Always Greet Your Wife First

My name is one.

A cleaning robot.

My dream is... to become an assassin.

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When the b2103 little world first collapsed, the Great Worlds Recycling and Management Department eagerly prepared to recycle its fragments.

But then this little world, already on the verge of being scrapped, suddenly evolved and rebooted?

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The experienced Recycling and Management Department said, "It's no big deal!"

They could send experienced departmental Systems into the b2103 little world to help it evolve and obtain energy.

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But unfortunately, the b2103 little world was once again, for the umpteenth time, destroyed by the same person.

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After that, every System sent to the b2103 little world had one goal: kill Li Mai.

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Until the b2103 little world rebooted for the eighth time.

Having learned from painful experience, the Recycling and Management Department decided to take lessons from its past failures. They sent the strongest romance System, 2777, back in time to bind with a Host and save Li Mai, whose life was at its darkest point.

They would use humanity's greatest emotion, "love," to warm Li Mai's heart, move her, and stop her from turning evil.

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The strongest romance System, 2777, had barely entered the b2103 little world when things went wrong. It was supposed to bind with a handsome and charming or beautiful and obedient human, but somehow it ended up binding with a self-aware cleaning robot.

Who could believe it? This robot didn't even have a whole head!

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Having no head was one thing...

But this tiny, obsolete cleaning robot not only refused to cooperate with its mission, it actually dreamed of becoming an assassin?

That was utterly impossible!

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No matter :)

2777 forced itself to smile. It was the strongest romance System, 2777. The dream of one little cleaning robot was no challenge for it!

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The utterly unchallenged 2777 promptly pulled up a livestream of a college girl, her chocolate-colored abs on full display, with a sliver of her waist showing and her muscles dazzling the eye--

[See this streamer?]

The cleaning robot, devoid of worldly desires: "I see her. And then?"

2777--

[Memorize her face.]

[This is the first step toward becoming an assassin.]

one: "?"

2777--

[First, you have to greet your wife when you see her!]

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"Hi, wife! Hello!"

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A few reading tips:

1. Top's POV, top's POV, top's POV.

2. More to come if I think of anything.

Theme: Do you think a mechanical heart can dream of electronic butterflies?