A Foodie's Revenge

Emperor Taizong of Tang held a locust in his hand and said solemnly, "The people depend on grain as they depend on the sky. I will not let you keep taking their food! If you have a spirit, do not eat my grain. I would rather offer you my own guts!" Having spoken, he raised his hand and swallowed the locust whole. Everyone around him knelt, and tears streamed from every eye. Inside his belly, the locust spirit Le Zhihuang jumped up and down, cursing, "Li Shimin, I'll screw your ancestors!" How will the love story (?) between a grass-roots goblin and the reincarnation of Emperor Taizong of Tang end, when the grudge of being eaten is a hatred that cannot be reconciled? Please enjoy the Heavenly Court's blockbuster: The Foodie's Revenge! Le Zhihuang looked around in bewilderment. "Who called me? Is it time to eat?" This story's CP is a silly, naive little goblin and a poker-faced urban professional. If you don't like this premise, please just click the X. See you in my next story The green hills remain unchanged, and the clear waters flow on and on, la-li-ge-lang But if this story catches your eye, then please, Daoist, take in this silly little goblin~~~ [Click below the story to bookmark it]↓↓ My stories, feel free to click through and transmigrate~ (listed in order of publication) Theme: