
The Big Bad Fox Makes His Grand Appearance
大坏狐狸,堂堂登场
by Ruli (如栗)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 262k Words
- Chapters
- 85
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
Yantong is a little fox, white and soft, with a little yellow chicken friend who falls from the sky. The little chicken is round and chubby, and will chirp for three days when poked. Not only does it not grow as big as the little fox, it is also very kind to the little fox, offering a big chicken drumstick every day. The little fox was very happy to find a playmate, and lived a life of "playing with women" in the mountains with the chick. Today I'll give the ivy a haircut, tomorrow I'll pluck the dandelion, and the day after tomorrow I'll pop the corn... One day, the little fox had a dream. In the dream, my brother was 996007, and I and the chick were sent to the processing factory by the bad boss because they fell asleep and were made into fox feather dusters and chicken feather dusters. The little fox who was educated about precognitive dreams by the superstitious ivy: Sugar-free white-flour steamed buns scream [I know you are bad, but please don't be bad first] Don't be afraid little chicken, your fox is coming * The little fox didn't expect that the two-headed chicken he picked up would turn out to be a handsome guy with nine heads and a cold face after he picked it up, and he was not as cold or cool as he was! Yan Tong comforted herself, at least she still had the little chick's fat belly to poke. But the air in the city seemed to be too good, and Yan Tong found that her chicken friend had changed from a round potato seed to a shriveled sweet potato stick. Even the human form is getting harder and harder... * The little fox has a good temper, a soft heart, and a bit of stupidity. He never succeeds when he does bad things. After entering the city, he discovered that the most effective way to become a bad fox is to be a big boss, because everyone says capitalists are the worst! So Yucheng was squeezed by 996007, and the monsters who had turned into jobs found a fairy job! Working four days off and three days off, seven insurances and three benefits, food and accommodation are included, and the hourly wage is much higher than the city average. The only requirement for this job is that the prototype has fur. * Huhu B&B has a special business model. The cold-faced two-haired group, the rabbit cat and the snowy owl: one-to-two cold-faced service, forced to love the game! The burr group, the cactus and the little hedgehog: filling the hearts that are scarred by work Competitive flying team... There are also many services such as luxurious one-on-one, rabbit and dog leading the way, immersive plush experience... But the guests were confused by a strange rule. No touching of white dumplings Until a guest who had been waiting for three months rushed into the B&B like a wolf and saw the furry employees he had longed for queuing up to chew fur dumplings. The little hamster handed out his favorite black melon seeds and chirped the hair ball. The guests are salivating. The little hedgehog hugged his beloved candy toy and chirped at the fur ball. The guests were eager to see it. The snowy owl dropped the bird in its mouth with a noble and cool attitude, "You, let me chirp twice." The abandoned bird flew to the fur ball, sat on the nest and chirped~ The guest went completely crazy and stretched out his sinful claws towards the hair ball, but was then chased back by the sudden appearance of the little yellow chicken. Not long after the little chicken finished talking, a young man with a handsome and cold face appeared. The young man picked up the little fox and politely said: "This is the boss. I do not participate in the sleeping service." Jiang Yubai: I can't bear it anymore. There is no need to bear it anymore. Small theater: Jiang Yubai: Has Tongtong become a bad fox today? Manager Tutu: Bad, so bad, Mr. Jiang, the former boss was so angry that he couldn't even eat! Dog Manager: Bad, super bad, boss lady, the boss wants me to sit back and enjoy the fruits of my labor for nothing, eat and wait to die... Shushu employee: Bad, very bad. How can I not come and touch myself for three hours? It's a bit more complicated in the later stages of your career, but it's just a business war between fools, feeding poisonous mushrooms, nibbling the opponent's head hair, etc. O3o The copywriting will change, but the message will remain the same. Reading guide: Jiangyubai x Yantong Two little idiots who are neither very smart, there probably won't be any smart eggs here QAQ, and what's more, they are not real chickens! The word Big Bad Fox is inspired by the animated movie "The Story of the Big Bad Fox", a very cute story. 2024.2.5 Purpose: Eat everything and have balanced nutrition