Lu Shiyi has been in the book for two years. As a tool man, for the plot of the heroine, he disguised himself as a woman to marry his sister.
Wearing a red hijab and padding his chest with sandbags, Lu Shiyi was ready to marry the 'unlucky husband' who turned his hair into pigtails without waiting for etiquette.
Sure enough, after this battle, he failed to go to church and became known as the "little widow" in the village.
His almond-shaped eyes, pointed chin, fair complexion, and even his size 42 feet all became reasons for him to 'kill' her husband.
This place is simply ignorant, simply ignorant.
It just so happened that Lu Shiyi was not going to continue to be a widower. He wanted to leave the village as soon as possible to start a new life of his own.
But who can tell him why the eldest uncle who paid a visit to the poor guy looked at him so wrong?
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The eldest uncle, whose eyes and looks were equally unoffensive, stared at the deer picking up relics every day, so that he did not dare to sneak away at night.
Lu Shiyi could only swallow his anger and continued to pad his chest with sandbags, pinching his throat like a little duck, and deliberately disgusted his eldest brother in front of him.
Sure enough, the man looked at the deer with a deeper look.
Finally, one day, the eldest uncle was so disgusted with him that he raised his hand and grabbed his shoulders, blushing and asking, "Are you getting along with me?"
Lu Shiyi:? Wait, it seems that this is not the effect he wants.
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Zhou Heng was invited back to the village by several faxes from his uncle to pay a visit to the church for his dying cousin.
But before he and the 'bride' could walk into the courtyard together, the cousin who was still alive in the wing died.
On that day, the wedding banquet turned into a funeral, and the playing and singing turned into crying and fighting.
Zhou Heng is a materialist, and he doesn't believe that this 'happy' thing can bring people back to life.
But at the moment, he doesn't know how to comfort his miserable 'brothers and sisters' who become widows before they even have time to walk in.
After entering the wedding room and taking off the hijab, Zhou Heng saw the face clearly. The eyes were round, the chin was pointed, and the skin was as white as a shelled egg.
This 'brother and sister' are good-looking.
It was wonderful to see Zhou Heng, a man with a hard-hearted heart who traveled all over the world, and his heart trembled strangely.
What's even more irritating is that every time this person sees him, he deliberately sticks close to him and talks sweetly in a cooing voice, which is like openly trying to seduce him.
Zhou Heng, a wild boy without any upbringing from his parents, had completely rebellious thoughts:
This worship hall is for him, so why can't she be considered his wife?
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And later:
Lu Shiyi took off the sandbag and his chest was as flat as an airport: "Brother, no, brother, you see, I am a man."
Zhou Heng, who was rubbing Lu Shiyi's round butt, said, "You don't have a pad on your butt? No wonder you squirm when you walk in front of me every day. You must have had this in mind for a long time!"
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A man pretends to be a woman and pretends to be a woman. He wears a book and gets raped. He is full of ruffianism and has a "human face and an animal heart". He is attacked by gangsters.
Imaginary chronicle, daily flow of farming, short stories
ps: There is no ethical affinity between the cousins of Shou Mu and Gong.
Concept: A shabby room meets the light