The Kitty Becomes the Galaxy's Favorite by Gossiping

[I can't keep staying up this late. For my health, updates will now come at midnight.] Qiao Qiao was a white, long-haired cat with the most beautiful blue eyes in the world. After failing his tribulation, he unexpectedly transmigrated to the interstellar era. Even more unexpectedly, Qiao Qiao was bound to a human-gossip System filled with all kinds of juicy secrets. A hardcore internet addict and fun-loving cat who adored gossip, Qiao Qiao's eyes lit up! What he didn't know was that the gossip System had developed a bug while crossing through time and space. Without Qiao Qiao knowing it, the people around him could hear his thoughts whenever he was gossiping! The gray star belt between the Federation and the Empire was home to countless illegal space pirates, as well as the largest underground auction house in the interstellar era. When Qiao Qiao opened his eyes, he found himself locked in a specially made metal cage, while the auctioneer beside him loudly introduced him: A cat from the long-lost ancient Blue Star. Qiao Qiao: ... He yawned lazily, stretched along the edge of the cage, and flicked his tail twice in annoyance. The previously calm and uneventful auction instantly went wild. In the end, Qiao Qiao was bought by a greasy, potbellied middle-aged man and presented as a gift to a handsome man. Looking at the man, who smiled but had distant eyes, the unhappy little cat Qiao Qiao smacked away the hand reaching toward him. Qiao Qiao: What are you putting on an act for? You don't even like me, yet you still reach out to touch me. Have you washed your hands? The Emperor of the Empire, who had gone out in plain clothes and had mysophobia, froze with his hand outstretched. Qiao Qiao: And you, fatso, stop smiling. Makeup can't even hide those dark circles. Looks like you had a great time with those three celebrities last night. The nobleman trying to curry favor with the Emperor turned pale. Qiao Qiao: And that guy behind the smiling tiger, why are you grinning like that? Your sister's about to get conned into going to a garbage planet. The smile of the general accompanying the Emperor stiffened. Qiao Qiao focused on reading the gossip System and snarking to himself, completely unaware of the changes in the people around him. He even cheerfully swished his tail against the hand of the Empire's big shot. Wow, looks like interstellar life is pretty "colorful" too. [Reader's Guide] 1. The love interest is a white, long-haired cat with blue eyes. >>>>>>> A preview of my upcoming story, which I'll write next or the one after! All the SSS-Ranks in the Galaxy Are My Dads, the first book on my profile Shi Yanzhi got his name because he was born as the result of an experiment. Luckily, a band of space pirates rescued him during a rebellion in the laboratory. Humans raised through genetic cultivation have unavoidable defects. Shi Yanzhi spent his first ten years in a life-support container. It wasn't until he was eleven that he finally got to walk beneath the sun. Shi Yanzhi grew up among the space pirates. When he turned sixteen, his adoptive father, who had rescued him, packed him off to the Empire to go to school. Shi Yanzhi: ? Can I skip class? In the year 4202 of the interstellar era, the Empire and the Federation suffered the largest theft in history. The genetic database containing the records of countless people, from the Imperial family down to ordinary citizens, had been stolen. Once the news broke, the public was thrown into a panic. The illegal underground laboratory was promptly destroyed. Unfortunately, to eliminate the evidence, the person in charge had secretly destroyed the first batch of cultivated embryos long ago. Sixteen years later, a handsome, slender young man entered the Imperial Military Academy. During a competition between the Empire and the Federation, he triggered a mental resonance with all of the few SSS-Ranks in the entire interstellar world. That's right: mental resonance is the most accurate way to determine whether someone is a parent or child :) A post suddenly appeared on the largest anonymous forum on the Star Network. Question: What should I do if five men suddenly show up claiming to be my dad? Answer: Make them fight. The winner gets to be your real dad. A fight was out of the question. They were all important public figures, and they had to maintain some dignity in front of their son. But they could win him over with fatherly love. Shi Yanzhi's life became full of troubles. When he opened his eyes in the morning, his dad, the Emperor of the Empire, had prepared a loving breakfast for him. When he left for class, his dad, the wealthiest man in the interstellar world, was waiting at the door, hoping to fly him to school. During tactical class, his dad, a general, showed up and announced that he would be teaching their courses this semester. After school, his dad, a diplomat based in the distant Federation, tutored him in Federation language as usual. Before bed, his dad, a famous actor and singer, wanted to sing him a lullaby over a video call. Shi Yanzhi: ??? No, seriously, what's wrong with you people?! Theme: Morality can help human society achieve a higher standard of living