[Western Crossover] The All-Powerful Bu Wayne

Bruce Wayne, Gotham's richest man and everyone's sweetheart, has beautiful steel-blue eyes and a uniquely melancholy yet sweet air about him. He always presents himself as a frivolous fool, but the criminal underworld has a saying: Bruce Wayne always gets what he wants.

He's famously friends with the genius Tony Stark and Lex Luthor. Plenty of Gotham's homegrown lunatics are also willing to call him a friend. They say Wayne Enterprises, which he supposedly barely bothers to manage, just keeps thriving. Some credit his wealth and luck. Ordinary people call him the Prince of Gotham, while others would rather call Wayne the Emperor of Gotham above ground.

In an interview, Lex Luthor once said that his friend Bruce Wayne was always wasting his genius-level brain. The Joker described Bruce as "the true darkness of Gotham" and "a madman obsessed with the city."

There are always people willing to pay for his wild ways, and he always puts on the face of an unremarkable winner, "because he's Bruce Wayne."

Scene 1:

"Batty, you're in love with Wayne, oh... I can tell, because he's a madman obsessed with the city, just like you. His madness won you over, but then who's going to love poor little Joker? HAHAHAHAHAHA..."

Scene 2:

"Superman, you actually think Bruce Wayne is a good person? I never thought you'd be as stupid as those fools Wayne duped. He's the most evil and terrifying one of us. The only thing he cares about is his Gotham. The rest of us are just something to amuse him in his spare time."

Scene 3:

"B, I know you're doing this for us, but you don't have to do something you don't want to... You know what I mean, Bruce Wayne. B, you're a great hero... Rao, how could he treat you like this..."

Looking at the sorrowful, hesitant Superman before him, Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman, thought: Is something wrong with you?

Scene 4:

"Promise me, Bruce. Be nicer to Batman."

Bruce: "...Dick, stop reading so many Gotham tabloids. You know there's nothing going on between Batman and me."

Dick: "No. Even if I'm fake, Bruce/Bat is real."

Bruce: "..."

1. Fake Bruce/Bat and Bat/Bruce, maybe there'll be a couple, maybe not.

2. Misunderstandings. This Brucey's public persona is just a little more outrageous than the usual playboy Brucey (I swear, probably around the level of Super Hero Girls plus Lego?), but people from all walks of life see him as a scheming, sinister mastermind who just likes to have fun.

3. May involve Flashpoint, Injustice, Gotham by Gaslight, the Crime Syndicate, the Dark Multiverse, Lego, and more.

Theme: Being tight-lipped is no good