[This is too hard to write. I'll continue when the time is right.]
My ex-husband died. I stabbed him to death with my own sword.
Those who cultivate the Dao have unusual bodies. When they die, their bodies turn into golden smoke and vanish on the spot.
Good news: I don't have to clean up the scene.
Bad news: Damn, I didn't preserve any evidence.
His disciples and their disciples refuse to believe he's dead. They turn a blind eye to the bloodied sword in my hand and dig up every inch of the place to find him.
They torture me. "Speak! Where have you hidden the Sword Venerable?"
Me: ?
Your Sword Venerable has already been resurrected six times. You're asking me?
Good news: My ex-husband has come back to life again.
Bad news: He's got a different face.
Even better news: I really like his new face.
Resurrection makes you lose your memories. His disciples don't recognize him and are about to kill him on the spot.
Me: Why is this brat so stubborn? He is the Sword Venerable!
Evidence... uh... does being attuned to each other's hearts count?
When luck drops right into your lap, even he can't believe it. The Sword Venerable has important duties, so I deceive him, claiming that I'm deeply in love with my ex-husband, and that I saved him only to take him as a replacement.
I make him imitate my ex-husband, gradually taking the Sword Venerable's place.
The plan works perfectly, except that he always comes to my bed in the dead of night to warm my hands, my feet, and my blankets.
As he leaves, he casually asks when I'm planning to "remarry" him.
Me: "..."
"Be good. No rush on that."
"First, let me feel your abs."
Blushing, he leans down obligingly. "Was your ex-husband in good shape too?"
Huh?
My ex-husband returns at full strength.
In the past, my ex-husband's followers were endlessly critical of me and swore to defend his honor to the death.
Now, they kneel before me one by one, begging me to leave with them.
I look at the person in my arms, barely clinging to life, then at my old flame.
My ex-husband: "Is that stand-in really so captivating to you?"
I smile and draw my blade.
*Written in third person. One-on-one romance, with each version of the man getting jealous of himself. The main and alternate accounts take turns getting jealous.
The main account couldn't win his wife's heart, so he made an alternate account with the face she likes to charm her. His wife knows, and decides to make things even more exciting.
* A rebellious, crafty wife and her sharp, jealous ex-husband and stand-in, each teasing the other. The heroine is into this sort of thing, and the hero is doing his best.
* A mountain of personal headcanons. This writer is still a long way from getting good at this, so please bear with me for now. There are countless great stories on Jinjiang. If this isn't your taste, just pick another.
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Theme: Love can overcome every hardship
Xiao Meng, no one told you that tsundere control has been out of the environment a long time ago. Didn't anyone tell you? Don't you understand the principle of fear of sexual intercourse and deep sexual intercourse?
Sorry, this Meng Shabai is so disgusting, I'll give it up.
Being so irritable makes me feel like a sand man.
What kind of nerves do these two men have?
In order to make myself less painful, I can only give up reading. . . . . It's a pity, I really dislike the characters of the heroine and the hero. But I feel pain when I see the male partner. . . . . . All I can think about is this stinky supporting actor. . Instead of the heroine and the hero. . . . I finally found a very interesting story. . . . But the male partner persuaded him to quit. . . Pain
The male supporting actor is so disgusting. Reminds me of the incompetent and furious men who only swing their swords at the weak in reality. . . . This male supporting actor is so disgusting that I want to give him a negative rating. I really endured it again and again. . . I sincerely suggest that the author should either stop writing such a foul-smelling male supporting character, make him cannon fodder, or de-mine him. Hello, I'm hello, everyone. . . Please, it's really painful for me to watch. . . . . In real life, it's okay to read news about depression. In novels, I also have to feel the heroine's depression. It's really painful for me.
The male supporting actor is really disgusting. . . . . Why does the author set up a male supporting character who is so disgusting to readers? The key is that he is a positive character and an important supporting role. . . . As soon as I saw the male partner, I thought of a domestic violence man in real life, a gangster who relies on violence at every turn. . . I really want to be disgusted by violent men in reality, and I also want to see violent men being influenced in novels. . . . . . I literally vomited blood. . . This world is really too tolerant of violent men. There is no price for beating your wife, children, and classmates. There is no price for the male partner to pinch, beat, and yell at others. It is really painful. What is wrong with this world?
Is it fun to transform a violent murderer? The male supporting actor is really disgusting. When I thought about how such a disgusting male partner would keep jumping around, I had no desire to watch it at all. I really like the female lead and the male lead a lot, but the male counterpart really grossed me out. I'm sorry, I don't want to be pissed off by a male partner to the point of vomiting blood. Abandoned the article
The girls are pretty good, but the male characters are so disgusting. . . . . It's so disgusting that I want to abandon the article.
Why can this bitch do it? . . . This violent maniac should be cannon fodder.