Can't a Corporate Drone Alpha Be Everyone's Favorite?

Also known as How I, an Ordinary Wage Slave, Grabbed My Bucket and Ran in a World Full of Dragons

Blurb:

After working 996 hours and dropping dead in my previous life, Wei Zhen was reborn as a useless female Alpha. She had no choice but to juggle N jobs just to support herself.

[As a driver]

As a driver well versed in human nature, Driver Wei drove smoothly and fast, and always knew exactly when to raise the partition.

Whenever someone gave her a smoldering look, the black-haired female Alpha would pretend to be clueless and finally manage to say, "Sorry, there's someone I like."

Yet she still encountered clients who wouldn't take no for an answer.

A young, beautiful Omega deliberately lowered her voice and stared at her without blinking, her words full of suggestive meaning. "Want some overtime pay?"

Wei Zhen [shy smile]: "Sorry, I have to spend time with my wife and kids after work."

The Alpha regular in the back seat, eavesdropping: "..."

Damn it, how had he never heard that she had a wife and kids?

[As a tutor]

"Teacher, what kind of Omega do you like?"

One day, after a student confessed to her, Wei Zhen took a deep breath until her lungs hurt.

Wei Zhen [deadpan version]: "Someone who flips straight to the last page of the math book to do the hardest problem."

[As a shampoo girl]

Whenever she was on shift, a long line would form inside the salon.

One day, a tall, taciturn male Alpha asked her to cut his hair. Her hand slipped, and she botched a perfectly good haircut.

Male Alpha: "...Not bad."

Wei Zhen: Oh, great.

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After a series of melodramatic incidents, including My Student Confessed to Me After I Became Their Tutor, So I Grabbed My Bucket and Ran, I'm a Security Guard, I Work So I Can Go Home, and After My Alpha Disguise Was Exposed on Livestream, My Number-One Alpha Turned Against Me Out of Love, the day finally came when all her former clients met.

Seeing the men who had always carried themselves with such pride lose all dignity and brawl, shouting, "The one who isn't loved is the homewrecker" and "Do you know how good she and I have it?"

Wei Zhen, unfortunately caught in the middle: "."

Help! At first, all she wanted was to do her job properly.

Reader's note:

Female Alpha x male characters, lighthearted and lively. The female Alpha has a supporting cast. Everyday-life, brainless Mary Sue story. Not quick transmigration, and not an anthology.

2024/8/31

Theme: Work hard to live!