[Contains a moderate amount of Chinese folk customs and Chinese-style cosmic horror elements]
Fu Yuyue has played a cultivation simulator through several rounds, rolling maximum stats.
She’s going to be a genius…
Wait! An ordinary genius would be too boring. Choosing stats that clash between the divine and the supernatural could lead to far more unexpected experiences.
With 100 in Beauty, she gets only 7 in Wisdom. With 100 in Wisdom, she can choose only 5 in Beauty. With 100 in Constitution, she loses the ability to empathize.
But why does Fu Yuyue become everyone’s unforgettable first love in every single playthrough…?
[She’s a Peerless Beauty, but She’s an Idiot]
Fu Yuyue is a peerless beauty whose looks outshine all under heaven, and a well-known idiot.
She can’t grasp the mysteries of cultivation techniques or understand formations and alchemy. She doesn’t even know the most basic theories of cultivation.
Yet this idiot is the greatest cultivator in the world. She establishes her Foundation at five, forms her Golden Core at ten, and reaches the Tribulation stage at twenty. She is a peerless genius whom everyone envies, but no one can hope to catch up with.
Her Beauty stat of 100 makes Fu Yuyue the darling of the Heavenly Dao. She has an exceptional constitution, advances in her sleep, and comprehends the Dao just by drinking water.
The great cultivators of the world compete to take her as their disciple. The most gifted beauties of several generations all fall at her feet, and every cultivation resource is given to her first.
In the end, when demons run rampant and cloud everyone’s minds, Fu Yuyue discovers that her low Intelligence makes her completely immune to their mental attacks. She easily saves the world.
She doesn’t have to understand anything to be closer than anyone else to the Heavenly Dao. This is what it means to “abandon wisdom and cast aside knowledge.”
[She’s a Cultivation Prodigy, but She’s Ugly]
Fu Yuyue is a cultivation prodigy who masters every technique. She can effortlessly complete ancient, lost formations, and spot flaws at a glance in cultivation formulas that have taken others a century to perfect.
But the price is that she was born hideously ugly, shunned by the Heavenly Dao and unable to cultivate, with a short lifespan. Her parents despise her, and she’s frail enough to cough up blood in a breeze.
She’s brilliant, gloomy, and unstable, and she’s best at rejecting people.
So why do others insist on coming to save her? She’s already become the leader of a heretical sect through the sheer terror her face inspires, and united half the cultivation world!
[She’s a Martial Arts Prodigy, but Doesn’t Understand Love]
Fu Yuyue is a once-in-a-generation martial arts prodigy. She doesn’t cultivate immortality or seek the Dao. Her physical strength alone lets her seize stars and moons and tear great cultivators apart. She is the key to the world’s survival.
But she was born of the natural world and doesn’t understand human emotions. The weak are prey to the strong, whether they’re humans or demons. Why should she join either side?
The great sects are on tenterhooks. With such overwhelming strength, they absolutely cannot let her side with the demons.
They must offer her countless rare treasures and gifted beauties to win her favor and protect the cultivation world.
Reader’s notes:
1. Multiple playthroughs. Some NPCs from earlier rounds will reappear.
2. Misinterpretation comedy. The player is just playing a game, and as long as she’s having fun, that’s all that matters.
3. She isn’t actually stupid in the first playthrough. Includes some reading-comprehension syndrome and the like.
4. Blurb written on October 6, 2025, and saved as a screenshot.
Theme: Like the moon, may you shine ever brighter, free of sorrow.
What are you doing hahahahaha [Sanhua Cat Head] You are so special. You are different from the boys I know. You give me a sense of alienation and loneliness. I have heard many people say that they are lonely, but I think your loneliness is the real loneliness. It feels like deep down you are always alone and you are always pretending to be who you are. You want a little excitement, a little danger, a little uncertainty, even a little torture. You want excess, you want unreasonable addiction, you want emotional fire burning your soul, you want love that consumes your life. You give me the feeling like Borges said that you are just every lonely moment. You catch my eye any time I see you, even if you are expressionless. Many times I want to get to know you and know what you are thinking, but I also feel that you have a protective film around the outside world that I don't want to break. When you sit there, I feel like you are about to break.
??? Who changed the milk powder to protein powder?
When I find out that IQ is 9, my concubine's life will be clear.
Hahahahahahahahaha grandma!! Why is this!!
The stupid ones will be smooth
That's right, even the peach blossom tree has to be charmed by our heroine! (The heroine is all positive! [Spreading flowers]
Go ahead, the couple's rice bowl is also delicious
It's over 😭 Now I'm really going to be the most retarded among the retarded.
I recharged a lot. The dedicated customer service is here.
Hahahahahaha, your IQ is too low to read, right?