Wu Mian, a mercenary in the apocalypse, wakes up to find she has transmigrated into an interstellar prison at the center of the galaxy.
Her cellmates are all bizarrely shaped. As an ordinary upright ape from Earth, she has no idea what's going on.
Cellmate No. 1: How did you end up here?
Now that she's here, she might as well put on a good act. These people look vicious and dangerous. When you're out in the world, you get to define your own identity, so she may as well brag herself up to the heavens.
Wu Mian clears her throat: I blew up 300 planets.
Cellmate No. 2 gasps: How could an ordinary ape like you pull off something that grand?
With her eloquence and personal charm [mostly her absurd combat strength], Wu Mian silences every voice of doubt.
With her fearsome reputation, she thought she could put the matter to rest once and for all, with no worries left, and happily sit in prison forever~
Prison guard: You've done all those terrible things, too? Your sentence needs to be reassessed!
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Theme: Bragging makes your nose grow long, shame on you.
