The Sharp-Tongued Space Pirate Versus the Volatile Man-Eating Flower [Infinite]

[Sharp-tongued, feigning weakness, star pirate seme × hot-tempered, admiration-hungry man-eating flower uke]

One-line summary: [A sharp-tongued star pirate transmigrates into an infinite-flow System and pretends to be weak, only to be passionately loved by his man-eating flower "son"]

Blurb:

Ji Ci'an was sent to prison and sentenced to fifty years, with time off for good behavior during hard labor.

Since his mental strength was only 5, the interstellar prison assigned him to grow flowers. They wouldn't even let him work on the assembly line.

Ji Ci'an didn't know flowers needed to eat, so every day he just watered them, then happily clocked out and went to sleep.

Until the seeds distributed by the interstellar prison grew into an ancient man-eating flower, its body an eerie shade of pink.

The little man-eating flower was so hungry it hopped around in its flowerpot, but Ji Ci'an had one of the best night's sleeps in the entire galaxy and didn't wake up.

So the little flower swallowed him whole.

Ji Ci'an didn't die. Instead, he transmigrated to the present day and got bound to an infinite-flow System. Monsters and ghosts ran rampant in otherworldly realms, and even the famous star pirate openly admitted he couldn't handle them.

But the man-eating flower knew how to have fun.

When they were happy, they entered a dungeon together.

When they were bored, they entered a dungeon together.

When they were sad, they entered a dungeon together.

Until the little flower went too far...

All right, the game's over.

Ji Ci'an grabbed the little flower by the back of its stem and moved it behind him.

Facing a horde of crazed monsters, the black-haired "frail" prisoner turned the tide with a flick of his wrist. A glint of gold flashed in his eyes. In an instant, he broke through the encirclement, his mental strength overwhelming and impossible to measure.

Ji Ci'an: I'm weak.

Ji Ci'an: I'm pretending.

Little Flower: Absolutely stunned.jpg

Everyone else: ? Bro, you really did transmigrate here?

Damn, this guy's kind of handsome.

Ji Ci'an raised the man-eating flower as his son, never expecting his son's gaze at his old man to grow more and more strange.

Ji Ci'an: What do I do if I've raised my flower to be gay? Should I throw it away?

Flower: You said you loved me!

Ji Ci'an: I'm your dad.

1. The story of a space pirate who transmigrates into an infinite-flow System.

2. The seme is incredibly strong. His mental strength being only 5 was an accident. The uke is incredibly devoted, hot-tempered, and good at comforting himself.

Theme: Stay optimistic, positive, and healthy