The Billionaire Has a Houseful of Descendants

☆☆☆ Main story complete, bonus chapters will drop at random ☆☆☆ [Click to check out my ridiculously sweet, everyone-loves-the-protagonist novel, The Succubus Kidnapped a Superstar System] [Click to check out my cross-dressing, kingdom-building novel, My Mother Ascended the Throne, again] Tycoon System + raising kids + scumbag becomes a good dad + carefree wish-fulfillment story about spending money like water Blurb: [Real Tycoon] Qian Jin finally died of old age after a long life, only to be mistakenly bound by a beginner [Tycoon Spendthrift System] to a spoiled spendthrift in a parallel world. When he learned that he had to complete all kinds of spending quests to stay alive, Qian Jin, who had spent his entire life dealing with money, chose to give up on the quests. The beginner System's mouth twitched. "H-How can anyone not like spending money?!" Qian Jin, lying flat on his bed and waiting to die, sighed. "You've never spent money before. You wouldn't understand..." Beginner System: ... Qian Jin was determined to die, and the beginner System clutched its head and wailed. Just as Qian Jin was humming to himself and waiting to explode, the doorbell rang. An elderly woman brought a skinny little girl to his door. "Her mother ran off with some other man. We can't afford to raise this money pit. You're her father, so you have to take her!" After saying this, the woman abandoned the child and hurried away. Qian Jin, who had loved children in his previous life but had died alone due to an accident, brightened. "System, is she my child?" The System, still crying, took a moment to glance over. "Yes. She's the original's sixth child." "The sixth?" Qian Jin's eyes lit up even more. "So I have lots of kids, then?" The System answered casually, "According to the world's information, the original has 23 illegitimate children." Hearing this, Qian Jin grinned. "System, I'll take the quests!" Tycoon Spendthrift System: !!! Preorders for my next novel, the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that, too~ Note: I'll start whichever one gets the most favorites. 1. A romance novel with a wildly overpowered golden finger and a matchmaker protagonist, Do You Want a Partner? 2. My ridiculously sweet, everyone-loves-the-protagonist novel, How Am I This Good-Looking Again? 3. A super satisfying modern cultivation novel, I Became the Savior Through a Luck Buff 4. A cross-dressing, history-smacking, kingdom-building novel, My Mother Ascended the Throne Blurb for Do You Want a Partner?: Gu Ruan looked at the girl nearby. She was ordinary-looking, but socially adept and extremely approachable. Even at a company annual party, she could become the center of attention with just a few words. Gu Ruan couldn't help asking the System, "System, are you sure she needs our help? She can find a partner on her own..." Perfect Match System: [Support target: Sun Jiarui Age: 27 Sexual orientation: Male Relationship status: Extremely single Wish analysis: Desperately wants a kind, caring, responsible, funny, ambitious boyfriend who respects women, shares her interests, is thoughtful and considerate, well-groomed, loyal and devoted, knows how to listen, and is preferably 180 centimeters tall.] Gu Ruan: ... No wonder you're single. Sensing that Gu Ruan wanted to back out, the System spoke again. [Friendly reminder: For every couple you bring together, the Host will receive a cash reward of 100 million yuan.] Gu Ruan immediately straightened up. "All I have to do is make a nonexistent man fall in love with her? I'm in!" System: ... Blurb for How Am I This Good-Looking Again?: In his previous life, Yu Wu was burdened by his beauty and never had a single normal day. At long last, he got the chance to start over. He made a wish to the Black Wuchang who had mistakenly taken his soul: "I don't want to see this face of mine ever again!" The Black Wuchang, who had just been chewed out by him, "happily" agreed. After some work, he tossed Yu Wu back into the human world. Yu Wu was reborn with the same name and a comfortable life. Most importantly of all! This time, he had an extremely ordinary face! Free from the troubles of being beautiful, Yu Wu's extroverted side came out of hiding, and he swore he would take the world by storm. He happily lived the ordinary life he'd always dreamed of. That is, until he went to college... Yu Wu realized that the troubles that had plagued him in his previous life seemed to be happening all over again: People on campus were always sneaking glances at him. He got love letters every day. Talent scouts showed up at his dorm all the time. And, on top of that!!! His childhood friends, who had grown up with him and promised to attend college in the same city, were starting to act clingy, awkward, and weird. It was a long time before Yu Wu found out. The Black Wuchang really had granted his wish. It's just that... He was the only person in the entire world who couldn't see his own peerless beauty! Blurb for I Became the Savior Through a Luck Buff: In 2024, thunder and lightning suddenly raged for over a month in a corner of inland Huaxia. Afterward, the earth split open, and a blessed land appeared between heaven and earth. Mists shimmered with color, and the sun and moon glimmered. A group of white-robed sages with immortal bearing appeared out of thin air, chanting, "The empire teeters on the brink of collapse, and the Apocalypse draws near. We will make an exception and open our doors to disciples, seeking one destined for us." Only then did the world learn that cultivators really existed. Xiao Sa was an ordinary high school senior. The ancient legends had come true, but his life remained unchanged. He still spent his days preparing for the college entrance exam and his nights working to pay for his mother's medical bills, with no time to worry about anything else. Unexpectedly, a nationwide selection came knocking. The government decreed that every citizen aged 12 or older was required to participate. Xiao Sa reluctantly went. He thought it would just be a formality, but after taking a nap during the exam, he was actually selected! Xiao Sa was bewildered. "What the heck?" The government spoke with grave seriousness. "Son, the fate of the world rests in your hands!" Xiao Sa picked at his ear. "Say that again. What do you want me to save???" Everyone put on serious faces. "The world." Xiao Sa looked shocked. "Huh???" Even though he thought everyone had gone crazy, Xiao Sa eventually chose to journey to an unknown world. First, the government promised to do everything it could to treat his mother. Second, he wasn't the only one who had been selected. Third, he'd fallen in love at first sight with the handsome young cultivator who came to pick him up~ Blurb for My Mother Ascended the Throne: In the thirty-fifth year of Tian'an, the emperor was incompetent, the court was mired in political purges, and foreign enemies watched hungrily from beyond the borders. The Xu family, a chancellor's clan, realized that the empire was on the verge of collapse. To preserve their bloodline, they sent their youngest son, Xu Qing, to serve as a county magistrate in Shu. The youngest son of the Xu family set off with his family. Halfway through the journey, the barbarians invaded. The capital was massacred, and the entire Xu family died for their country. On hearing the terrible news, the already frail youngest Xu son couldn't catch his breath and died as well. Just as the rest of the family had no idea what to do, Xu Qing's wife, Madam Cheng, appeared before them wearing Xu Qing's official robes. She looked at the children, who were crying their eyes out, with a disgusted expression. "Why are you crying? Get moving! If we don't hurry, we'll miss the autumn harvest!" The children: ??? Has Mother gone mad??? Xu Anran thought she was incredibly unlucky. Just after achieving financial freedom, she was selected by a trashy child-rearing System and transmigrated. Transmigrating was one thing, but she had ended up as a widowed mother with children. She'd never even been in a relationship, and now she was the mother of five. Who could she complain to?! To survive, Xu Anran quickly got the lay of the land from the System. And then she... And then she put on her late husband's official robes and took up his post. The child-rearing System cried out in alarm. [Host! What are you doing?!] Xu Anran snapped back, "Dude, this is a chaotic era. How am I supposed to raise kids without money or status? With the power of love?" The System had no answer. Xu Anran chuckled to herself, then asked, "Um, the kids are eating grain that's way too coarse. Do you have any better seeds? Something easy to grow with a high yield?" System: ... System: I think you're trying to fleece me, and I've got proof!!! Xu Jingze, the eldest son of Xu Qing, thought the world had gone mad. He'd only been sick for a while, but when he woke up, not only was his father gone, his mother was gone too. At first, when he learned his mother was going to take his father's place in office, he was terribly nervous, afraid she'd be exposed and they'd all lose their heads. Later, as the realm descended into chaos and the people under his mother's rule lived in peace and prosperity, he was still terribly nervous, afraid that success would make them a target and cost them their lives. Later still, when his mother led her people in campaigns to reclaim the realm, he was still, still, still terribly nervous, because... Because his mother was about to ascend the throne, and he was going to be crown prince!!! Later generations praised Emperor Wen, Xu Jingze, as the ultimate "ally to women." Not only did he support women working outside the home, he also made the unprecedented move of allowing women to take the imperial examinations. Before his death, he even boldly passed the throne to his eldest daughter. Unlike his father... During Xu Qing's reign, he relentlessly targeted women who stood out. After being forced to abdicate, he gathered a group of old-fashioned conservatives to oppose Emperor Wen's policies on women. He was practically the worst emperor in history... If he hadn't been such a capable fighter and expanded the borders, he would have been written out of the textbooks long ago. Xu Jingze, who had transmigrated to a later era, read this passage in a history book. His mouth twitched as he recalled a conversation with his mother back then. Xu Qing cracked sunflower seeds and said, "The two of us have to put on a show. You play the villain, and I'll play the hero." "Why? Mothe... Ah!" After getting a smack on the head, Xu Jingze asked in a hurt voice, "Why, Father?" Xu Qing patted his head. "Silly boy, remember: if you want a play to go the way you planned, make sure the stage is full of your people." Xu Jingze hadn't understood it then. Now he did. ---- [Reader's Notes Before Starting (Including Content Warnings)] ---- ☆ Everyone has different standards. Tags and blurbs are for reference only; the main story is what counts. My writing is awful and my logic is dead, so please don't give me writing advice. ☆ The original body belonged to a truly, truly, truly awful scumbag who was ruled by his lust. The protagonist has to clean up his messes, so please don't read if that bothers you. ☆ The male lead isn't the domineering CEO type who can bring a family to ruin with a snap of his fingers. He's levelheaded, has few material desires, and isn't perfect. If you don't like him, please stop reading. ☆ The mothers have all been through the wringer. With a few exceptions, they're generally independent and confident. ☆ No one will have a romantic storyline with the protagonist. This is a no-CP story, not a harem novel aimed at male readers, so please don't expect that. Thank you. ☆ The author has never been rich. Everything in the story is fictional, so please don't take it too seriously. ☆ Lots of invented settings, and the background is fictional. Everything serves the plot, so please don't compare it to reality. ☆ If you don't like it, there's no need to tell the author. There are countless great stories on Jinjiang. Let's part on good terms, okay? ☆ Chapters are 80% locked during daily updates. Please don't read if that bothers you. ☆ The author loves revising. If you read pirated copies or skip a bunch of chapters and then start cursing, I'll request that your comments be deleted. ☆ Paragraph comments are open. Feel free to chat, but please be civil. ☆ Wishing all my lovely readers good health, great fortune, and prosperity in the new year!!! Theme: Family is the cradle of growth