A fox beauty forced to stir up trouble x a general who seems steady as a rock but secretly gets jealous.
After Du Jiqing died, he transmigrated to another world. When he woke up, he discovered he had just gotten married. His grand, lavish mansion was steeped in old-world elegance, and foxkin maids of every shape and size waited on him. He even had a long fox tail of his own, and the servants here respectfully addressed him as Sir.
A stranger barged in while he was bathing, so he chased them out.
The maid reminded him in a low voice, "This is the General's residence of the Divine General of Xianzhou Luofu."
Du Jiqing: "I'm the Divine General!"
"No, you're merely the male spouse the General just married."
"Then the person who just came in..."
"Was the real The Shogun."
Fine, a male spouse it is. It's not like I'm short on money, right?
He had thought transmigrating meant a life of luxury, but then his exes kept showing up one after another. A red-eyed man with long hair pointed his sword at him and said grimly, "Liar, prepare to die!"
Next, a former cold and aloof Vidyadhara high elder sealed off his escape route with magic. "Thief, don't even think about running!"
And then...
Du Jiqing, who had never played Honkai: Star Rail, broke down. "Wait, who the hell are you guys?!"
Unable to shake off his exes, Du Jiqing took shelter under the General's protection. He went along with the General's laid-back ways and struck a deal, becoming his legally protected male spouse. After narrowly avoiding a dramatic reckoning, Du Jiqing tried to back out, but the General wouldn't let him leave.
Du Jiqing gritted his teeth. "I can't have children!"
The General: "We can adopt."
Du Jiqing grimaced. "I'm spoiled rotten."
The General: "I'll take care of you."
Du Jiqing finally snapped. "I can't change my nature. I'm fickle and flirt with everyone!"
The General, who had kept his eyes closed, quietly opened his golden eyes. His expression was indifferent, yet sent a chill through everyone who saw it. "You wouldn't dare!"
Once he learned he could escape the first day of the month, but not the fifteenth, Du Jiqing soon accepted reality. His General was busy with official duties and only came home once every ten days or half a month. Du Jiqing ate and drank as he pleased, only needing to watch out for his exes coming to collect on their old love debts. What a carefree life.
He had thought his relationship with the General was just an act, but when the gossip hit a little too close to home, he learned the truth: he was the General's unattainable black moonlight, and the marriage was meant to settle a score. Before the other man could fall any deeper, Du Jiqing went to negotiate, his knees trembling. "General, I... could I retire early?"
The General smiled lazily, the tiny beauty mark beneath his eye seeming to come alive. "Sure. Spend the night with me first."
He had been too busy with work to share their wedding night. Now they could finally make up for it properly.
[The protagonist pretends to be a player but is actually a coward. The tone is light as always, though there may be some melodrama. The protagonist did not transmigrate... Okay, I spoiled it. orz]
---Check out my upcoming story, "[Genshin Impact] So You're the Captain"---
Irreverent blurb:
The protagonist had probably never met a man with such an imposing presence, let alone one who could slay a monster with a single sword strike and then gently ask if he was scared.
That was his prey!!
So what if the guy was strong? He was dark and gloomy, and nowhere near as handsome as him!
The protagonist flew into a rage and pointed at him, cursing, "So you're the Captain? Well, I'm a god!"
"What kind of god?"
"A goddamn..."
This one's for the Captain. I'll write it after the Natlan storyline wraps up.
It won't be long. Probably.
More or less:
A cheeky, shameless flirt x the strongest masked man alive
Pyro x Cryo
The protagonist is an outgoing mischief-maker, shameless on the outside but pure inside. He's gorgeous and has a sharp tongue, so of course he's going to get fucked.
A story where I let loose. I hope I can come up with a blurb soon. It doesn't even have a title yet (the title might change...)
Theme: Love should be sincere
? Has the plot progressed to the introduction so far? The male protagonist is like a thing grabbing this and that.
No matter what the weather, I'm afraid Jing Yuanyuan will turn into Jing Bianbian.
My dear, the author's writing is more exciting than Hai/Tang's. The four characters are all scratchy, and the Shura scenes are one after another. If I didn't have the heart to hurt the fox, I would have eaten the fox in my stomach.
Good, good, what a wife thief, hahahahahahahaha
Pangolin and fox soup, Jingyuan, you can't refuse
The age difference is always a murderous knife
Okay, okay, I love Shura Field the mostヾ(??▽?)ノ
So prettyヾ(??`ヾ)
Dan Feng: Look - you still want to find that concubine?
That's enough, I feel bad that Jingyuan can't get a kiss from his wife!
? Has the plot progressed to the introduction so far? The male protagonist is like a thing grabbing this and that.
No matter what the weather, I'm afraid Jing Yuanyuan will turn into Jing Bianbian.
My dear, the author's writing is more exciting than Hai/Tang's. The four characters are all scratchy, and the Shura scenes are one after another. If I didn't have the heart to hurt the fox, I would have eaten the fox in my stomach.
Good, good, what a wife thief, hahahahahahahaha
Pangolin and fox soup, Jingyuan, you can't refuse
The age difference is always a murderous knife
Okay, okay, I love Shura Field the mostヾ(??▽?)ノ
So prettyヾ(??`ヾ)
Dan Feng: Look - you still want to find that concubine?
That's enough, I feel bad that Jingyuan can't get a kiss from his wife!