■ Next up: This Child Must Not Be Kept! A story about a Tengteng Snake who is too bad at being bad, raising a sesame-rice-ball-hearted Golden-Winged Bird who eventually turns the tables on him. Feel free to add it to your library!
■ [Fiery Chili Pepper Host x Fatherly, Old-School Novelist Top], also known as The Cat's Revenge
# A (fake) rekindled romance, with (real) daily mutual torment between a family of three
On the 180th day after breaking up with Zhou Min, He Jiali returned home from a business trip and discovered that the child he and his ex had raised together, Dazuo, was missing.
Dazuo was a three-year-old male tuxedo cat, gone to kitty heaven. A fat, hopeless shut-in with plenty of lust but no guts.
The security footage showed him jumping out the window at dusk and vanishing without a trace.
He Jiali went out in the middle of the night to look for his ungrateful son, but unfortunately wandered into a dark alley and passed out.
When he woke up, he was in the Cat Alliance, where cats and humans had switched places.
Here, cats had grown several times larger and kept humans as pets.
And his owner was a cat who looked just like Dazuo.
*
He Jiali was moved to tears:
Was it finally my turn to be repaid for raising an ungrateful son?
At least all those years of raising you weren't for nothing!
The cat's sharp claws gripped the back of his collar and lifted him up. "Why are you crying? I know, meow! You must be in heat! You can't find a mate, meow!"
"Don't worry. I'll take you to the hospital to get your balls snipped, meow!"
His emotion abruptly came to a halt.
He Jiali's face changed dramatically.
*
At the Cat's Paw and Tail Pet Market, He Jiali saw his ex again.
He was locked in a cage, covered in wounds, his eyes lowered as he stared silently at He Jiali.
The sign in front of the cage read:
Best seller!
Wild, handsome male biped, half off, only 5 fish snacks
Note:
This beast is fierce and cannot be bred. Buy with caution!
*
They say exes see red when they meet again.
He Jiali raised an eyebrow and sneered. "Zhou Min, never thought you'd end up like this, did you?"
Just as he was about to kick him while he was down, his good son beside him suddenly pointed at Zhou Min and shouted, "Meow! Your mate, meow!"
It waved a paw grandly. "I'll buy this biped, meow!"
The watching cats: O0O Meow!
Publicly humiliated, He Jiali's vision went black.
How was this ungrateful son repaying him?
He was getting revenge, wasn't he?!
Getting revenge, wasn't he?!
Revenge, wasn't he?!
*
Dazuo, proudly curling a paw: Our parents had no fate together, so the cat had to pay~
A forcibly picked melon sure is sweet~ Meow~
- Blurb posted on 2025.02.03 -
----- Next up -----
Let's have a little "taking an enemy for a father" and "father and son falling in love."
[Bad-at-being-bad Tengteng Snake Bottom x Sesame-Rice-Ball-Hearted Golden-Winged Bird Top]
[Nagas are poisonous. Garudas can eat them and survive, gaining an indestructible golden body. When they die, they turn into a pure azure glazed heart.
A Naga that swallows a pure azure glazed heart can become a true dragon.
This is a shortcut to cultivation.
Over the past thousand years, the two clans have suffered heavy casualties over this.
Yet no Garuda has gained an indestructible golden body, and no Naga has succeeded in becoming a dragon.]
*
Liu Sansi was a Tengteng Snake, a low-ranking Naga.
He had cultivated for a thousand years, but still showed no signs of becoming a dragon.
One day, he happened to hear that a Garuda had fallen, and hurried over to feast to his heart's content.
He didn't find a pure azure glazed heart, only a round golden egg.
Fine cracks appeared on the egg's surface, as if some living thing were about to hatch.
Liu Sansi narrowed his eyes:
This child must not be kept!
He raised his hand and struck the egg hard.
The egg didn't break. He passed out.
When he woke up, the egg was gone.
A chubby baby boy was sprawled across his chest, sucking noisily.
Seeing him wake, the baby smiled sweetly and babbled, "Ah... Mommy~"
*
The Garuda clan had lost the only prodigy in nearly a thousand years with a chance of attaining an indestructible golden body. Meanwhile, a little boy had appeared at Liu Sansi's side, clinging to his clothes all day and calling him Mommy.
The little guy could eat a lot, was hard to kill, grew fast, and was terribly clingy.
Liu Sansi took him along as they hid from pursuers, while studying a hundred ways to cook Garuda.
Before he could get a bite, the little guy had suddenly grown into a handsome young man who interfered in everything. From his behavior to his food, clothing, and daily routine, he especially loved meddling in Liu Sansi's private affairs.
With the once-in-a-thousand-years heat coming soon, Liu Sansi pouted:
This child must not be kept!
He unceremoniously sent the young man away, then found a little female snake to enjoy himself with in his cave.
Before he could get a good look at her, the young man appeared from nowhere, picked her up, and tossed her out.
*
The young man stared at him, eyes dark and expression gloomy, as if a fire were burning within them.
Like he was about to eat a snake.
Liu Sansi curled into a ball in alarm. "Stop fooling around! I'm your father!"
The usually bright and refined young man suddenly smiled wickedly.
"You've always been the one eating me. This time, can't I have a taste of you for a change?"
"Dear. Father."
The young man waved his hand, and the cave entrance closed.
Liu Sansi's vision dimmed, and he sank into utter chaos.
*
Several months later, the cave entrance opened again.
Liu Sansi supported his aching waist and stared at the handsome, satisfied man before him, now grown into an adult Garuda. He had lost the will to live.
He had told him so!
This child must not be kept!
Theme: You raised me, so I'll see you through to the end
Xiao Zhou's face turned pale. Ha ha ha ha
Which cat is easier? Which cat is easier? Laughing and crying, it's no problem at all to replace the cats with cows and horses!
It couldn't be that a dead cat would come here. In fact, the colonel was already dead when he jumped from the building? No 😭
That's it for now, let me express my opinions~ First: It feels like a violation of the deadline (this is also the biggest problem that makes me uncomfortable), because the name is like Mao Earn Xiaoyugan Yangren, and the copywriting is also It's very cat-focused, so I clicked in with the expectation of seeing cute and cute kittens. The first few chapters were okay, but as you get to the back, it becomes more about looking for clues and a bit of a suspenseful crime-solving feeling. This is a bit too different. Second: The emotional line of Gong and Shou is a bit too uncomfortable. It's the typical kind of person who doesn't have a long mouth and keeps asking about a problem without solving it. The writing of Gong becomes more and more arbitrary, and then Shou clearly wants to know that he is unhappy, but it is pure yin and yang and does not say it directly, so it looks very tired and very sad to watch. But the writing style is very good. Come on, Dad! I'll stop here for now
I'm a little worried. If there is a problem, Gong won't talk about it. Shou wants to hear Gong's explanation, but Shou won't talk about it either. In this day and age, it's rare to see people forcing conflicts without even opening their mouths.
Wow, the plot is getting more and more interesting!!!
I don't like this, so I gave up.
This chapter is good. The reason for the separation of Jiali and Xiaomin is clear, which can be regarded as new progress [Compare Heart]
Eh??? Overhaul?
Why did the author lock all the later chapters 😭