The Insectoid Star System Got a Deltamethrin Makeover

[1v1 interstellar sweet romance]

On an ordinary day, there was an ordinary Zerg.

It ordinarily flattened a human base and built an ordinary nest.

It raised its three-meter-tall head and looked down arrogantly. Staring at the protagonist who had delivered himself to its door, it bared its sharp mouthparts.

Weak little human, hehehehehehe... Huh?

Wait, what did he just take out?!

In an instant, an ancient memory buried in the species' genes awakened.

The giant insect's feet slipped.

No! It's bloodline suppression!

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When facing powerful enemies, all you need is the most primitive weapon.

Yu Shuang stepped into the interstellar apocalypse and calmly bent down to face the strongest Zerg in the universe.

Then

Slowly raised a slipper.

It's just an ordinary cockroach. So what if it's three meters tall?

Take this, my 9.9-yuan, free-shipping Pinduoduo slipper technique! I'll splatter you all!

And if that doesn't work, he's still got a bottle of Raid in his bag!

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Human Base No. 080 fell. General Lu Jianye personally led a fleet on a rescue mission and detected a life signal inside the Zerg nest.

The giant insect's threat rating was A+, and the rescue difficulty was S-level.

Determined never to abandon a single human, General Lu ventured alone into the enemy's lair.

What he saw was

Slippers and insecticide flying through the air. The giant insect unconscious, its larvae scurrying away in terror.

A young man cursing furiously: "Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap..."

The killing intent around Lu Jianye abruptly vanished.

Yu Shuang swallowed the rest of his profanity.

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Before transmigrating, Yu Shuang had just read the novel his cousin recommended, "The Rise of a Good-for-Nothing Male Zerg: Two Hundred Dominant Military Females Fall in Love with Me".

He looked at the few surviving cockroaches, then at Lu Jianye's handsome features and crisp military uniform. Hesitantly, he asked, "Uh... are they your family?"

Lu Jianye: "..." Sometimes going out alone is a helpless experience.

After accepting the transmigration premise, Yu Shuang was full of hope. "Haha, Heaven took pity on me after all those years of being poor! It's finally my turn to be the transmigration protagonist! What should I use to conquer the stars and make a hundred million in three days? Food, livestreaming, farming? ...Could some lovestruck female Zerg come confess to me?"

Lu Jianye said fairly, "You've got some unusual tastes. That spider down there looks female. Want me to catch it for you?"

The giant spider was five meters tall. Yu Shuang fainted on the spot.

On day number whatever of his transmigration, Yu Shuang finally found the right golden finger. Standing before the human space force, he raised a slipper high and shouted, "Fight for humanity!!!"

At his command, one hundred thousand troops raised their slippers in unison, and charged toward the sea of stars to liberate all of humanity.

After humanity's victory, a reporter from the universe asked, "Hello, Mr. Yu, the richest man in the universe! Could you share how you came up with the secret to exterminating the insects?"

Yu Shuang smiled calmly. "You probably won't believe this, but I was only trying to earn enough to pay off my mortgage... I never expected to save the world by accident."

* Lu Jianye x Yu Shuang, silly, lighthearted sweet romance

* [Important] This is interstellar fantasy with a fictional setting. Please don't confuse it with reality! And definitely don't spray pesticides in urban areas!

* First published on Jinjiang Literature City. Thank you for supporting the official release! Readers, please feel free to offer suggestions and point out errors =u=

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Upcoming novel "Me, an Award-Winning Actor, Playing the Tragic Romance Heroine?": silly comedy + quick transmigration + 1v1

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Shen Yao was on the brink of death when a quick-transmigration System grabbed him as a body to throw into those fake-person stories you find by tossing something into the brain.

He had to play a role to buy his life?

Shen Yao burst out laughing.

He'd been working in vertical short dramas for three years. Playing domineering CEOs was his job!

But he never expected the System's mission to be: "Next, you will play the heroine..."

System: "Huh, why is it a man? Oh well, just make do."

Shen Yao: ???

*World One: He was the real heiress, no, the real crown prince, of the Shen family in Jiang City. In his previous life, his family and fiance despised him, and the fake heiress killed him. This time, he'll take back everything that belongs to him!

Trash father: "Zihan will always be our daughter and your younger sister."

Housekeeper: "The young lady is used to the big room. The young master is different. He can sleep in the basement."

Biased older brother: "Zihan is my only sister!"

After hearing them out, Shen Yao sprang into action. First slap for the trash father, second for the housekeeper, third for his biased older brother!

The System was on the verge of collapse. "What are you doing?! Why did you steal the male lead's scene?"

Shen Yao: "Sorry... occupational hazard..."

His fiance, a domineering CEO with whom he'd been engaged since childhood, arrived late and stared in shock. "...You got engaged without checking each other's sex?"

*World Two: Secretary Shen had been the CEO's secret lover for five years. He thought the CEO was cold by nature, only to discover that the CEO's tenderness was reserved for someone else.

The glamorous female supporting character, a new intern, made her entrance. Secretary Shen was kicked out of the CEO's love life and transferred to the reception desk at work.

Shen Yao: "I made two hundred million in five years and can make ten thousand a month while slacking off at work. But I'm supposed to envy an intern making three thousand a month, who works overtime for free, keeps the boss company, and goes to drinking parties...?"

CEO: "Was I paying Secretary Shen a high salary to humiliate him by making him guard the front door?"

Shen Yao and the CEO: "Am I crazy?!"

*World Three: In the chancellor's poorest year, the eldest daughter of the Shen family... no, the eldest son of the Shen family, broke off their engagement. But after rising to the highest position in the court, the chancellor sent an elaborate bridal procession to bring the eldest Shen son home.

Everyone said the chancellor was deeply in love. Only the eldest Shen son knew he was doing it to humiliate him!

Shen Yao: "So it's time to be humiliated with delicious food, fine clothes, gold, and jade again, is it?"

*World Four: The general left on campaign on his wedding night. Three years later, he returned victorious with a woman.

Supporting character: "A sheltered lady like the general's wife surely isn't a suitable match for him."

Shen Yao cracked his knuckles. "Is that so? If you don't know the marriage law, I happen to know a few things about fighting."

Everyone: "Huh? Nobody said the general was gay!"

Theme: Only by mastering science and technology can we create a better tomorrow.