One ordinary high school boy, Jian Huizhou, received a text message during break: "Hello. Let's get married."
Jian Huizhou: Spam. Reply TD to unsubscribe.
1.
Jian Huizhou got married. His partner was a huge white wolf.
[Can you believe it? It's the 22nd century and they're pulling this arranged-marriage stuff on me!]
Jian Huizhou: I'm not going to submit.
But the big white wolf was powerful, rich, influential, handsome, and built like a dream. More importantly, he looked like he knew a thing or two about fighting.
Jian Huizhou, who had planned not to submit: ...
I submit.
2.
Having submitted, Jian Huizhou became a married man, even though he was still a high school boy.
[High school boy storms the demon clan's lair!]
Jian Huizhou followed Bai Jie home, brimming with a hundred and twenty percent curiosity about the new map.
The easygoing Wolf King said, "Go play."
You don't know how bad it can be until you try.
Jian Huizhou had terrible luck and never checked the almanac before going out. He went straight into the water!
Bai Jie: ?!
Jian Huizhou: Glug glug...
3.
One day, Jian Huizhou sat on the sofa, muttering nonstop:
"Bai Jie, come eat some dragon fruit... dry my hair... get me a bottle of cola. Actually, forget it, I'll make you a cup of coffee..."
Bai Jie had been behind Jian Huizhou, putting together a discarded Lego set the original owner had abandoned. He stood up, bent down, and kissed that chattering mouth.
At last quiet, Jian Huizhou: That's better.
1.
In the blink of an eye, heartthrob Jian Huizhou was taken. His partner was handsome, tall, imposing, and dashing, winning the approval of even the persistent admirers who had refused to give up.
Everyone: A marriage that turns into love?
Bai Jie: This is a reunion with an old flame.
2.
[What do I do if my wife is an idiot?]
This may be the demon clan leader's biggest dilemma right now.
The good news: His wife of many years had finally been reincarnated and had turned eighteen, so they could get married.
The bad news: He was even more of an idiot than before.
Theme: Love and peace are the world's central themes
Check in! I haven't logged into V yet today!? Oh, I only entered on the 10th
Report! This tea update squats in advance and receives OvO~ The new pit has been renamed "Don't Dig My Ancestor's Grave". I am afraid of being attacked by ghosts and I am more stupid than a Taoist priest. You are welcome to click on the column to adopt a young author. You are also welcome to come to weib to play with me. [When Chu Qinyu saw Gubie for the first time, he felt his heart pounding and beating violently. Assistant following behind: "Boss! He is the one who dug your ancestral grave!" 1. Chu Qinyu recently received a task email, asking him to help a person with no social experience complete a prestigious assessment. Change the angle and raise a gangster. Chu Qinyu:... Can you refuse to accept it? After hesitating for less than a minute, retribution came—— "Boss! Something happened!" Chu Qinyu (blaming gaze): Why are you panicking? Speak slowly. Assistant (with a sincere look): Oh, okay. Your ancestral grave has been dug up. 2. Chu Qinyu has been suffering from liver qi stagnation recently. And the origin of all things lies in the man who dug up his ancestral grave: Gubie. Very difficult to raise. When he first met Chu Qinyu, he gave Chu Qinyu a shovelful of eggs. After he was captured, he held the shovelful of eggs and asked him if he had anything to eat. Chu Qinyu, who had no choice but to raise him: ... Forget about choking him to death. 3. Chu Qinyu had never encountered such an unreasonable task. He wants to follow Gubie to catch ghosts. Mr. Qingtian, my Chu Qinyu is a staunch materialist! Where does this world come from? Nonsense! Gu Bie picked up the ghost and came over to comfort him and pat him: "Don't shake, let's call it a day." Chu Qinyu: "..." 1. Gu Bie is a young Taoist priest from Zhixing Pavilion. According to the sect's rules, it's time to go down the mountain to practice. So he went down the mountain with a small bundle on his back. Passing by the hills in the suburbs, he realized something was wrong. Farewell to the ancient path of justice: I'm coming! After touching the formation and getting beaten, the path of justice became honest. Half of it fell into the soil, waiting for someone to rescue it. After waiting for a long time, I found a sneaky man digging in the soil angrily. Gubie:! Don't even think about destroying other people's homes! Go down with a shovel and dig straight. The two "grave robbers" looked at each other. (Chu Qinyu, a descendant of the owner of the tomb: There is still a natural law!) 2. The teacher asked Gubie to find a guide after going down the mountain. The person was found, but the ancestral grave was also dug up by him. Arrested Gubie: OvO (pleasant smile) Facilitator Chu Qinyu: OnO (not smiling) Don't feel like you owe too much, so you have to work hard to catch ghosts and maintain social justice! However, Chu Qinyu ate a large table of food before work started. His guide also asked him to eat slowly so as not to choke. It was so touching that I had one more bowl. 3. The work in Gubie went very smoothly. Holding a thick stack of talismans and scattering them wherever you go, your work efficiency is visibly high. With his unremitting efforts! The Beijing Police Department solved many difficult cases and awarded him the title of "Professional Metaphysical Consultant". But—— What is his little assistant shaking at?
Suddenly I found that I didn't have many coins. I didn't have enough to buy it. I'll wait until I like it for a few days before I can play again!
Let's talk about it. It's such an outrageous plot.
You updated it, but I have no coins... Can the author give me a few (fuck, I am shameless, just kidding, I will save the coins myself)
It's coming, it's coming, I'm looking forward to it! 💪
Spread the flowers Spread the flowers Spread the flowers
I'm about to go into V (fear, flip, fall to the ground) haha, those red envelopes I collected can come in handy, hahaha
Yeah, yeah, the new cover is so cute.
Claw! (Quietly ask, do you look familiar to me during this time?)