How My Best Friend Helped Me Embrace the Unorthodox

The player got their hands on a game known as a must-play for people who love chaos: Species Extinction Simulator. Unfortunately, she's well-mannered and even-tempered, with a strong sense of morality. While other players were slaughtering their way across the universe, she was working very hard to learn how to kill mosquitoes precisely without hitting anything else. As for why she wanted to kill mosquitoes, the player said it was personal (tears). ...She's already doing great! But her best friend, who embodied all the malice in the universe, loved watching things go wrong, was obsessed with the thrill of the game, was self-centered, and firmly believed in human supremacy. She was unhappy with the way the player was being watched by all sorts of factions in the game. She felt that being so considerate of the NPCs was an insult to the player's dignity. So, to help the player get even, her friend made her agree to three rules: 1. The player comes first: Being too polite to NPCs is deeply disrespectful to humanity in the real world. Deny that players and game characters are equals, forget the social conventions people follow in real life, let go of your urge to help NPCs, and enjoy the game. 2. Infamy: Don't forget to use the "species extinction" rule! You define evil, bring destruction, and bear witness to death. Death is your scepter, not a bug spray or flyswatter that keeps you busy like a sanitation worker. In short, let the whole world witness your power! 3. Home inspection: Your best friend is watching you! If anything happens that makes her think you're getting pushed around, she'll take the initiative and eliminate everyone who offended you. Never doubt what she's capable of. As a reminder, as far as your friend is concerned, an NPC not kneeling when they first meet you is already an offense. The player trembled as she held the "Demon King's Guide to Action" her friend had given her, and prayed for everyone she was about to encounter. In short, a kind-hearted player would never deliberately destroy the world. Detective Conan (There's really no assassin organization committing crimes for my sake!) Bungo Stray Dogs (How could there possibly be an ability that kills anyone you look at?) Hunter x Hunter (And so I became a great flood on a par with the Dark Continent.) Type-Moon (At this rate, I'm going to become a human evil.) Theme: Some rights must never be surrendered