My name is Yun Tang, and I transmigrated into a book. I landed in a fantasy novel that had been on hiatus for three years. By all rights, I should have become a cannon-fodder female side character with the same name, hanging around the male and female leads and helping their romance along.
Thinking about getting to see how their relationship developed, I was kind of looking forward to it.
But I never imagined I’d turn into a plant called zhe’ergen. You read that right, zhe’ergen. I gave off a supercharged, extra-pungent zhe’ergen PULS smell, and passersby had this to say about it:
Like a knife that’s been rusting for twenty years, used to kill a fish that’s been dead for ten days, and then licked.
Like the taste of dead fish fermented in rotting soil.
It was undoubtedly a disastrous start, but luckily, it seemed I didn’t have a System or any weird tasks to complete. Otherwise, I wouldn’t know what to do. Should I stink out the female lead with my rotten-fish-and-shrimp stench, stink the male lead to death, make both of them throw up until they got gastroenteritis, and then have them fall in love at first sight at the clinic?
My relief lasted less than a minute before the System dropped out of the sky and told me I had to complete a mission: win over the villain.
No matter how I looked at it, I couldn’t see what those four words,
It's okay, good health is the most important [Bi Xin]
Our broken ears are also getting better!