You are Xingye Zhen Tao, and you have a Honmaru.
No corruption, just a normal, gentle life
Everyday life at the Honmaru:
Tanto: Master, let’s sleep together!
You: All right, all right. Let’s start the overnight duty, then.
Sword spirit: Konnosuke is back in the kitchen, mooching food again!
You: No problem. Let’s feed it until it’s round as a ball.
A certain Tsurumaru: Yo! Surprised? Didn’t see that coming?
You: I’ll be surprised when you grind yourself shorter.
Theme: Spoiling one another with the sword spirits
It's so beautiful, why are there so few people?