Hey, Can I See Your Abs?

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As a medical student who had been in school for six months, Lin Zhao had come to deeply understand the famous eight-character saying: Encourage people to study medicine, and lightning will strike you down!

She was constantly swinging between studying like crazy and banging her head against the wall. How could anyone study medicine without going insane?

Finally, one night when she was on the verge of a breakdown, Lin Zhao posted on Weibo:

“I want to study the human abdominal muscle groups in depth. Ideally, they’d be clearly defined. I have no ulterior motives. I’m contributing to medical science.”

The post immediately got a like from a friendly netizen, who commented: I’d like to contribute.

Lin Zhao assumed they were just talking big, never expecting them to message her directly.

Study? Fine, she’d study right away, okay?!

*

Gu You fell for a younger schoolmate in high school. He took the entrance exam for C University for her, intending to pursue her fiercely once she started college, but her audacity online scared him so badly that he didn’t dare meet her in person.

He posted on Zhihu:

“What should I do? The person I like knows who I am, but doesn’t really know me. How should I confess? I’m in a real hurry, please help.”

A wily, scheming, dark-hearted heroine who loves to tease x a cold, aloof, secretly passionate hero who walks right into her trap like a puppy

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A drama-loving, goofy, hugely popular actress x a cool, refined, extremely possessive hottie

Duan Huaixi has a histrionic personality. She feels uncomfortable if she doesn’t act out at least once a day. That’s what her best friend says.

Backstage at an awards ceremony, Duan Huaixi and her best friend launched into an intensely awkward performance.

“I just love him! Even if he hits me, I still love him!”

“He said he’d give me a lifetime together. I can wait.”

“He wasn’t like this before. He’ll change...”

Her best friend: (speechless.jpg) (cold stare.jpg) (get lost.jpg)

Her impromptu performance, delivered with only fifty percent acting skill, left a senior in the industry completely stunned. He expressed concern for Duan Huaixi.

Duan Huaixi: (head empty.jpg) Did this guy actually believe me?

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Zhou Jingzhi is an original singer who debuted very early and has an impressive career. In recent years, apart from releasing albums, he has rarely appeared in public. The paparazzi once caught him doing the most unexpected thing in his spare time: spinning a diabolo in the park with a bunch of old men (not really).

His agent signed him up for a variety show to clear up misunderstandings and show people who he really was.

During filming, Zhou Jingzhi noticed that the girl who had once cried to her friend about wanting to get back together with a scumbag was there, and so was the scumbag. It looked like their old romance was rekindling.

During a break in filming, Zhou Jingzhi called the girl over and, against his principles, started badmouthing someone else. “He’s no good. He doesn’t deserve you.”

Duan Huaixi: (Buddha is speechless.jpg) If you’re sick, get treatment. Don’t say weird things out of nowhere.

But a good actress never lets a scene fall flat. Duan Huaixi laid on the sweet talk. Life was all about acting.

“I just want someone to love me. (wipes away tears.jpg)”

Zhou Jingzhi: (teary-eyed.jpg) (heartbroken.jpg) The girl needs someone to care for her!

As he continued caring for her, Zhou Jingzhi ended up giving her his heart.

Seeing the girl getting tangled up with her ex-boyfriend, jealousy surged through Zhou Jingzhi’s eyes like a storm.

In a secluded corner, he pinned Duan Huaixi against the wall and kissed her passionately. When she broke free, his gaze darkened.

“You can be with your ex-boyfriend, but I, your current boyfriend, can’t even kiss you?”

[Reader’s Guide]:

1. All professional knowledge in this story comes from the internet and should not be taken as reliable reference material. The author’s knowledge is limited, so please be understanding.

2. The college life in this story is highly idealized. This is basically a real-world version of a Mary Sue story.

3. The hero is in the weaker position emotionally, secretly loving her in a self-effacing way. The heroine takes the lead in their relationship early on, but this is still a boy-girl romance.

4. Nothing in the story’s fictional setting is based on reality.

5. The heroine really is very, very awful. If you’re uncomfortable with bad women, read with caution.

Theme: Be brave enough to be yourself. The future is waiting for you.