He Is My Meal Ticket

[No outlines, no brains, no manuscripts, scrolling on the keyboard, turning into an urgent king every day, please read with caution] Traveling through books + being reborn + being funny, Bow~ After crawling in darkness for a month and a half, I finished writing hiahiahia copywriting Friends who die often know that there is always a special group of people who die in all kinds of strange ways, but they are lucky enough to bind the system and embark on a happy road to wealth. Pay attention, this lucky man's name is Xiaoyu. The social animal Xiaoyu was sent flying by Che Chuang today. Three hundred thousand! Yu Chi was proud of the dog leash while trying to climb to the zebra crossing. The good news: He is a lucky man. He is bound to the system through the book. As long as he completes the task, he can get cannon fodder to save his life, and he can marry into a wealthy family with a lot of money. Bad news: He is the beautiful cannon fodder wife of the main villain in the book. His daily KPI is to go to the male protagonist Bai Yueguang behind the villain's back to irritate her, and then get criticized again and again. The goal is to seduce the villain and seize the male protagonist's CP throne. On the way to death, the little cannon fodder kicked the big villain and tied the hands of the white-flowered heroine. Finally, the big villain took advantage of his trick and asked the hero to throw him into the sea to feed the fish. Worse news: Due to the language barrier, the translation system internship period turned into an orange cat that needed to be carried around. During the mission, no one noticed that the translator sometimes had a seizure... ＊ When he met the villain for the first time, Yu Chi greeted him warmly: "Hi~" Villain: "What are you doing?" Real-time translation: "The servant wanders the earth." Villain: "I've been having insomnia since you moved in." Real-time translation: "Irregular menstruation and lack of sleep." Yu Chi looked at Wen Jing shyly: "I didn't expect you to have such a need~" Villain: "It's raining outside." Real-time translation: "Rain's feet dance like trees." Yu Chi: As expected of his husband, his speech is really humorous. During the mission, the plot went astray and the characters kept going OOC. After finally completing the cannon fodder mission, Yu Chi Meimei went offline and fell asleep. When I opened my eyes the next day, I found myself tied to the bed, with the silent villain in front of me. Yu Chi screamed and shed crocodile tears. What Bai Yueguang wants is to ask for it but not get it! Stay away from me ah ah ah ah—— Between being the boss and being the villain, why did you choose to kill him? Yu Chi raised his head with tears in his eyes, trying to save his life with his "weakness". Then I was dumbfounded. Because there were 799 evil villains in just one night, and the beautiful man who had no bossy character was crying. ＊ The villain Wen Jing has a secret, he is reborn. The world line in his previous life forced him to complete the script. He should have been happy to retire, but he was forced to return to the small world to repair the suddenly broken plot. Wen Jing: Three more years of sewing and mending The dull-headed man had convulsions from time to time, and his wife, who misinterpreted his words and died early, ran all the way with the plot, leaving the retirement progress bar in shreds. Wen Jing decided to confess to others. "I'm not the protagonist." (Deep) "When you open your eyes, it's daylight, and when you close your eyes, it's dark. If you're not the protagonist, who are you?" (Plausible words) "Actually -" "I won't let you look down upon yourself like this!" Wen Jing: Damn, he's so special Small theater: Have you given the share transfer letter to the male protagonist? (Serious) Submitted the fragmented version (twisted) Have you established a good relationship with the heroine (serious)? Sisterly love (shy) It's time to be thrown off the cliff by the hero (read the script) Unexpectedly, I am heavier than the original owner (ha↗ha↘) Reading guide: Character: A wealthy tyrant who conscientiously follows the plot × a pretty girl who makes a shocking change in the plot. Double C, double first love, two idiots The translation of convulsions is only for the villain, and not every sentence is convulsive (how can you fall in love if you are all in convulsions), it is twitchy from time to time, and everyone else communicates normally. The system translation bug will be fixed in the future~ The translation is set to take effect as long as the protagonist and the system are within ten meters. It's a little white text with no logic, it's a joy to read. 11.15 After much deliberation, the name was changed back to the previous version. The following is the advance receipt copy Yan Tong is a fox suffering from "dwarfism". She is white and soft, living a life of lovemaking in the mountains. Today I will give the ivy a haircut, tomorrow I will pluck the dandelions, and the day after tomorrow I will pop the corns... One day, a little yellow chicken fell from the sky and knocked out the little fox. The little chicken is round and chubby, and will chirp for three days when poked. Not only does it not grow as big as the little fox, it is also very kind to the little fox, offering a big chicken drumstick every day. Yan Tong was very happy to find his playmate, until he had a dream. In the dream, my brother was 996007, and I and the chick were sent to the processing factory by the bad boss because they fell asleep and were made into fox feather dusters and chicken feather dusters. The little fox who predicted dreams was popularized by the superstitious ivy the day before: QAQ Yan Tong is determined to become a big bad fox and save her brother 996 and her best friend who was turned into a feather duster. ＊ The little fox didn't expect that the two-headed chicken he picked up would turn out to be a handsome guy with nine heads and a cold face after he picked it up, and he was not as cold or cool as he was! Yan Tong comforted herself, at least she still had the little chick's fat belly to poke. But the air in the city seemed to be too good, and Yan Tong found that her chicken friend had changed from a round potato seed to a shriveled sweet potato stick. Even the human form is getting harder and harder. Little Fox: I want chicken, not muscles! ＊ The little fox has a good temper, a soft heart, and a bit of stupidity. He never succeeds when he does bad things. After entering the city, I discovered that the most effective way to become a bad fox is to be a big boss, because everyone says that capitalists are the worst! So Yucheng was squeezed by 996007, and the monsters who had turned into jobs found a fairy job! Working four days off and three days off, seven insurances and three benefits, food and accommodation are included, and the hourly wage is much higher than the city average. The only requirement for this job is that the prototype has fur. The anti-fraud publicity in the city is very good. Everyone does not believe that there is such a good job. They think that if they go there, they will be abducted and taken to the border. So on the first day of recruitment, only a skinny little bird who didn't have enough to eat came to Huhu B&B. The little skinny bird shyly stated his career plan for bird life, "Eat well, sleep, and be touched." Yan Tong: You are admitted! On the second day of recruitment, a fluffy little hamster appeared at the door of Huhu B&B. On the third day, the little meatball hedgehog was left to be slaughtered. —— A new Fox B&B opened in Yucheng. It is very popular because of its special business method. The cold-faced Ermao Group, the Rabbit and the Snowy Owl: one-to-two cold-faced service, allowing you to re-experience the fear of being dominated by your boss. The burr group, the cactus and the little hedgehog: fill in the holes in the heart that have been scarred by work (love love) There are also many services such as luxurious one-on-one, rabbit and dog leading the way, immersive plush experience... But the guests were confused by a strange rule. Please don't touch the white dumplings if you encounter them, you will be scolded Until a guest who had been waiting for three months rushed into the B&B like a wolf and saw a little white ball at the front desk. The guest was about to stretch out his sinful claws towards it, but was stared at and bitten by the little yellow chicken squatting next to him. After the little chicken finished talking, it quickly flapped its wings and flew away, and soon a young man with a handsome and cold face walked out. The young man picked up the little fox and said politely: "This is the boss. I will not participate in the sleeping service." The fox in his arms chirped twice and asked twice a day. "Xiao Bai, did the enemy company go bankrupt today? Have I become the biggest and baddest boss in this area?" There are more opportunities in the later stages of your career, but it's just a fool's business war, feeding poisonous mushrooms and the like. The pace is slow. In the early stage, it mainly prepares the relationship between various monsters. The B&B appears around 120,000 words. The current archive has already included the cold-faced Ermao group of copywriters, and it is updated steadily every day. The copywriting will change, but the message will remain the same. Reading guide: Jiangyubai x Yantong Two little idiots who are neither very smart, there probably won't be any smart eggs here QAQ, and what's more, they are not real chickens! The term Big Bad Fox is inspired by the animated movie "The Big Bad Fox Story", which is very cute. 2024.2.5 I found that saving anything is not as effective as ddl (sliding down), so I wrote the article passionately. Intention: Man can conquer nature