"It's a perfect match..."
"Who knows, Yan Dan, a domestic entertainer who kills people with his face, and Alpha, the top hormone-free meal replacement in the industry, can you two kiss for no reason, just pretend it's for me?"
"Follow me, which teacher can help me build something?"
"My wife is hungry for food."
Amidst the wailing requests for articles, Jiang Xuyan blankly scrolled away from the page, but was dazzled by the replies of several Amway fan stories below, and thought to himself: It's really good.
——If one of the protagonists is not him.
And...
After enduring it for a long time, he replied on his trumpet: "Don't you feel that you are on the wrong side?"
However, this comment was ridiculed by countless fans, and everyone expressed their support:
"Is Jiang Xuyan a 1? Look at his slim waist and pretty face, how does he look like a 1?"
"It is absolutely impossible to stand in the opposite direction. If I am 0 Liang, I will not be 0."
Jiang Xuyan: Haha
Sorry, I'm really just 1
Besides, what about hormones, what about Alpha, just that piece of shit like Liang Ze, I can't possibly like him even if I don't find a partner in my life.
He put down his cruel words, and when he woke up the next day, Jiang Xu had revealed his words.
Enter the Lalang fanfic between him and Liang Ze.
It is still unanimously praised by CP fans as the most sadistic, least OOC, and most unforgettable article.
[System prompt: Your teammates are online. Please do not deviate from the plot outline. Cooperate to clear the level and beat the ending!
Jiang Xuyan:...
Fuck!
The eldest lady who has a bad taste attacks × people but also suffers from harsh words
Note:
1. Jiang Xuyan is attacking
2. Can read many fanfics
3. Shou will lose his memory in most texts (should)
Purpose: Mutual understanding and mutual tolerance