[A well-behaved facade, a wild heart: top student bottom x a flashy facade, even flashier inside: class bottom top] Pure sweetness, no angst
In their second year of high school, Le Pan ran into an expert on the school forum.
The expert was mysterious and enigmatic. In response to Le Pan's post asking for help with a competition problem, they offered some "helpful" advice.
Shuai: [Friend, I'm really worried about you.]
Shuai: [You seriously can't solve this problem??]
Le: [...Then tell me how to do it.]
Shuai: [Step one: read the question.]
Le: [What's step two?]
Shuai: [There is no step two. Reading the question is solving it.]
Le Pan: ...
From then on, Le Pan got caught up in a daily back-and-forth battle with the expert.
Every morning after waking up.
Le: [I got up at five this morning to study.]
Two seconds later.
Shuai: [Friend, I haven't even gone to bed yet. Study time is so precious, how can you sleep?]
Le: [...]
During class.
Le: [Provincial senior professional title, nationally outstanding teacher, advanced worker in the education system. Everything he teaches, I already know.]
Shuai: [The most important thing a person must never lose in life is their own two legs. Self-improvement is a lifelong pursuit for the wise.]
Shuai: [Knowledge gained without relying on others is so beautiful.]
Le: [...]
While working on problems.
Le: [Image]
Le: [The hell-level edition of the best national high school competition problems. I've done this set five times.]
Shuai: [Image]
Shuai: [I thought people like us, with such high standards for ourselves, had already started teaching ourselves calculus.]
Shuai: [You've disappointed me.]
Le: [...]
Later, Le Pan saw the familiar account on the phone of his deskmate and boyfriend. His boyfriend leaned back in his chair and showed him the chat window with "Le" without a hint of embarrassment.
"Take a look at this idiot."
Ji Ran sighed. "I can't believe people still fall for this sort of thing these days!"
His boyfriend was the real class bottom, with a total score lower than his blood pressure.
He'd stayed up all night playing video games, the images were found online, the motivational speeches were copied from books, and teasing an idiot was the one thing he was sincere about.
The idiot himself: "..."
I bare my heart to you, brother, and you play mind games with me?
Boyfriends are just perfect for killing your husband and attaining enlightenment.
[Archived, 2024.3.07]
Theme: Encourage young people to love studying and keep a low profile
