I Have Never Spread Heretical Rumors

[Will rewrite from scratch when I have time]

[An early work with many flaws. Read with caution.]

Scummy top x tea-loving bottom

Treacherous minister top x disgraced prince bottom

1v1, the top and bottom will fight at first, but make up later. Happy ending.

You'll definitely want to curse me after reading this, so don't read it. Don't!

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Theme: Why bother asking about worldly affairs, fleeting as clouds? Better to lie back in comfort and enjoy a good meal.