cozy bed and tasty cans of food?!
The silly kitty had no idea how to hunt for food. Just as Lin Mian was starving, his stomach nearly touching his back, and his beautiful fur was about to lose its shine, he suddenly spotted a group of humans who looked bright and glamorous.
Lin Mian: Meow, meow, meow! (acting cute) (flopping onto his back)
These weren't stupid two-legged creatures at all. They were his long-term meal tickets! Fifteen years of luxury!
Just as the manager had said, no one could resist little Lin Mian. And Lin Mian only rewarded the two-legged creatures after they offered him food, with things like letting them rub his paw pads or stroke his belly.
He just couldn't figure out why none of the two-legged creatures ever kept him for very long. Before long, each one would abandon him for one reason or another.
Lin Mian: Meow, meow.
So what? The next two-legged creature will be even more obedient!
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In the livestream of the survival variety show, contestants whose true forms were ferocious beasts struggled against one another. But for some reason, a little pink cat seemed to have wandered into the mix.
[What an adorable kitten. Too bad it's about to die.]
[Some contestants keep calling it a cute little kitty. Where'd this walking ration come from?]
[Wait, it's not a cat. It's a contestant too!]
[Waaah, that tummy is so white, and those paws look so soft. I hope we get to see the kitty contestant again next round.]
[The kitty contestant got carried through to the next round again! The Cat Cult really is the greatest!]
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Every contestant on the survival variety show was a future pillar of the interstellar world. Their achievements in such a dangerous competition would be the best proof of their abilities.
Halfway through the show, a fluffy, delicate little pink cat suddenly appeared.
(First glance) It's just a cat, right? Nothing can stop us from winning.
(Second glance) Wait, it doesn't seem to be a cat... It's a contestant too.
(Third glance) It knows how to roll over! Its fur looks so soft, and it's kind of cute. Let's keep it around for now.
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After the show ended, someone suddenly told Lin Mian that he wasn't actually a cat, but a two-legged creature modeled after one. The two-legged creatures who had kissed and cuddled him all wanted his contact information, saying they wanted to grow closer to him.
There were so many of them that they started fighting before any of them could even get to him.
Lin Mian: ???!
How did I suddenly go from being the beloved kitty to a heartless playboy cat who dates everyone and recognizes no one?!
Theme: Meow meow meow meow meow