How do you become the kind of neighbor everyone loves?
First, you need a well-paying job.
· A senior white-collar salary is certainly nice, but a secret side hustle where the investment and returns are inversely proportional will attract the attention of the simple, local residents even more.
· If you don't have a day job, a part-time gig will do in a pinch~
Suspicious MAX Red Robin: So, is this why you're painting the walls at Arkham Asylum and playing an extreme game of Werewolf?
New neighbor checking in everywhere on arrival: Huh? I was just walking home some vulnerable people who got the entry hours wrong. What's the problem?
Next, you need a property with a bed of your own.
· An old apartment building in the historic district is your best bet!
Located in Gotham's prime GCPD territory, this property guarantees you'll experience the local old-fashioned hospitality as soon as you arrive.
And this versatile French-style apartment building, renovated by native creatures, lets you pursue all kinds of side hustles while keeping the harmless little secrets of the neighborhood safe. You can even raise the secret little helpers you need~
The Big Blue Bird, who would rather not give his name: Sir, tell me the truth... what's with all these kids running errands for you? Gotham's child welfare agency is going to come snooping.
Old-fashioned neighbor determined to keep every minor fed: Hey, bro? They run errands, I feed them, and I even pay them ten bucks a pop! Jealous?
And~ build up your connections as much as possible, and share treats with every NPC.
· Hey~ I didn't make this up, okay?
A good neighbor needs friends, and an excellent neighbor should have partners all over town. Who could hate a nice young man who brings maple syrup cookies to the neighbors and helps sort out their dramatic family relationships?
· Except for the stuffy old curmudgeons who hate to see anyone get along.
Good neighbor offering treats with a raised hand: Want a buckwheat pancake? A low-sugar version for middle-aged and elderly folks?
The gloomy one refusing the treat: ... (an unapproving look) ...
Oh, right! To get off to a good start, why not try making a dazzling entrance at a community event?
Your very own "Gotham Good Neighbor Handbook" is now fully loaded.
Any other questions?
“Hmm~ Does this count?”
Noel, obscure [Spider-Man Noir] secret identity, forced to leave New York with nothing after failing to kick the bucket, then arrested the moment he reached Gotham and cast as the male hostage in a romance movie: ...
“, Isn't this welcome party treating me a little too much like an outsider?~”
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Noel Kafka, whose words have a way of coming true, transmigrated.
With guidance from the System, he could become a superhero and fight evil!
"Then I want to be the Spider-Man everyone loves!!!"
No one in the world hates the little spider!
And if they do, it's because they've never met a friendly, harmonious New York neighbor!!
Unfortunately, just as he and his unlucky little System were starting to work some friendship magic, his client's demands sank them: "This reeks too much of the stuff next door", "The MV legal department lost a copyright lawsuit and a lot of rights", and "The world is about to fall under a curse from the DC universe".
Noel: Huh, that's so DC, with its dark metal aesthetic!
What realistic dark humor!!!
His specific mission was to collect scattered character rights and change the world's disintegrating fate before it was destroyed.
But Noel...
Couldn't make an appearance because of the copyright issue.
P.S. While the Host is in action, they must evade the world consciousness's legal department and its copyright-infringement SWAT team.
P.P.S. This is a DC world, after all. You're crashing here from the world next door to the one next door.
“Even more realistic! Can I take that back and choose again?”
", No."
Noel: Ah...
"But I can give you a few other little Spiders as a consolation prize~"
Ta-da!
And so Spider-Man Noir made his dazzling entrance!
Honestly, Noel absolutely loved that retro black trench coat!
Noel: He has a web-shooter! A web-shooter!! The original web-shooter!!!
Injustice: Uh, it's just a revolver.
Noel: No! It's not a revolver! It's love! It's the dawn of a new age, shining like holy light!
Want to save the world?
A compromise trench-coat Spider-Man isn't enough?
No problem, there are other NPCs here for you to load, possibly in a heartfelt performance by the System!
Here, you'll find...
Reliable big brother, actually the youngest? Scarlet Spider: What has that idiot in the web mask done now?
Escaped the Green Goblin curse, true childhood friend, rare rich kid Harry Osborn: Hey, Pe... Noel? The team I put together with Iron Fist made the playoffs. Want to rent half a court with MJ this week?
Forever the No. 1 bug fan, Agent Venom:, The little Spider is always the best!!!
Where did all these Spider-themed superheroes on Gotham's streets come from?
It's time to show those old guys who failed Reverse Psychology 101 what real brotherly affection looks like!
“Communication can prevent more than thirty percent of the world's violent conflicts.”
In an office with Gotham's distinctive style, a private detective wearing a waterproof trench coat from the Great Depression made an honest cup of cocoa for a certain B.
“...Honestly, sir.”
“Sometimes you can't blame the Hood for not appreciating the local crime boss's kindness. I sincerely suggest you learn a thing or two about family communication from your investors. Gotham's sweetheart, who means what he says, would never throw a sleepover party with his own kids that keeps them out all night and gets other people hurt.”
The pajama prince who had just been called out: ...
The little birds listening in online: Pfft!
Noel, the sly one pretending not to know the whole story: Huh? Providing the community with Bat-themed laughs is an essential skill for every good neighbor~~ Who can blame me? I'm the youngest and most rebellious of the top-tier stars!
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Reader's note:
#As usual, OOC warning. I love the best Spider-Man!
#This is just a happy, everyday comedy full of banter. It should be, probably... yeah, definitely! I'm a devoted HE fan, so let's all have fun chatting and poking fun, and just don't ruin things for other people.
#Anyway, welcome, and enjoy~!~!
Theme:, I love Ultimate Spider-Man!!!
The writing is quite beautiful, but the plot progress is very slow [cheek support]
I remember that in some universes, Harley was brainwashed by the Joker, um, yes
Come on, it's so beautiful [laughing loudly][laughing loudly][laughing loudly]
Richard warning——(Erkang hand)jpg.——
It's okay, I have a spider sense
Let's change the cover for the time being. The handicap party's strength is limited, so everyone can take a look!