[Blurb]
Eve transmigrated into a dating sim, accompanied by an artificial idiot who claimed to be a System.
The System told her that she could return to reality only after successfully winning over the most important person in this world: the protagonist.
Unfortunately, the System lived up to its name. Its data was garbled, its intelligence was abysmal, and it couldn't figure out who the protagonist was.
System (brimming with confidence): See that arrogant white-haired delinquent? In my years of dating experience, someone that domineering has to be the protagonist.
Eve: OK.
After finally raising the white-haired delinquent's affection to 100 percent, the System stammered that it might have picked the wrong person.
System: Sorry... I didn't realize this was a sweet romance game. Trust me one more time: the protagonist must be the white-haired delinquent's best friend, that fox-eyed boy!
Eve (dubious): ...Are you serious?
Eve had no choice but to sneak around behind the back of her former love interest and nervously raise his friend's affection level.
After she finally won over the fox-eyed boy, and narrowly avoided being caught two-timing them both, the idiot System awkwardly told her that it seemed they had transmigrated to the wrong point in the timeline.
Eve: ...
I think you want me dead.
System (panicked and flustered, making grand promises): Host, stay calm! It's not time to despair yet. Once we get back to the right timeline, I can create a whole new secret identity for you!
Eve believed the System's nonsense, then watched as its data completely scrambled and it went insane.
Target 3: A pure-love warrior haunted by a cursed queen, with enormous potential. He's the protagonist, definitely him!
Target 4: A uniquely gifted genius sorcerer. He's the protagonist, definitely him!
Target N: ...He's the protagonist, definitely him!
Eve: ...Let's just die together.
The secret identity created by the System was full of flaws, and her former targets soon recognized her.
The once arrogant white-haired delinquent had become a mature? Dependable? teacher. He cornered Eve against the wall, step by step.
His sky-blue eyes were filled with tightly repressed emotion.
"Don't you have anything to say to me?"
Eve looked calm on the outside, though she was panicking inside. Still, she stubbornly put on a brave face.
"What is there to say about a relationship that ended before it even began?"
The gentle fox-eyed boy had become a man who smiled with a knife behind his back. Beneath his flawless smile lay deep-seated obsession and gloom.
"Long time no see, Xiao Fu... You haven't forgotten me, have you?"
"A good ex should act like they're dead... Oh, I almost forgot. We never made things official, so I guess you don't count as my ex."
Also rushing toward this battlefield of romantic chaos were the pure-love warrior, the genius sorcerer, Sukuna's vessel...
Eve, who had lost all will to live: ...
Why hasn't the world ended yet?
Thesis: The sun always shines after the storm.
