[A domineering, tsundere ancient goddess X a plant scientist with a nurturing streak]
After graduating, Su Mei inherited his grandmother's flower shop.
But... is there something strange about this shop?
The TV he turned off before leaving somehow starts playing crosstalk when he gets home.
The little smart speaker suddenly says, "I'm here," even though there's nobody else in the house.
In the middle of the night, all the speakers suddenly turn on and start blasting dance music, loud enough for the neighbors to call the police and complain...
He thinks there might be something supernatural in the shop.
Then he finds his grandmother's diary, and the blue iris beside him suddenly begins to glow.
Su Mei calmly sets down the diary, picks up his phone, and opens a search engine:
Can excessive anxiety cause schizophrenia?
It takes him three days to accept that the plants in his shop might understand human speech. Then he takes the iris and goes to the place marked in his grandmother's diary.
*
Jiang Kui has been asleep for tens of thousands of years, until a human accidentally wakes her.
The person is clutching a pot with a half-dead iris, cowering and trembling in a corner.
How strange. Is she really that scary?
The iris flashes in his arms, as if it's frightened too.
Jiang Kui is kindhearted, so she casually awakens its spiritual intelligence.
The first thing the little flower says upon waking:
"Su Mei, you idiot! I was flashing so hard I nearly turned into a light bulb, and you still dared to come here?"
The man looks even more frightened.
"I... I thought you were telling me to come this way."
"Unbelievable! I evolved myself into the hottest Prussian blue on the whole internet, and you damn well mistook me for a traffic light?"
Theme: Take care of flowers and plants, or they'll jump up and hit you.
