I'm Broke, I'm Pretending

[For advance collection of "When Love Becomes a Beauty with Cannon Fodder Disease", please see the column below the copy] Qi Chu, the number one outstanding young man in City A and a self-made diamond king, was diagnosed with a brain tumor at the age of 29. The doctor said: "Keep a good mood, don't be tired, don't stay up late, and stabilize the condition. We will try our best to treat him conservatively, but... You can also consider making a will first." Qi Chu, who had no father, no mother, no husband and no children, found his secretary and said, "I want to make a will." Qi Chu announced his illness to a large family of relatives and said, "Whoever treats me best before my death will be written into my will as the first heir of the estate." The second cousin's family, who relied on Qi Chu to pay off their gambling debts, immediately kicked out their youngest child, "Brother, let him change his name to your father!" The third uncle who opened a farmhouse in the town with Qi Chu's sponsorship found a beautiful and coquettish "black widow" and stuffed it in front of Qi Chu's bed the next day, "This is the nurse that my uncle found for you!" Qi Chu's brows jumped when he saw the nurse in a low-cut outfit for the first time. He was about to die. He decided to live a more comfortable life: "Uncle, I don't like women." The third uncle's expression changed all the time, as if he had swallowed an Ollie. On the third day, Qi Chu met a male nurse who was as warm as water and charming as silk. Qi Chu was embarrassed to say: Uncle, I got a mixed number. —— The dead person is the biggest, and the dying person is the second biggest. Qi Chu decided to play with human nature. After getting a secretary to put a seal on his luxurious villa, Qi Chu announced to his relatives who came to visit him: "I am bankrupt, in debt, and the villa has been foreclosed." The relatives who were asking for help suddenly dispersed, and the gentle caregiver disappeared. Qi Chu was speechless and said to his secretary: "When I die, I can donate all the money." —— In order to maintain the pretense of bankruptcy, Qi Chu moved into a small residential building and followed the doctor's advice to rest at home, but he was too busy to panic. So Qi Chu, who had started out selling barbecued sausages, decided to go back to his old business, driving a Wrangler worth a million dollars and selling ice cream in front of the elementary school. Five yuan for a small bowl, seven yuan for a large bowl, the ingredients are solid, and each bowl costs extra. On an ordinary day selling ice cream, Qi Chu squatted in the small park next to the entrance of the primary school, in order to occupy a favorable position when the students left school. Unexpectedly, a handsome guy came from nowhere, staring at Qi Chu with burning eyes, as if he had met his wife. Qi Chu followed his gaze and saw the top-quality black beauty watermelon behind him that he had not yet had time to cut. "Handsome guy, do you want to eat ice powder? It will quench your thirst and relieve the heat. You can choose your toppings. You can have as much watermelon as you want~" The handsome guy was tall and tall, with a dazzling array of donkey and carvings on his body. He looked like he was in need of money at first glance, but he said to Qi Chu: "Uncle, I have no money, can you..." Twenty-nine-year-old Qi Chu originally wanted to give this handsome guy a gift, but the word "uncle" ruined all his tenderness. "No! If you don't have money, stay out of the way!" —— Twenty-one-year-old Gu Xiye, a young man born with a silver spoon in his mouth, ran away from home for the first time in his life. The card was quickly frozen, all the cash was spent, and all the WeChat change was used to pay for the five-star hotel room rate, and then he was kicked out. Gu Xiye, who had been helpless and hungry all day, was about to sleep on the street and sleep in a park when he saw an ice powder stall. He was so dizzy from hunger that he failed to see clearly that the stall owner was wearing an old man's T-shirt and sunglasses. He was a fair-skinned young man who looked about the same age as him. It seems useless to call him 'brother' after calling me 'uncle'. But when he was sitting on a park chair with his head hanging down, the young man from before appeared again. He handed over a bowl of ice powder, put most of the watermelon, chopped hawthorn, small dumplings, and sprinkled it with brown sugar. It was heavy. Gu Xiye had never tasted such delicious ice powder before. He finished what he just said to the young man: "Brother, I have no money, can I help you work to pay for it?" That day, Qi Chu felt soft and picked up a small stray dog and went home. —— A young, self-reliant businessman with an unkind mouth, a mentally ill person, and an heir to a billionaire fortune but ran away from home. A handsome and charming man with a good temperament is attacked in his new year. —— "When you fall in love and turn into a cannon fodder beauty" Shu Bai became the cannon fodder in the crematorium of a wealthy family. But the noisy and crazy Zheng Gong didn't interest him at all. On the contrary, the gentle protagonist Shou who iced his injured foot was simply his dream girl! "Dr. Ye, can you go on a date with me?" A basic act of falling in love, a straight shot. —— What is stand-up love? Fall in love - fall in love immediately. In short, Shuba built a house on the beach and became a wanderer. He likes teachers when taking exams, likes coaches when doing fitness, and likes doctors when seeing a doctor. Falling in love at first sight is more common to him than three meals a day. It is conservatively estimated that the period from falling in love to burnout is only a little over two weeks. Dr. Ye, who I liked a second ago, has become a thing of the past in an instant. The cold and knowledgeable professor of cross-border trade is the real deal! "Professor, do you want to try the cookies I made by myself?" But the biscuits will get tired of baking. The handsome sports guys sweating profusely on the playground are the youthful and exuberant Shu Bai should like at this age. The milk dog and the school girl are simply the most handsome. "Classmate, I bought you some water. Can you please get to know me? My name is Shu Bai." —— The straight-shooting and beautiful Shubai became a legend of A University. In just two months, he flirted with the gentle and gentle school doctor, the cold and knowledgeable professor, and the star star of the sports department. Some people say that people like Shu Bai will be taken over by God sooner or later. The plot of the novel comes as promised, with the marriage of Cannon Fodder Gong. In the banquet hall where people were drinking and drinking, Shu Bai saw a man in the distance. In an instant, the electric current of love at first sight hit him again. "Hello, sir, my name is Shu Bai. Are you interested in having a drink with me?" Zheng Rongzhang came to attend his nephew's engagement party, but was seduced by his prospective nephew's daughter-in-law, "Wouldn't your lover mind?" Shu Bai held the wine glass to the corner of his lips, "You haven't nodded yet, where did I get my love from?" —— Zheng Rongzhang, who was nearly thirty years old, fell in love with a little goblin, until his goblin turned against him when he lifted his pants and said, "Let's break up, Mr. Zheng." Zheng Rongzhang found out after joining [Shu Bai's Heartbroken Ex-Boyfriend Tribe] that it turned out that he was not the only one being played by this little brat. Dr. Ye: Xiaobai is just too young. Sooner or later he will understand that I am the most suitable for him. Professor Fu: Xiaobai and I are the most compatible lovers. Our souls are in harmony. Schoolmaster Shen: Shu Bai is obviously mine! He said he likes me the most! Mr. Zheng:… He prefers action to jealousy —— How many steps does it take to conquer a Neptune, Ah Bu, and fall in love? Someone familiar with the matter answered: Three steps. Catch him, lock him up, and make him unable to get out of bed. —— Falling in love with Neptune, the beautiful heartthrob, sick, weak and passive Motto: Instead of cursing the darkness, it's better to light a candle