The Greatest Slacker in the Cultivation World

Zou Ehuang transmigrates into a cultivation world on the eve of her graduation. After countless hardships, fighting people and fighting heaven, she finally succeeds through her own ability... At lying flat and ranking last in Penglai's performance reviews for five thousand years. Everyone says Zou Ehuang of Penglai is a famous waste of space, so useless that even though she's a sword cultivator, she's never once drawn her life-bound sword. Until one day, as the most senior martial aunt, she's assigned to escort disciples to a trial. On the way, they encounter a Mahayana demon king who's lain low for more than a decade and plans to make a comeback. To protect the Penglai disciples, Zou Ehuang steels herself and stands at the front. Just as everyone is moved to tears, certain she won't survive she reaches for the sword wrapped in black cloth on her back. That day, a sword shoots through the sky, piercing the fourteen provinces. Across the four seas and all the lands beneath heaven, none could resist it. Everyone who saw it was utterly captivated. * A passerby says admiringly, "Is that the legendary Guanshan disciple of your Penglai Dao Ancestor? She's incredible, practically punching Kunlun and kicking the Demon Emperor!" The person he's grabbed hurriedly backs away. "No, that's the Second Martial Aunt I told you about." "What?!" The passerby is stunned. "She's the Second Martial Aunt you said spends all day stealing chickens and dogs, hasn't improved her cultivation in years, and relies on magic treasures and pills to prop herself up, " Zou Ehuang, walking ahead of them, stumbles. * Later, everyone says that Penglai's Second Martial Aunt has a life-bound sword that never leaves its sheath. When she meets demons, she slays demons. When she meets gods, she slays gods. She follows the way of keeping a low profile to reach the highest heavens. #When I was fifteen, my senior brother told me I was one of the women in the harem of a chosen one #I spent five thousand years nervously hiding in Penglai, honing my sword #Only to finally meet the chosen one when he was just five #(A weary college student's wry smile) #Light ensemble cast #A female lead who transmigrates into a book vs. male leads who are reborn #Couldn't stay hidden / I'm coming clean / I'm done pretending An unconventional cultivation story, based on my own take on the genre. I wanted to show off, but didn't really pull it off. Not a power fantasy, not a strong female lead. 70% anti-piracy chapters. A female lead who attracts everyone's attention. The three-foot sword in the case on her back in the one-line synopsis is from Lu Dongbin. Theme: Everyone needs to find a reason for their existence.