Escape from the Heavenly Realm

As the veteran System 006 from the novel A No-Threshold Guide to Raising Immortals, he never imagined that after his Host had given up the ghost to a certain NPC 999 times, an assessment for unqualified systems would still be waiting for him. So the never-say-die Old Six System resolutely chose to take on the identity of a hardworking divine beast and make his way through the Celestial Realm!

Old Six System's "wellness" guide: If you think the only way to secure an immortal position without any threshold is to cling tightly to the villain's waistband, then you have no idea how naive you are. The best survival strategy isn't to act timidly, but to act timidly while digging a huge pit for the villain.

A fallen player protests: But the other guy is just too strong. Even if I dig that huge pit, I'll only be burying myself.

Old Six System gives a cold snort: What a joke. He's too strong? ... Wait, this System has been slacking off for too long. May I ask who this NPC is?

He's the Third Prince of the Imperial Capital, whose eyesight is poor but who secretly holds power over the entire court. He's also the young master of the Love Pavilion, born with an alluring charm and so handsome that people shower him with fruit. He wears two secret identities and looks down on the entire Celestial Realm, but he can also lower his guard with a seductive gaze, bite someone's earlobe, and sweetly call out, "Sixth Darling..."

At first, when Old Six saw the young master of the Love Pavilion, who had married into his household, being attentive in every way and offering himself to his bed, he genuinely thought that, once he passed the assessment, he would whisk away this considerate fellow who knew just how to comfort him. He even remembered to let the man judge whether the pit he was digging for the Third Prince of the Imperial Capital was deep enough to bury him...

But later, sitting in the huge pit he had dug himself, Old Six finally sensed that something was strange. Then he watched with his own eyes as the person who called him "Sixth Darling" suddenly turned into that sickly Third Prince of the Imperial Capital?!

A sweet-and-salty top who can command the Celestial Realm with a single word VS a bottom who can't write a single decent line but knows when to bend and when to stand firm

Which immortal in the Celestial Realm hasn't heard that Lord Mo, who oversees the Pavilion of Ten Thousand Stars, has recently fallen for a little immortal attendant from the Love Pavilion? The first thing he does after work every day is rush off to meet him in secret, until he finally "marries" him and takes him home.

Mo Yinzhu: Who could possibly understand how hard this is for me!

Which immortal in the Celestial Realm hasn't seen the blind Third Prince, who neglects his duties, grow unusually close to a little immortal who guards a gate? The first thing he does after court every day is rush over and grab the little immortal by the waistband, until he drags him back to the palace.

Dongfang Qingsi: You can't escape the palm of this prince's hand!

Many years later, System 006, still not yet graduated, could only wave tearfully goodbye to all the players:

If systems had assessments, this novel would be the ultimate exam that would keep this System from ever passing. But the hardest question isn't how to earn the five thousand taels needed to escape the Celestial Realm. It's how to escape the grasp of the NPC who wears the most seductive secret identity but does the most divine things!

Mo Yinzhu: I swear I'll escape the Celestial Realm!

Dongfang Qingsi: My palm may be small, but it's big enough for Sixth Darling to turn the world upside down. Want to give it a try?

Mo Yinzhu: I want to try summoning you to my bed...

Theme: When you blossom, the gentle breeze will come.